Universal Bullshit Translator

Universal Bullshit TranslatorIntroducing our favorite machine — the Universal Bullshit Translator. Fueled by snark and cookies, the UBT decodes all manner of Stupid Sh*t Cheaters Say. Pretentious Schoompie emails. Drunk texts from your ex. Victim-blaming news articles.

Got a tasty snack for the Universal Bullshit Translator? Send it to info@chumplady.com.

Read the archives of UBTs here.

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Got a question for the Chump Lady? Or a submission for the Universal Bullshit Translator? Write to me at info@chumplady.com. Read more about submission guidelines.

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