I’ve read a gazillion chumps stories, and one thing that never ceases to astound me is how cheaters don’t file for divorce. Oh sure, they love you but they’re not in love with you. They might threaten to end things. Heck, they may even live on an air mattress across town — but the actual work of divorce? Why break up this beautiful cake thing we’ve got going. If you want it Chump-o, you’re going to have to do it yourself.
Having to clean up a relationship you didn’t destroy is insult to injury. But hey, Splendid People have better things to do and consequences are so ugly.
So today’s Friday Challenge poll is to tell CN if you had to file first. How did cake end?