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New Words for the Chump Condition?

May 1, 2020 by Chump Lady

Dear Chump Lady, I’ve been thinking about the being mighty part of moving on lately, and I think I have a new term for the Chump dictionary: special snowflake chump. As I write to you, I’m thinking to myself how I could never hate my ex because, 1) he was my first long-term relationship, 2) […]

Filed Under: Spackle Tagged With: Friday Challenge

New Age Cheaterisms

February 28, 2020 by Chump Lady

Cheaters seem well-versed in philosophy — the kind of Pinterest-board deep thoughts that can only be expressed by a sunset meme or a basket of kittens. So your Fun Friday Challenge this week is to take a popular New Age-y aphorism like “Live, Love, Laugh” and rewrite it for cheater sensibilities –“Lie, Luv, Litigate.” So what’s your Schmoopie goop speak? If you […]

Filed Under: Fun and games Tagged With: Friday Challenge, New Age, Stupid Shit Cheaters Say

Jingle Meh?

December 21, 2018 by Chump Lady

Dear Chump Lady, While I’m working on getting out of my situation, I sometimes distract myself with a little mental daydreaming and write new lyrics to classic songs. They’re not always great works, but it’s a method of stress relief that’s kind fun. Because it’s Christmas, here’s a festive little diddy for your mild amusement. […]

Filed Under: Fun and games, Holidays Tagged With: Christmas, Friday Challenge

The Selfies, OMG the Selfies

July 20, 2018 by Chump Lady

I believe it was UXWorld who said the other day, “The SELFIES. OMG, the selfies!” Which started quite the riff on embarrassing cheater affectations pre- and post D-Day. Were there goatees? New tattoos? Juvenile hobbies? Motorcycles? Dic pics? Duck face selfies? Text speak, K? A cloud of noxious cologne? New boobs? It’s not very meh, […]

Filed Under: Fun and games Tagged With: Friday Challenge

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