Category: Trust that they suck
Took Him Back, Now He’s Cheating with His Boss
Dear Chump Lady, I have been married for 18 years, and I have been with my husband for 24 years. I met him when I …
Why Is He Copying Me?
Dear Chump Lady, My ex cheated on me relentlessly, with a mind-boggling amount of women. We had four D-days before I had the strength to …
UBT: Why HER?
Dear Chump Lady, Bullshit translator, please. My ex and I were together for almost 19 years, married for just 1 week shy of 15 years. …
What Did You Unknowingly Do for the OW/OM?
Hello Chump Lady! I have an idea for a Friday Challenge based on a recent post. Politichump wrote: “The worst part of this is that …
What Schmoopie Thought They Were Getting vs. What They Got
Hello Chump Lady, This is “TooManyTears” writing to you. I have a Friday Challenge idea in response to Caught Him Cheating on the Doggy Cam. …
Caught Him Cheating via the Doggy Cam
Dear Chump Lady, First I just want to say I literally love you and your site has brought me so much comic relief into the …
The Rise and Fall of Wife Guys
Kudos to whoever coined the term “Wife Guy.” I confess, until the Adam Levine debacle I snarked about last week, I hadn’t heard of it. …
Worst Gift Ever?
Well, it’s been awhile since I’ve run this challenge, which was originally inspired by my birthday post describing some of the Worst Gifts Ever that …
How Do I Get My Cheating Wife to Reconcile with Me?
Dear Chump Lady, You mention the only way to have your spouse back is with them doing a full reconciliation. What’s that look like? Do …
Stress of Staying in a Toxic Relationship
So, at the risk of having a fun Friday challenge that sounds like a weekly phone call home to my aging mother, tell me about …
Cringey Cheater Profundities
A lot of New Age mumbo jumbo gets fed to the Universal Bullshit Translator. Witness last Wednesday’s sad sausage poetry. “I breath (sic) in the …
Why Is the Cheater Living His Best Life And I Am Not?
Hi, Chump Lady, How do I get past the idea that somehow he and the affair partner are out there living a happy carefree life? …
What’s Your Ex’s Name on Your Cell Phone?
When it comes to a trust that they suck reminder, changing your FW’s cell phone name is a helpful hack. Proper names are for people …
Schmoopie Dumped Him, He Blames the Kids
Hi Chump Lady, After three years, the wheels have fallen off the FW & Schmoopie love bus! All the “I finally found my soulmate, sorry …
What If He Changes for the OW?
Dear Chump Lady, I called off my wedding three months before the big day, after discovering that my fiance was sleeping around with multiple women, including his …
Jennifer Lopez Marries New and Improved Ben Affleck
In WTF news, I feel compelled to comment on the recent marriage of Jennifer Lopez to alcoholic, nanny-schtupper Ben Affleck. What’s a multi-talented, supernaturally beautiful …
UBT: Don’t Give Up on Me
Today’s it’s Tuesday on a Wednesday. (Tuesday: the day the pain stops.) I got a really nice update from Gay and Monogamous, whose ex’s self-serving …
He Runs Me Down to Our Daughter
Dear Chump Lady, I’m 5 years into this shitshow now and mostly am fairly chilled about everything, albeit with the occasional trigger that sets me …
Cheating Father Gets Unvarnished Obituary
A Florida man, Lawrence Pfaff Jr., gave an all-warts review of his father, Lawrence Pfaff, in a Jacksonville obituary. Lawrence H Pfaff Sr. was born in …
‘Why Do I Miss Him?’
Hey Chump Lady, I’ve been separated from my lying, cheating FW for 5 months and 18 days. (But who’s counting?) This is not the first …
