Dear Chump Lady, I’m getting my ducks in a row. Interested on your take on Schmoopie’s correspondence. I can scarcely wrap my head around it. …
Hey there, Chump Lady. I’ve got a few texts from my FW’s big apology day that may be good fodder for the Universal Bullshit Translator: …
If you’re a chump you might have a hard time distinguishing between a real apology and a non-apology. Welcome to Genuine Imitation Naugahyde Remorse. GINR is …
Oh Bustle, you vapid little blip of clickbait… Of all the things you could choose to amplify on your site — world’s worse pizza toppings, …
Well, Dear Amy whiffed it this week with her reply to a cheater who was considering leaving his Schmoopie for his ex-wife — after 20 …
Happy Valentine’s Day. The Toronto mayor John Tory resigned the other day for schtupping a staff member and the Universal Bullshit Translator is here for …
Dear Chump Lady, I am not sure what category you would classify this event. In 2020, after 20 years of marriage to a man that …
Dear Chump Lady, So, I finally left my FW husband of 27 years after enduring two years of mindfuckery after I learned of a series …
Dear Chump Lady, So two years ago my husband of 25 years left me for his technician, immediately moved her in, got her pregnant and they are …
Hi Chump Lady! I wrote to you, detailing how my cheating ex got cheated on by his mistress and how karma, completely un-looked for at …
I get some weird mail. But perhaps none so weird as this letter sent to my Universal Bullshit Translator by John — a cheater. Yes, probably …
The Universal Bullshit Translator just can’t get enough of supercilious, OW twatwaffle condescension. It’s like popcorn to the UBT. Popped fresh from Satan’s own blast …
Hello from across the pond, Chump Lady. Been a fan of your warmth, wisdom, and compassionate but arse-kicking blog for a few years now, and …
Dear Chump Lady, While rage packing FW’s stuff after D-day, I found a poem she had penned on a Post-it. It was in the bottom …
Dear Chump Lady, I separated from my partner of 20 years after I found out about his porn and prostitute addiction. The FW wants to reconcile …
Dear Chump Lady, It’s nearly one year to the day since ex walked out on me and our two kids into the arms of the …
Hi Chump Lady, It’s been since Oct 2021 that he left me for the OW. Finally, today I got an email from him trying to …
Hi Chump Lady, I feel like I’m asking a stupid question, but at the same time, it’s like I don’t understand my own mind. Some …
Leave it to the Guardian to muff it on infidelity advice. Many alert chumps sent me the advice column by Pamela Stephenson Connolly — an actress, …
“It has nothing to do with you.” That single sentence was sent to the Universal Bullshit Translator. One Stupid Shit Cheaters Say cliche, so much to …