Cheaters make cheating seem so easy. It just happened! I don’t know whose underwear that is. It just appeared! But really, we know it takes mad skills to cheat. Laying the groundwork for a double life is like preparing for a NATO airstrike. The burner phone, the aliases, the diverted monies…
So today’s Friday Challenge is to create merit badges for cheaters. Let’s recognize their cleverness which they so highly esteem in themselves. Sure, it’s easy to dupe a loving partner who trusts you, but it takes a special kind of fuckwit to think it’s an achievement. Yes, that stripper really does love you for YOU.
What must cheaters do to earn the badge? Are there rankings? What games are they playing at Camp Narcissist this summer? (Capture the Sad Sausage?)
Photoshopping Dating Profiles?