To the people who are teaching themselves Cantonese and macrame-ing wallhangings with fibers they harvested from their own free-range sheep — I salute you, but this column is not for you.
This challenge is for every single parent coping with 99.9 of the homeschooling and 0 percent support. For every person stuck in captivity with a fuckwit who can’t finalize their divorce. (Lawyers Zoom now — line those ducks up!) For every solitary chump who needs a hug. This is the MIGHTY I’m talking about.
Tell me about it.
TGIF! (or whatever day it is… they just blend into each other on and on and on and on…)