I Draw Naked People

Every Sunday morning, I take a brisk walk to Georgetown and draw naked people for three hours.

You’re weirder than we thought, CL.

Well, I generally don’t blog about myself. On weekends, I’m usually wading through my inbox and trying to get columns together for the week. But my CL email got hacked (fucking hell!) and I spent my catch up time on the phone with tech support (fucking hell!) and I won’t have proper email for days (fucking hell!) and while I can still blog (sigh of relief), I cannot access my inbox (fucking hell!).

What’s this have to do with drawing naked people, Tracy?

My sanity. I draw to stay sane. And as I was walking home, I was thinking of how much I really, really, really love to draw. And how guilty I often feel taking those three hours each week to do this thing I love.

And yet, how calm and happy it makes me. Like, calm enough to spend an hour on hold with GoDaddy. (And before you tech people berate me, I KNOW THEY SUCK. Look, I registered my domain name with them in 2012 and route my email through them and they fucking OWN me. If you can solve this, email me… oh wait…)

Back to drawing — when I draw, I lose myself. I’m in “the zone” — that creative place where the self dissolves, but then is rudely awaken by Natasha, my instructor saying, “Tracy! Stop! What are you doing?” taking my pencil in hand and pointing out some obvious bit of anatomy that I flubbed.

Like knees. I hate drawing knees. They’re so complicated. Knees are positively treacherous.

But I stick with it.

Which might be a metaphor for something, but I’m too lazy to complete that thought into a proper blog essay, but I will share some knees.

If you’re offended by naked people, look away! I’ll be back to writing about betrayal and mindfuckery tomorrow.

Meanwhile, some social media love for Winter Palace Studio. If you’re in the DMV and you want a challenging art class — check it out.

(If you’re the sort of person who needs a lot of warm fuzzies and just wants to express themselves — go paint a mug. This is NOT the studio for you. If you’re the sort of sadomasochist who wants to spend three years perfecting your knee anatomy — sign up.)

Without further ado… my figure drawings.

 

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eirene
eirene
4 years ago

Hey, your knees look pretty good to me! (The bee’s knees?). Thanks for sharing a bit of your passion with us, Tracy.

Linda
Linda
4 years ago

You are a natual. Thanks for sharing. I personally appreciate your words and art.

MehMehMeh
MehMehMeh
4 years ago

You are soooo talented! I love the drawings!

Phillip Purdy
Phillip Purdy
11 months ago
Reply to  MehMehMeh

Me to I love the naked drawings

ChumpedButHappierNow
ChumpedButHappierNow
4 years ago

WOW! Beautiful!

Genie Harris
Genie Harris
4 years ago

WOW!!! so impressed I am with your mega talent. You can write, draw, and I am sure so much more.
Thank you for sharing

MataHari
MataHari
4 years ago
Reply to  Genie Harris

Pretty darn good. Even the knees.

Jodi Lynch
Jodi Lynch
4 years ago
Reply to  Genie Harris

My thoughts exactly!

Awesome drawings. Wow you are talented, Tracy.

Racquel
Racquel
4 years ago

Super fantastic nakedness in my opinion. For what my opinion is worth. Thank you for sharing!

Datdamwuf
Datdamwuf
4 years ago

Those are good Tracy :). The models one and all look pretty unhappy though. Was that their expression throughout or just by the time you did the faces? Curious cos when I’ve done nude classes our models were pretty happy during sessions.

Spoonriver
Spoonriver
4 years ago
Reply to  Tracy Schorn

I used to model for art class and you have no idea how hard it is to sit still that long. Something always itches.

LiningUpDucks
LiningUpDucks
4 years ago
Reply to  Spoonriver

Yes, especially must have been tough for the first male in this list. Even if sitting and leaning on his back hand, that pose looks like it must have been very tough!

Rebecca
Rebecca
4 years ago
Reply to  Tracy Schorn

It’s almost like you can see their emotions in your work.
You have an amazing gift and am glad you do something to make yourself that happy every week. Your progress is astonishing.
Thank you for sharing.

Stig
Stig
4 years ago

Bodies are a thing of beauty and I love these, you bring the person out Tracy, I should have known, with your cartoons that you’d be good, but damn. As for knees, they are the devil’s hinge joint. Thanks for sharing and hope you’re back in business soon (until then, enjoy the peace).

ForwardOnwardUpward
ForwardOnwardUpward
4 years ago

Thank you for blogging about yourself, Tracy, and for sharing with us that full life you’ve gained. That’s beautiful work. Xx

Beth
Beth
4 years ago

Wow. As a person with no creative ability whatsoever I can’t imagine trying to draw a knee, a nose or anything in between. Your talent is impressive! You’re as handy with chalk as you are with a pen (or more realistically, a keyboard). Thanks for sharing with us. And sorry about the email situation.

Gentle reader
Gentle reader
4 years ago

Very good work. Go Nationals. I will root for them.

Elizabeth Lee
Elizabeth Lee
4 years ago

Amazing. Beautiful. Thanks for a window into your world.

My daughter took figure drawing as a college freshman. Once she got over the whole naked people thing she enjoyed it and learned a lot.

WrecktheRIC
WrecktheRIC
4 years ago

These are amazing. You are my hero, Tracy, in so many ways!

SheChump
SheChump
4 years ago

Oh My God, Lady. You are a triple threat!

Funny, smart and talented!

I love these a lot! You can capture faces – and eyes! I’ve heard eyes are especially hard.

Now I’ve got a whole new admiration for you, as if it could have been any more.

Catherine
Catherine
4 years ago

This is excellent work Tracy. Well done you. As an artist and teacher myself l totally understand the importance of being in the zone and for me it is the only sanity from home and living with Mr Entitled. Off the subject but is your teacher Russian?

KH73
KH73
4 years ago

Your drawings are amazing. I am so in awe. Thanks for sharing.

ClearWaters
ClearWaters
4 years ago

Wow! Superb!
Well, you might as well let Natasha help you improve what ever needs improvement, but it looks like you are in the company of Michelangelo and his David.

I would ask the same as Datdamwuf: are the models unhappy?

Good luck with your e-mail!

Rocketed
Rocketed
4 years ago

Wow Tracy that’s a lot of work! You do one of those in 3 hours? Very good ! Good on you, you are awesome!

ForgeOn!
ForgeOn!
4 years ago

Stunning!! Exquisite!

You practice what you preach—-LACGAL—-and the results are incredible

MrsVain
MrsVain
4 years ago

Amazing. Beautiful detail. I am super jealous. You are mighty

Happily Free
Happily Free
4 years ago

They’re beautiful. You’re very talented- even in the knees.

NotbLUEinTC
NotbLUEinTC
4 years ago

Thank you for reminding me that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. That reframing a frustration into creativity is always possible. That to pursue meh you need to embrace what frustrates you. And that there is a world beyond the divorce rainbow.

You are an amazing artist, with drawing AND words. Thanks.

Trudy
Trudy
4 years ago

Wow! I’m impressed!

Goldilocks
Goldilocks
4 years ago

WOW you’re so talented, Tracy!!! I LOVE your drawings!!!! Do you have live models posing for you? I’m so impressed! Makes me want to drag out my water colors!! I’m not good, but I try!! Something to do on my layovers!! Thank you for sharing and thank you for this column!! It has TRULY saved my life!!!

StrongerNow
StrongerNow
4 years ago

WOW-CL-these drawings are incredible!!!

Thank you for sharing!!!

Traveling the World
Traveling the World
4 years ago

These are incredible! Such detail!

Hcard
Hcard
4 years ago

The faces are absolutely fantastic. Definitely not ass face cartoon. I would love to have a fraction of your artistic talent.

Deeplychumpy
Deeplychumpy
4 years ago

Wow I’m surprised how much this post affected me!
My STBX’s AP sent me a friend request and on her fb page their were sketches she had done of her and my husband kissing. It reminded me of how much damage affairs do to people and how much more healing I need to do!

No Shit Cupcakes
No Shit Cupcakes
4 years ago
Reply to  Deeplychumpy

What an idiot! Well, at least it removed any doubt that kicking him to the curb wasn’t the best move you could have made.

StraightOuttaChumpdom
StraightOuttaChumpdom
4 years ago
Reply to  Deeplychumpy

OMG the AUDACITY

Martha
Martha
4 years ago
Reply to  Deeplychumpy

I hope you didn’t accept her FB request and blocked her and your STBX too.

Deeplychumpy
Deeplychumpy
4 years ago
Reply to  Martha

No I didn’t accept and blocked her – thanks for asking! My husbands reaction “well I didn’t make her do it so it’s got nothing to do with me”!!!! I tried to calmly explain that he was responsible by bringing her into our lives….fell on deaf ears ????

Martha
Martha
4 years ago
Reply to  Deeplychumpy

Cheaters are so stupid and good job blocking her!! 🙂

NoRainNoFlowers
NoRainNoFlowers
4 years ago

I was just thinking about what you said about feeling guilty and also how much you love drawing. It reminded me of when my children were little and their preschool teacher once said, “play is their work. This is how they grow.” You’re still growing, Tracy. We all are. If it grows you to draw, if you’re enjoying playing and sometimes you’re suffering (damn knees) then you’re exactly where you need to be. And from the looks of it, blooming too.

Medusa
Medusa
4 years ago

These are gorgeous. Thank you for sharing them — and for reminding me (all of us?) that it’s good to take time to do something you love.

Onethingeveryday
Onethingeveryday
4 years ago

Fabulous work Tracy! Let us help link this back to the healing process & the gain a life factor.

I attend a weekly art class and I paint for 2 hours a week. It is a brilliant outlet for me, and my class mates have been amazing during this hell. It is part of my gain a life tool box. I too felt guilty for taking this time out for something which was entirely about me. Without it, I think my sanity would’ve suffered.

I love that you life draw! I feel less alone. We do love how real you are. Inspired!

Hopefully your IT stuff works itself out cleanly & with less drama!

Francois
Francois
4 years ago

Fabulous Tracy! And thank you for this website and everything you do.

SwissChump
SwissChump
4 years ago

Amazing!!!!

thelongrun
thelongrun
4 years ago

Tracy,

After reading your own comments in this post about your artistic abilities, you may think I’m crazy when I say this, but boy do I wish I could draw like you. I can only draw stick people now. I aspire to get better one day. Thanks for sharing this w/us all.

I understand being tough on yourself. I do that w/myself all the time. But don’t forget to tell yourself you’re not too shabby, too. Especially when all of us are telling you that. You’re talented, Tracy.

Lastly, you’re bringing up the good point that it’s very healthy to have a hobby or passion in your life (or more than one of them). You’ve gotta do what you can to make yourself happy, and try to balance it as best you can w/the rest of your life (a partner, kids, work, etc). You go, Tracy! [Sorry about the email hack. That really does suck.]

Soldiering On
Soldiering On
4 years ago
Reply to  thelongrun

Take a class on Perspective Drawing; that helps you to see things as they are. Then begin to expand your classes and eventually do life drawing. I still can’t do recognizable faces, and the human body is a wonderful challenge, but it is absorbing. Keep trying!!

Lioness
Lioness
4 years ago

WOW! Great work! While I love to draw, I can only get into my zone with sewing patchwork! Been doing crazy patchwork every spare moment for the past two weeks even at night before I go to bed. I call it addiction! Hey anything that helps maintain my sanity among the shitstorm…! And then I feel guilty about not having time to clean. lol. Hugs to all ya wonderful struggling souls.

Digbert
Digbert
4 years ago

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️???????? how talented you are Tracy – I used to do life drawing regularly – must get my charcoal stick out again – the models would also wear funky hats and other accessories to jazz it up occasionally ????❤️ it was only £5 a drop in session ( UK) can’t find similar here ( not local anyway) big sigh ????

No Shit Cupcakes
No Shit Cupcakes
4 years ago

Wow – maybe you are unhappy with the way you draw knees, but they look great to me!

Sorry about the hack and all the attendant bull shit. I hope they get that fixed soon and behind a firewall that is impervious to attack.

unicornomore
unicornomore
4 years ago

Your art really is lovely. I have a personal brand of awesome which is no where near this realm so I have a great deal of appreciation for people refining the ability to create art like this. Bravo !

katethegreat
katethegreat
4 years ago

holy moly Tracy, those are BEAUTIFUL. You are so talented. Thank you for sharing your art with us.

WonderNoMore
WonderNoMore
4 years ago

Beautiful work!

Spoonriver
Spoonriver
4 years ago

Hey Chump Lady I paint naked people! MCAD. In MN once you reach 62 you can take classes in the state system for $30 a credit. It’s my new life now. Since fuckwit blew up my life after 30 years of marriage I found my way back to painting. I still have my day job. Art is my new boyfriend.He frustrates and pisses me off sometimes but he never cheats or lies. He can be spendy at times.

peacekeeper
peacekeeper
4 years ago

Dear CL,
I just saw this Archive title now and have not read all the replies.

In my mind I can see such beautiful images,but I cannot get my brain and my hand to put these thoughts, these pictures, on paper. What an amazing gift you possess.
You are a bundle of many many beautiful things, of many many talents.
Your work leaves me speechless really. I don’t know what more to say.
Except, I also love your use of the word “fuck”. There is a time and a place for that word!
( my friends and family roar when I say that word. I look so innocent, but boy, don’t piss me off because I carry that word with me everywhere. It is my outlet,my defence!

You Rock!
Thank you for being you, my daily dose of sunshine, my go to person to be lifted up!
CN is blessed!

Martha
Martha
4 years ago

Amazing!! Thank you so much for sharing a bit of your private life. 🙂 And good luck with your email!

peacekeeper
peacekeeper
4 years ago

Please let me add:
A human being comes into this world naked, and when placed in a body wrap or bag, is naked.
( in my profession I assisted many newborns into life and prepared many souls on leaving this world)
No matter if we were dressed in rags or riches during our life , we all enter and exit the same way.

Your art is absolutely beautiful!

Soldiering On
Soldiering On
4 years ago

Take a class on Perspective Drawing; that helps you to see things as they are. Then begin to expand your classes and eventually do life drawing. I still can’t do recognizable faces, and the human body is a wonderful challenge, but it is absorbing. Keep trying!!

oldcrone
oldcrone
4 years ago

Wow! You are the real deal! So many gifts for one person; in awe of your abilities.
And sorry for your technical issues. You must be so frustrated right now. Sure hope you are able to resolve the problem.

validated
validated
4 years ago

I also draw naked people on weekends during the school year. We have a community group, folks show up, contribute to pay the model, a local college lets us meet there for free and their students can come and draw for free. It’s been going for over 20 years. It’s an exercise to shift my mind to the moment, to see what is, to quiet and as you say, be in the creative zone. There are several of us who hold the group together. We don’t do crits. We “hung” a show of several drawings of each our members who wanted to participate in the art building foyer. Thanks for sharing a grouping.

Jchump
Jchump
4 years ago

Wow! These are beautiful!!

Portia
Portia
4 years ago

When I was young, I learned to leave my physical and mental problems behind by reading a book. I became a lifelong reader because it brought me joy, reduced stress, and allowed me to view the world from other perspectives. It still brings me joy. I also find joy in music. It amazes me that these two habits are so transformative, and both are relatively inexpensive. It is not selfish to find the time to feel your joy. Not only does it keep you sane, but it also helps you relate to other people in a kinder, more accepting way.

I think if more people connected with their joy the world would be a much better place. I think your art is wonderful, thanks for sharing. That, in itself, helps make the world a better place.

Kara
Kara
4 years ago

These are fantastic!! I’ve done figure work before. As both the artist and the model.

I love figure classes because it’s so helpful to learn how to draw anatomy from the real subject rather than a photo or doll or cartoon. Real human bodies have angles and folds and flesh and shadows.

Plus when you’re in a class like that you’re too damn busy drawing their feckin knees to worry about the fact they’re naked XD

Seriously though I hate drawing knees too. And feet.