Happy Almost New Year’s Chump Nation!
Boy, I for one am quite happy to see 2017 go down the shitter. Let’s hear it for new starts!
We’re all about gaining a life at CN, so in keeping with the spirit of self-improvement and personal growth (that isn’t girth — I rebuke you leftover Christmas cookies!), let’s do an inventory.
1. What are your New Year’s resolutions for unchumping yourself?
2. What was the most important thing you learned about yourself in 2017?
And, if you’re not feeling entirely meh yet…
3. What are your (fanciful) predictions for your cheater in the new year?
Will he trip over a hooker and break his hip? Will she drown in a bottomless well of unearned self-esteem? Is anyone getting an indictment? A twitch? A new set of boobs?
Fill me in, CN and have a very happy 2018!