Happy February, chumps! It’s nearly Valentine’s Day, or as people have been known to call it “Single Awareness Day.” If you’re feeling a bit adrift with all the mylar heart balloons and syrupy sentiment out there…. consider snark! Yes, it’s time once again for our Infidelity Valentine’s Day Contest where we remember the less fortunate […]
And the Infidelity Valentine’s Poetry Winners Are…
You guys are a twisted bunch. It was hard to choose the snarkiest fractured Valentine, but I winnowed it down best I could. Thanks to everyone for playing! And Happy Valentine’s Day to you all. xoxoxo Limerick Runner Ups… Dave Pope My wife, good hearted thespian, said she was suddenly a lesbian. So she started […]
The Infidelity Valentine’s Day Poetry Contest
Happy February, CN! It’s nearly Valentine’s Day, or as some have been known to call it “Single Awareness Day.” If you’re feeling a bit adrift with all the mylar heart balloons and syrupy sentiment out there…. consider snark! Yes, it’s time once again for our Infidelity Valentine’s Day Contest where we remember the less fortunate […]
And the Valentine’s Day Winners Are…
Do you need a giant dose of snark today? Chump Nation DELIVERED on infidelity Valentines! It was quite a job to curate these. So much cleverness, so much Schmoopie humor, so many sad sausages worthy of derision. We had THREE haiku winners and one limerick stunner. Thank you everyone for participating and winners, email me […]
Infidelity Valentines
It’s February 1 and you know what that means? Insipid displays of cut-rate chocolate and polyester teddy bears? No! It’s time for the Infidelity Valentine’s Day contest! Send me a haiku or a limerick that encapsulates your cheater experience. The winners get inscribed copies of my book (I’ll ship anywhere). I will announce the winner on Valentine’s Day. To recap from 8th […]
And the Infidelity Valentine’s Day Winners Are…
Happy Valentine’s Day, CN! You all made choosing a winner VERY difficult. Hundreds of Infidelity Valentine’s Day submissions! I need a literary editor… or a committee or something. Thanks everyone for playing! The next round of brain bleach is on me! Now to business… I’ve listed the runner’s up first… and then the winners, first […]
A Valentine’s Day Reset
Dear Chump Lady and CN, Two years ago on Valentine’s Day (which also happens to be my birthday) I discovered my husband was carrying on an affair with his co-worker that he had eight months prior assured me he had completely ended. At this point I was already reduced to 85 pounds, on anti-depressants, and […]
Time Again for Infidelity Valentines!
Happy February, chumps! It’s nearly Valentine’s Day, or as people have been known to call it “Single Awareness Day.” If you’re feeling a bit adrift with all the mylar heart balloons and syrupy sentiment out there…. consider snark! Yes, it’s time once again for our Infidelity Valentine’s Day Contest where we remember the less fortunate […]
And the Winners of the Infidelity Valentine’s Day Contest Are…
And the winners of the Infidelity Valentine’s Day Contest ARE…. Boy, you guys made this difficult. Over 450 submissions! So much creativity, so much snark, so much gallows humor — I love Chump Nation! But I had to choose. So I winnowed it down to four winners, two in each category. In limericks the winners were […]
The Third Annual Infidelity Valentine’s Day Contest!
It’s February and you know what that means, chumps? It’s time again for our annual Chump Lady Infidelity Valentine’s Day Contest! During this season of love, roses, and cut-rate chocolates, it’s important to remember the less fortunate — those poor sods that wound up with our exes — and immortalize them in verse. So send […]
