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Sexy Affair Utterances?

January 13, 2021 by Chump Lady

swanning cheater

I was pouring through the archives this morning looking for a good rerun today when “Eat Your Pudding” assaulted my eyeballs. Back in 2015, several alert chumps sent me the story about Steve Kroft, the 60 Minutes host having an affair with New York lawyer, Lisan Goines. (As OW names go, this one is Dickensian. […]

Filed Under: Trust that they suck Tagged With: Stupid Shit Cheaters Say 210 Comments

UBT: “I Would Like to Have a Final Conversation”

November 10, 2020 by Chump Lady

Dear Chump Lady, I am finally filing for divorce (with a 6 month processing time COVID wooo). I want some insight into my ex-spouse’s requests. I have been no contact for 11 months and blocked her 7 months ago, aside from getting the car signed over and getting the divorce application signed. In both situations, […]

Filed Under: No contact Tagged With: Closure, No Contact, relationship autopsy, Stupid Shit Cheaters Say, Universal Bullshit Translator

Dumbest Insult Your Ex Tried?

October 23, 2020 by Chump Lady

To be chumped is to be underestimated. Devalued. Misunderstood. And while you shouldn’t give cheaters precious mental real estate, sometimes when you inevitably look back, it’s rather gobsmacking what they came up with to malign you. Today’s Friday Challenge is courtesy of the private CN Facebook page – What’s the dumbest thing your ex said to […]

Filed Under: Trust that they suck Tagged With: Insult, Stupid Shit Cheaters Say

Cheating Excuses and Non Sequiturs — ‘It Didn’t Take That Much Time’

June 5, 2020 by Chump Lady

Mindfuck blender

I often advise chumps to never, ever stick their head in the mindfuck blender after discovery. Don’t ask your cheater why they did this. Their motivations. Their astrological sign. Their FOO issues. Their pollen allergy. Whatever the explanation given, it will be pure nonsense. Nonsense that will PAIN you. And I realize typing this that […]

Filed Under: Blameshifting, Trust that they suck Tagged With: Making excuses, Stupid Shit Cheaters Say

New Age Cheaterisms

February 28, 2020 by Chump Lady

Cheaters seem well-versed in philosophy — the kind of Pinterest-board deep thoughts that can only be expressed by a sunset meme or a basket of kittens. So your Fun Friday Challenge this week is to take a popular New Age-y aphorism like “Live, Love, Laugh” and rewrite it for cheater sensibilities –“Lie, Luv, Litigate.” So what’s your Schmoopie goop speak? If you […]

Filed Under: Fun and games Tagged With: Friday Challenge, New Age, Stupid Shit Cheaters Say

More Stupid Shit Cheaters Say

October 4, 2019 by Chump Lady

I know I have a page for this, but why hasn’t Stupid Shit Cheaters Say been a Friday Challenge? The time has come. When I started this place, I naively thought I would catalog the crazy. More naively, I thought I would draw it. I had no idea I would get literally thousands of submissions, […]

Filed Under: Cheater Tactics, Deception, Gaslighting Tagged With: Bullshit, Lies, Stupid Shit Cheaters Say

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