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And the Infidelity Valentine’s Poetry Winners Are…

February 14, 2020 by Chump Lady

You guys are a twisted bunch. It was hard to choose the snarkiest fractured Valentine, but I winnowed it down best I could. Thanks to everyone for playing! And Happy Valentine’s Day to you all. xoxoxo Limerick Runner Ups… Dave Pope My wife, good hearted thespian, said she was suddenly a lesbian. So she started […]

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The Infidelity Valentine’s Day Poetry Contest

February 3, 2020 by Chump Lady

Happy February, CN! It’s nearly Valentine’s Day, or as some have been known to call it “Single Awareness Day.” If you’re feeling a bit adrift with all the mylar heart balloons and syrupy sentiment out there…. consider snark! Yes, it’s time once again for our Infidelity Valentine’s Day Contest where we remember the less fortunate […]

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And the Valentine’s Day Winners Are…

February 14, 2019 by Chump Lady

Do you need a giant dose of snark today? Chump Nation DELIVERED on infidelity Valentines! It was quite a job to curate these. So much cleverness, so much Schmoopie humor, so many sad sausages worthy of derision. We had THREE haiku winners and one limerick stunner. Thank you everyone for participating and winners, email me […]

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Infidelity Valentines

February 1, 2019 by Chump Lady

It’s February 1 and you know what that means? Insipid displays of cut-rate chocolate and polyester teddy bears? No! It’s time for the Infidelity Valentine’s Day contest! Send me a haiku or a limerick that encapsulates your cheater experience. The winners get inscribed copies of my book (I’ll ship anywhere). I will announce the winner on Valentine’s Day. To recap from 8th […]

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And the Infidelity Valentine’s Day Winners Are…

February 13, 2018 by Chump Lady

Happy Valentine’s Day, CN! You all made choosing a winner VERY difficult. Hundreds of Infidelity Valentine’s Day submissions! I need a literary editor… or a committee or something. Thanks everyone for playing! The next round of brain bleach is on me! Now to business… I’ve listed the runner’s up first… and then the winners, first […]

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A Valentine’s Day Reset

February 13, 2018 by Chump Lady

Dear Chump Lady and CN, Two years ago on Valentine’s Day (which also happens to be my birthday) I discovered my husband was carrying on an affair with his co-worker that he had eight months prior assured me he had completely ended. At this point I was already reduced to 85 pounds, on anti-depressants, and […]

Filed Under: Better on the other side, Gain a life, Valentine's Day

Time Again for Infidelity Valentines!

February 2, 2018 by Chump Lady

Happy February, chumps! It’s nearly Valentine’s Day, or as people have been known to call it “Single Awareness Day.” If you’re feeling a bit adrift with all the mylar heart balloons and syrupy sentiment out there…. consider snark! Yes, it’s time once again for our Infidelity Valentine’s Day Contest where we remember the less fortunate […]

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And the Winners of the Infidelity Valentine’s Day Contest Are…

February 14, 2015 by Chump Lady

And the winners of the Infidelity Valentine’s Day Contest ARE…. Boy, you guys made this difficult. Over 450 submissions! So much creativity, so much snark, so much gallows humor — I love Chump Nation! But I had to choose. So I winnowed it down to four winners, two in each category. In limericks the winners were […]

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The Third Annual Infidelity Valentine’s Day Contest!

February 1, 2015 by Chump Lady

It’s February and you know what that means, chumps? It’s time again for our annual Chump Lady Infidelity Valentine’s Day Contest! During this season of love, roses, and cut-rate chocolates, it’s important to remember the less fortunate — those poor sods that wound up with our exes — and immortalize them in verse. So send […]

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And the winner of the Valentine’s Day Contest is….

February 14, 2014 by Chump Lady

My God, chumps, you made this VERY, VERY difficult! The talent! The humor! The snark! I hate choosing favorites, and yet I like to goad you all into little acts of creative rebellion. So, if I didn’t single you out, take heart — I salute your efforts. Keep at it, we will have more contests. […]

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