Make Your Own Cheater Memes!
The Friday Challenge is cheater memes.
People often report that they find their cheaters posting narcissistic New Age profundity on social media. One must pursue the Butterflies of Aliveness! Happiness is Never Wrong! sort of drivel.
Today (and this weekend) your job is to create your own cheater memes.
Give us a slogan, turn a well-worn cliche on its head, or lampoon cheaters’ Deep Thoughts.
The more ambitious of you, may want to post graphics you create at a meme generator site.
Just post the URL. I’ll try and upload them as I have time.
If you need some inspiration for New Age dreck, check out this hilarious New Age Bullshit generator. (So that’s where Esther Perel gets her aphorisms!)
Enjoy!
Oops, try again? Hey, if you’re copying that code — replace the QUOTE MARKS. For some reason, my font here wants to turn them backwards. I wonder if that’s screwing things up.
Or maybe stick to text if it’s not working….
Or post the link, and I’ll try and embed them for you. (As I have time.)
“Jesus forgives me. So, it’s all good!”
AWESOME!!! LOVE it!!!!
The church Boy Scouts gave me the God and Country Award right before I ran off with my schmoopie so see? I *am* honorable and honest.
“Only God can judge me for what I did” is what my cheater mumbled, among other idiocies.
I got the same thing. “Only God can judge me. Who am I to judge asshat? After 23 years and falling “in love” with a fake POF profile, I earned the right to judge. Loser.
Leaving a link to your meme is fine, I’ll embed them as I have time. Gah. HTML.
I’m completely overwhelmed by memes! No way to keep up! Everyone please follow TheUpwardWay’s directions and they should work. 🙂
Awesome work everyone!
Oh my ?
https://makeameme.org/meme/why-dont-you-a0f90g
This site is educational in so many ways, including meme generation/posting! Cool! 🙂
Hope this works! Thanks for the info on making memes!
https://makeameme.org/meme/i-want-us-ujqomn
Nope, html fail.
OMG!!! That ginger haired kid looks EXACTLY like what I would guess my XH looked like at that age……freaky.
GAK!
I still can’t believe he said this, and I also can’t believe how many cheaters do:
https://makeameme.org/meme/if-things-had
Here you go Moving on – Good one :)!
Yup, I have heard that one too….and usually I am at a loss for a snappy comeback, but I wasn’t that time. I said no, that would never happen, because NONE of my friends had ever intentionally slept with someone else’s husband, nor had any of them ever slept with their own first cousin….and that made Twatwaffle two for two.
Heard that
Thanks, Chumpitude!
Ew… change that kid’s hair to blonde, and you pretty much have my ex (even now).
Hesatthecurb and Moving on, he looks like a younger version of my Cheater as well, ginger hair, and cheesy smile. Maybe our Cheaters are triplets separated at birth.
Last time I seen him, his ginger hair looked faded,he’s started wearing wired framed glasses, perhaps going for the intellectual/sophisticated, sensitive man look, making his bullshit sound more beleivable to gf and outsiders.
Cheater still smiles like that, eww, creepy, especially knowing what a scumbag he is.
Fingers crossed that I have done this correctly…
Hmmm… I guess I stink at this. Let me try this…
Hahahahaha. Where’d you get that picture of The Entitled One??? I LOVE THIS ONE.
That hairy 14 months gestation belly sure does look familiar.
^ Shrieking with laughter over here
OMG the Stripper/Self Esteem meme – that’s exactly what my H said. Tracy did you create that meme or did someone else’s douchebag cheater out there actually say that too?!
Some pointers. Don’t paste the quotes WITH the quotes. And, post the URL not the name of the file.
http://makeameme.org/mymemes/29269
That’s hilarious!!
It might’ve been you who submitted it to SSCS. It went “I wasn’t buying strippers. I was buying self esteem. You spend money on things you don’t need!”
Epic stupid shit.
Get Out You Seat and Chump Around, Funny! =) I
Mine didn’t work, I’m not good at this, I tried deleting mine, evidently not good at that either.
Bahahaha! Too funny.
Hope this works! Great idea CL!
chjrn,
Thank you! This one hit home! Almost two years past D-Day #1, I can quasi-laugh.
Omg my ex did that and that’s exactly what he said
Love this one!
The skeletal remains of a cheater once he no longer gets cake.
Aka, if only that were true…
Yeah & I could cash in the life insurance on him.
A chump can dream, can’t she/he?
https://imgflip.com/download_image?idsmall=11ewqq&ext=jpg
Freeb – that is seriously good. And bad. But good.
Sorry, this is totally weird on the HTML images. We need ian to show us how. Gah. I can’t even get the edit function to work. Cheater gremlins?
The angry Silverback is in honor of my friend’s soon to be ex who fathered not 1 child BUT 2 out of wedlock with the same barmaid wench. They live a few streets down from each other so when my friend’s heartbroken daughters who don’t understand why daddy has ceased to be in their lives, find out about they have half sisters it should be an interesting situation. I call him the Silverback because he recently bumrushed stormtrooper style my friend s house when he found out that after being single for 3 years she had the audacity to have a boyfriend over!! He was pissed drunk and broke the guys car door handles before he chased him out of the house. Yes reality is stranger than fiction you cannot invent this type of delusional entitlement, even after having totally abandoning his family and financial obligations he had the nerve to break into her house. He was aghast she might have a chance to rebuild her life
https://makeameme.org/meme/i-love-fucking-616qcr
https://makeameme.org/meme/i-m-not-289lo5
https://makeameme.org/meme/sorry-i-tli0gg
1. Lying makes people like me, don’t you want people to like me?
2. I like our life, why can’t you just be happy this way.
3. I don’t want to be divorced, can’t we just live in separate states?
4. I think we have different sex drives, you want more then me. (After my living 11 years celebate, him 100’s of fuck buddies.) WTF?
5. We’re not divorcing because of my cheating, we grew apart.
6. I’m a different person now, why can’t you just believe that?
7. Who you going to believe? Me or the psychotherapist, who says I’m lying.
8. I’d tell you the truth, but you won’t believe me.
9. Your perception is not the reality, it’s not that bad.
10. I work hard, shouldn’t I get to have some fun?
https://makeameme.org/meme/i-have-to-hrsjmh
We just happened to grow apart. The fact that I was away from home screwing other people had NOTHING to do with that.
Oh and how about can’t you just forgive and for get? And “this is 75% your fault” oh yes I got mad aboit the cheating lying stealing and not working so it’s MY fault.
My STBX complains about me bringing up the past (as he did today during kids’ sports lesson) when I ask him to pay support and half of daycare expense (which he is many months behind on). Jerk! I am also pi–ed off at him for making life difficult for my boyfriend (who I did not start dating until long after D-Day and date STBX filed for divorce). If it hadn’t been for monstrous STBX, perhaps my now ex-boyfriend would not have broken up with me (as according to ex-boyfriend, my life, which involved death of relatives, chronic injury, travails of divorce, was too difficult to deal with). I rue the days I met STBX and created children with him (although I dearly love my children). I envy all the people who have kids with people that are at least civilized.
Male First World Problems meme
Oh wow! Did we marry the same guy? OW is helping him become a better Christian! It was meant to be!
Mary so contrary, the whore was helping ex and our marriage by helping him “understand women.” Guess that would work better if I was a cheating whore.
And he was helping her with religion and spiritual issues.
These are both what you call the Blind leading the Blind …
A recent Sugars (Dear Sugar Cheryl Strayed) podcast told the victim of infidelity that she must accept the dark side of her cheating husband as part of who he is if she were to regain his trust and love.
Barf.
Embrace the cheater’s dark side?
Fuck that noise. Where’s my light saber, I need to go all Jedi on his ass.
Ugh. And I saw Cheryl in person and thought she was so on point. How could she be so off base?!
Because she herself is a rampant cheater: http://thesunmagazine.org/archives/2192
Ain’t that the truth — he had a lot of online sex friends and a whole freaking fetlife sub fawning over how nice he was and sexy and all. THEY CAN HAVE HIM. What pissed me off the most was his CHEATING about it instead of saying I was blocking his kinky style and divorcing like 15 years ago. Oh no, he wanted the cake and me doing all the responsible work while he ‘played’ (that’s what they call the online or group sexy times, ‘play’ ).
She treats me like the ROCK STAR I am!
This is so much fun!! And they are ALL awesome!! NEEDED this big laugh today!!!
Dang didn’t work – here is the URL http://postimg.org/image/tsr8nocc3/
OK second round:
I fucking love the 360!
And better-than-you-think-I-am was great too
Abort, the site I used to upload my meme came with unsavory pix after the one I created, sorry, don’t post, I will try and find a better way.
“Cheating on you made me a better husband”
Same.
Having sex with other women ‘enhanced spousal relationships.’
Most excellent and accurate
Real meme quotes from cheater wife facebook addict:
– Be yourself. People don’t have to like you and you don’t have to care.
– Nothing lasts forever. Forever’s a lie. All we have is what’s between hello and goodbye.
– We may be getting older but that doesn’t mean we have to be boring and act our age.
– When you truly don’t care what anyone thinks about you, you truly have reached a dangerously awesome level of freedom.
– What people think about you is not important. What you think about yourself means everything.
– Never be defined by your past. It was just a lesson, not a life sentence.
– Can you remember who you were before the world told you who you should be?
You were married to my XW, PreyingMantis? I used to call her FB page “The Cluster B Evidence File”. If NPD had its own FB account, it’d look exactly like hers. But hers would still be more awesome. Because she’s so self-actualized. 😛
That’s hilarious Sunny! Mine’s is a Cluster B evidence file too. Unfortunately I’m still stuck in it.
One of the most disgusting images I have of my STBX is when he was getting ready for a guest for dinner, the guest was my daughter’s best friend.
mgirontree…..mine was/is a sick perv too! He’s 55 and likes em REAL young…..20’s. His son’s didn’t want to bring their girlfriends around him because he such a sicko!
Check this out, IHH, my almost 53 yr old XH, dad and grandpa, howorker 22,now gf now 23 is pregnant! Freaking Karma train has arrived! Yikes almighty.
This fantasy world now became real life. And like my 25 yr old daughter keeps say “this wont end well.”
Sureeal!
They are underground about it, I dont use fb and laugh when my kids say neither dad or the whore to mommy have not and do not use fb anymore.
Mmm I wonder why? Not proud of your new life. It is BIZARRE! Lol
Oh yessssss…my XW Whore packed her bags every Friday to spend the weekend with “the girls”…*cough* I mean our daughters 30 something boyfriend’s father when SHE was 46..I guess me turning 50 was an ungodly turnoff
I’m sorry 🙁
I’m having way too much fun 🙂
OMG, this is too perfect.
Hahahahahaha!!!!! Love it!
Too funny BetterAlone!
These are awesome Better Alone. Just the other day my STBX tells me that he wants me to love him forever!!! (after telling me he doesn’t want to be married to me anymore)
Ha ha ha!!! Once you are free of the clutches of a narc, they become an endless source of hilarity! 🙂
Okay. Now I *really* wan’t to post a meme with MatchGirl’s actual photo.
This photo may or may not be a picture of my STBXW. (Were we married to twins SDK?)
Ha ha.. Ian my STBXW looks almost like her too (that is why I picked the pic)
I thought my STBXW was almost the only one with all these keep happy message..
Another one
Sounds similar to what my ex-boyfriend said to me on our anniversary last month. As we were going out to lunch, he told me that he never wanted to marry me and never wanted to live with me . I later said, ‘You said you loved me.’ He replied, ‘I love your whole family (sister, mother, father). You’re all so kind and open.’ Funny, he never said, ‘I love you in the 30 years we were friends.’ Not until we started dating. Still trying to wrap my mind around this debacle of a relationship and break-up. Hard to do, especially when cheater STBX is still harassing me (not paying all of modest support amount) and many other areas of life have been extremely challenging the last few years.
Ack, no! Patrick Stewart has been a very loud and articulate voice against domestic violence. (Please do no ruin my day by telling me he is a cheater–I’m hoping you picked this photo because he is an actor playing a sleazy role in it, not because he is sleazy.)
Oh, I like Patrick too. It was just a funny photo on the meme site and it reminded me of my ex.
Oh my gosh Lynn!! That’s hilarious.
https://makeameme.org/meme/im-in-love-h8xv8n
https://makeameme.org/meme/when-i-moved-vsjh6o
Ha SDK! Hilarious! I was left with just 1 dog. 1 dog that was a surprise Christmas present to me from my SIL that has been her pound rescue dog. She decided she didn’t want him anymore bc he had a personality clash with her other dog. He was too difficult. He had a lot of anxiety issues. So my ex said we’ll take him. Guess who has cared for the dog? In fact my own kids (who are 5 and 8) said, after my ex abandoned us, “well, if anybody’s glad daddy’s gone it’s the dog bc daddy kicks him so much!”
Shame about the ex kicking the dog! F Him!
My STBXW wanted all the dogs, I love dogs but 2 is my limit. But she WANTED ALL of them. I fed them, gave them attention… And when she left, she left them without any remove. But I assume it’s a pocket change in comparison, leaving the house, husband and breaking up 15 years for the AP.
Sorry if dupe.
Nailed it..
“My mother stills loves me, why can’t you?”
“I really had nothing to do with our marriage failing.”
My expression was priceless when these two gems came out of his mouth.
“This image is only visible to its author.”
I promise I’ll stop after this one. I’m having too much fun!
Captain Picard! He was the best captain of all. Lol@ the meme…
OMG that one is perfect! LOL! Don’t stop! 🙂
http://images.memes.com/meme/229487
http://www.kappit.com/img/uploads/20150124_175315_.jpg
Here you go SureChumpledAlot :)!
Thank you Chumptitude.
Lyn, I can’t stop laughing, you don’t need to stop, these are hysterical.
Somebody stop me… LOL
Too funny!!!keep em comin’!
Today started out excruciatingly sad … You are a tremendous help!! Keep going!
My marriage in a nutshell.
Mine hasn’t actually said this, but whenever I do something he doesn’t like, he moves in with the other woman and won’t say anything to me and the kids. 4 months has been his record. It’s fun.
Mine never said it; I only realized in hindsight that that was the dynamic. When I took took time to go on an international weekend with him once, he remarked coldly, “I need this.” What I now suspect (with my current knowledge of his serial cheating) is that he had another “option” behind the scenes and was weighing who would dance more for him. Fucker.
jeez Tempest. It’s almost like they’re really dead inside.
Mine too.
Well said Better Alone!
https://makeameme.org/meme/honest-i-was
OMG Lyn, great ones!
https://makeameme.org/meme/catching-up-on-o1tl27
https://makeameme.org/meme/we-had-to-q4fwve
That one is really funny! Cheetah….
hilarious !
Brit, this one is awesome!!!!
Ok. I’ll stop now. 🙂 Boy, that felt good!
Ok, I lied… Help! 🙂
I’m deeply depressed and angry, but I couldn’t help but crack up. Thanks, Better Alone!
You are killing me!!! So hilarious!
Hahaha! Mine was chatting with a picture of Raven Riley, porn star. Turns out he was really Bubba from Ghana. Oops. Yes, he was telling all his hopes and dreams to a “girl” his step daughters age. Oh the horror he must have had when he found out, I know he cried and cried over it when he found out and was suicidal.Too fucking funny. This is the image I remind myself of when I start feeling any nostalgia over who I thought he was.
Yours was a Thai girl too? How interesting…….. lol
LMAO!!!! BEST ONE!!!!
For the win!
LMAO, Free Vixen, awesome meme!