Isn’t the dating-while-married-now-separated synchronicity remarkable? Two people, just friends, suddenly shed their spouses in tandem and want the world to know, they never held hands, canoodled on a park bench, or shared a breath mint until they were free. Such is their consideration.
Well, free until the lawyers sort it out. But the important takeaway is they didn’t have a single impure thought! Not a one! until their obsolete spouse just drifted away (amicably, for the best really), and they could now discover that winsome coworker — also suddenly single!
The couple’s relationship was publicly revealed on Wednesday when photos surfaced of them holding hands in a car during a vacation in upstate New York and cozying up at a bar. They both shut down their Instagram accounts hours later.
Nothing says, “nothing to see here!” like shutting down Instagram accounts.
Another source had a different take.
“There were rumors they were having an affair about a year ago,” that source said. “A lot of people believed there might have been some truth to it, because you can see there’s a mutual affection there. But everyone ultimately chalked it up to friendship because they always said they were both happily married.”
How happily married?
Robach also told PEOPLE about their double dates with Shue and Fiebig. “The moment he started at ABC, I think we just clicked. We’ve gone on tons of double dates with our spouses and my daughters babysit his daughters.”
It’s gotta be legit, because affair partners never double date with their chumps, or enlist children in their complicated love rhombuses. That never happens.
So, CN, your Friday Challenge is to share all your crazy synchronicities. Saturn must be in the seventh house of Fuckwit or something.