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He Says ‘I Better Behave’

April 30, 2020 by Chump Lady

Mindfuck blender

Dear Chump Lady My husband cheated on me, I didn’t find out through his phone (he doesn’t have one, he doesn’t like them). Didn’t find out though his laptop, (again doesn’t have one of those either). I found out though him. He was feeling guilty, so he told me, his version of it, which after […]

Filed Under: How to leave a cheater Tagged With: coronavirus, emotional abuse

Esther Wants to Help You Grieve

April 23, 2020 by Chump Lady

Celebrity shrink, Esther Perel, who I’ve pilloried here many times, has been on a reinvention campaign of late. First she declared herself an “executive coach“, now during this pandemic, Esther would like to be our grief counselor. Being the world’s most well-known cheater apologist probably isn’t a good look right now. That’s okay, because Esther has many […]

Filed Under: Esther Perel Tagged With: coronavirus, esther perel

UBT: “Will Our Affair Survive the Lockdown?”

April 20, 2020 by Chump Lady

schmoopies

A few bazillion of you sent the Universal Bullshit Translator the Guardian’s “I’m involved with a married man. Will our affair survive the lockdown?” Penned by “Anonymous,” filed under “Relationships,” I’m not really sure what the point was. Is she looking for advice? (None is given. Comments are off.) Is she shouting her true love […]

Filed Under: Cake Eating, Other Women, universal bullshit translator Tagged With: Affair Partners, coronavirus, COVID, Universal Bullshit Translator

Can You Imagine Being Quarantined With Your Ex?

April 9, 2020 by Chump Lady

At Chump Nation we’re a wee tad sensitive about Conscious Uncoupling. You know, the divorce narrative where you remain best friends forever (For The Children!) and share Thanksgivings together with all your partners, and go on Carnival cruises (when that was a thing), and form minor softball leagues and religious sister wives cults, and post […]

Filed Under: Cake Eating Tagged With: Bruce Willis, coronavirus, Demi Moore

I’m Forced To Live with My Cheater Right Now

March 30, 2020 by Chump Lady

raccoons

Dear Chump Lady, It’s been five weeks since D-Day here. I’m a lesbian, we have been together 13 years, we have one small child that we created together, and four kids I already had from a previous marriage. She cheated on me the first time back in 2008, right after our wedding ceremony, when she […]

Filed Under: How to leave a cheater Tagged With: Cheating, coronavirus

When This Crisis Is Over, I’m Gonna…

March 27, 2020 by Chump Lady

As I like to say around here a lot — “the pain is finite.” The problem with most pain is, however, that you don’t know its duration when you’re smack in the middle of it. It feels endless. Will normal ever be normal again? Yes, I’m awkwardly segueing to the coronavirus. How is everyone holding […]

Filed Under: Gain a life Tagged With: coronavirus

Coronavirus and Co-Parenting with Fuckwits

March 20, 2020 by Chump Lady

Hello Chump Lady, I was married for 17 years, together 19. Left him in 2015, divorced 2016. I lived with him in a very remote place in rural coastal Alaska, to a small town southwest of here. I left because his job is the health care worker in a small native village no way I […]

Filed Under: co-parenting with a fuckwit Tagged With: co-parenting, co-parenting with a fuckwit, coronavirus

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