Tag: Stupid Shit Cheaters Say

I Can’t Believe I Just Said That

Today’s Friday Challenge was suggested by Mr. CL. It was inspired by a comment he read on last Friday’s post where a chump told her …

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I Love You But I’m Not In Love With You

Hi Chump Lady: I am currently living with a cake eater, although I am making progress getting her out of the door, we have recently …

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Agape douchebag

Being Compared with an Affair Partner

One of the classic “Stupid Shit Cheaters Say” utterances is, “You know, if you met (the Schmoopie), you’d really like (him/her)! They’re a lot like …

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‘I Thought You Knew’

So this was submitted to Stupid Shit Cheaters Say this week: “I thought you knew about my romantic and sexual relationships all along and were …

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swanning cheater

Sexy Affair Utterances?

I was pouring through the archives this morning looking for a good rerun today when “Eat Your Pudding” assaulted my eyeballs. Back in 2015, several …

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UBT: “I Would Like to Have a Final Conversation”

Dear Chump Lady, I am finally filing for divorce (with a 6 month processing time COVID wooo). I want some insight into my ex-spouse’s requests. …

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Dumbest Insult Your Ex Tried?

To be chumped is to be underestimated. Devalued. Misunderstood. And while you shouldn’t give cheaters precious mental real estate, sometimes when you inevitably look back, …

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Mindfuck blender

Cheating Excuses and Non Sequiturs — ‘It Didn’t Take That Much Time’

I often advise chumps to never, ever stick their head in the mindfuck blender after discovery. Don’t ask your cheater why they did this. Their …

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New Age Cheaterisms

Cheaters seem well-versed in philosophy — the kind of Pinterest-board deep thoughts that can only be expressed by a sunset meme or a basket of kittens. So your Fun Friday Challenge …

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More Stupid Shit Cheaters Say

I know I have a page for this, but why hasn’t Stupid Shit Cheaters Say been a Friday Challenge? The time has come. When I …

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