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Dear Chump Lady, Why must cheaters add insult to injury?

June 27, 2018 by Chump Lady

Dear Chump Lady, I am about 5 months out from D-Day. My husband and I were married for 6 years and together for a total of 14 (high school sweethearts we have been dating since we were 15). At the beginning of the year we had a fight regarding our sex life (or lack there […]

Filed Under: Ask Chump Lady, Blameshifting, Cake Eating, Cheater Tactics Tagged With: Cheater Tactics, Mindfuck channels, Sad sausage

I Haven’t Been Happy for a Long Time

April 24, 2018 by Chump Lady

crush with happiness

The other week someone asked me to decode, “I haven’t been happy for a long time.” (Also sometimes expressed as “WE haven’t been happy for a long time.”) It’s trotted out when the chump is looking for an explanation as to why their family life just blew up. Well DUH. “I haven’t been happy for […]

Filed Under: Cake Eating, Cheater Tactics, Early days after discovery Tagged With: Cheater Tactics

You’d Like Them If You Really Knew Them

March 20, 2018 by Chump Lady

One of the classic “Stupid Shit Cheaters Say” utterances is, “You know, if you met (the Schmoopie), you’d really like (him/her)! They’re a lot like you!” Yeah, you know if the circumstances were different, and this person wasn’t fucking your spouse, I’m sure you’d really enjoy scrapbooking together. It’s a patently moronic cake fantasy come […]

Filed Under: Cheater Tactics, Pick me dance Tagged With: Cheater Tactics

The Mindfuckery of Reverse Victim Offender

March 7, 2018 by Chump Lady

There must be a bazillion “How To Tell If He/She’s Cheating” articles on the interwebs. You know, the usual — new cologne, sudden penchant for 9-hour Pilates classes, weird showering habits, furtive texting, requires cavity search to reveal cell phone… But here’s the real clue you’re dealing with a cheater, and it’s not lipstick on […]

Filed Under: Blameshifting, Cheater Tactics Tagged With: Blameshifting, Cheater Tactics

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