Category: Tori Spelling

Tori’s Marriage-Saving Pregnancy

Hey everybody! Celebrity unicorns Tori Spelling and serial cheat Dean McDermott are expecting their fifth child. People magazine broke the story with the headline “Tori …

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Why Sleeping With Dean McDermott Is a Very Bad Idea

It’s been a bad week for Tori Spelling, folks. First she falls into a Hibachi grill at a Benihana on Easter Sunday… then she learns …

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Dean McDermott “I’m Not the First Person to Ever Cheat”

Could Dean McDermott be any more predictable? Trotting out the impression management cliches of cheaters everywhere, Dean tells the press he will “not be defined” by …

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Dear Chump Lady, Is “True Tori” a Good Thing?

Dear Chump Lady, When it comes to “True Tori,” I’m wondering if the show isn’t actually a good thing for fidelity…? You are 100% right …

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Season 2 of True Tori… Why?

As long as we’re talking about cheater TV drama, I’m sure you’re all aware that “True Tori” has been renewed for a second season. I …

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Trapped in a Cabin with Tori

I can’t stay away, chumps. Tori Spelling has yet another reality TV show. “Cabin Fever” is the fresh hell that debuted yesterday on the appropriately acronym-ed …

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The Exceedingly Un-special Tori Spelling

It’s Friday, and it’s time for the latest nonsense on Tori Spelling. (I’m tired, people. I finished my book yesterday. Typesetting done, now working the …

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When Tattooing His Penis Just Isn’t Enough

I can’t look away! Chumps keep sending me these clips and I’m helpless to not write about Tori Spelling and Dean Whatzitsname. You know, the …

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Shame! It’s Like an Icepick through Your Head!

Lightening up the mood around here a bit, I’d like to thank the script writers at True Tori (or as one blogger so nicely puts …

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