Category: Pick me dance

The Benevolent Other Woman

An alert chump sent me A Letter To The Woman Whose Man Cheated On Her With Me. The OW is “Aria.” The chump girlfriend is …

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Feeling Too Available

Dear Chump Lady, I wish there were a few more posts about how to go about dating again. My recent experience was with a man …

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Ex-MIL Thinks I Should Get Along with OW for My Son’s Sake

Dear Chump Lady, I have unresolved in-law issues it seems, and can’t make sense of how I react to them more than my ex-husband and …

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‘The Other Woman Is Taunting Me’

Dear Chump Lady, The other woman is taunting me! She’s been in an affair with my husband for over 18 months now, and I’ve asked …

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Ooh, pick me!

Dear Chump Lady, She left me for her boss

Hello Chump Lady I am really struggling to cope with the end of my marriage because my partner has been unfaithful. My wife and I …

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Have a Chat with Schmoopie? Just Don’t.

The Universal Bullshit Translator has choked down Lori Gottlieb’s “Dear Therapist” dreck before. But like an undigested glob of upchuck, she’s back. Splat. With advice …

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UBT: “How to break free from monogamy without destroying marriage”

The Universal Bullshit Translator is weary. So many stupid articles, so little time… The gears crank for the Washington Post’s “How to break free from …

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Dear Chump Lady, My husband wants to date

Dear Chump Lady, Am I being unreasonable for having a problem with my husband’s ongoing relationship with a woman he tried unsuccessfully to seduce? One …

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Dear Chump Lady, I’m the OW and I’m terrified he’ll cheat on me

Dear Chump Lady, I am probably the biggest chump of all, but here goes…  I was married for 21 years and had an affair (the …

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Dear Chump Lady, He says I’m ‘selfish’ for leaving him

Hello, My story is pretty much the same as everyone else’s with a small twist. Married for 12 years. He said he wanted another child …

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The Plan B Offer

If things don’t work out with her, perhaps you and I could work things out. This was submitted to my “Universal Bullshit Translator” inbox. It’s so …

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Ooh, pick me!

Dear Chump Lady, I’m pregnant and pick me dancing

Dear Chump Lady, My husband and I met at 19. We were super toxic in the way we communicated, he shut down and I always …

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The Futility of Confronting Affair Partners

Here’s a rookie chump mistake — confronting affair partners. Maybe you did this. Maybe you agonized about doing this. Maybe you’re still waiting to come …

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David Brooks Can Bite Me

I’m sure you’re all thrilled to crumbs to learn that New York Times columnist David Brooks — deli meat snob, scourge of single mothers, and misunderstood …

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Stupid Requests Cheaters Make?

Dear Chump Lady, I am 18 months out after discovering I was a chump extraordinaire. After uprooting our family of four for a new job …

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Dear Chump Lady, He told me not to tell

Dear Chump Lady, I’m a 36-year-old military wife who found out my husband was cheating early last month (February). It began as an emotional affair …

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Hopium

Dear Chump Lady, Please be mean

Dear Chump Lady, I need help. Preferably the bitch slapping kind. I’m hoping just writing this will help. Your site was a breath of fresh …

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Dear Chump Lady, When does the pain stop?

Dear Chump Lady, Tonight is a hard night for some reason. It has been 11 months since D-Day. And since then stories of other affairs …

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Dear Chump Lady, He puts the OW phone to say ‘goodnight’ to our child

Dear Chump Lady, I kicked my husband out two weeks ago after discovering his affair with a woman 20 years older than me. He’s now …

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Dear Chump Lady, My wife kissed a coworker

Dear Chump Lady, My wife and I were good friends for 5 years, dated for almost another 5 and have been married for 8 years, …

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