Well, CN, you may have been chumped, but at least you got to keep all your organs.
Did you see this news item about the TikTokker @colleeeniie, who says as a young woman she donated her kidney to her boyfriend with renal disease, and then, by way of thank you — he cheated on her and dumped her? With the final send off that she was giving him LIFE to “look good”?
Apparently, she’s still processing it. On TikTok. (But I’m a woman with a blog, so I don’t judge.)
Talk about being a partner appliance!
@colleeeniie Reply to @jenn.eunice I’m so sorry this took a long time! Let me know if you’re interested in part 2! #storytime #fyp #foryoupage #kidneydonor ♬ I am at ur moms house – Elizabeth Chetwynd
Can you get your internal organs back in a break up? Are there repo men for this? With fish knives and dirty twine?
I particularly like the part where seven months after he gets the kidney, he reportedly goes to Las Vegas “with a church group” for a bachelor party.
Colleen, you needed to talk to CN about that. We know from Bible study in hotel rooms.
She tried to forgive him (there are no sunk costs like I-gave-you-a-kidney sunk costs) and he dumped her. Because they only transplant organs, not souls.
Despite it all, she seems pretty resilient. It can only go up from here. Maybe the kidney will reject him. In Las Vegas. Because it wants to see other organs.