Make Your Own Cheater Memes!

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The Friday Challenge is cheater memes.

People often report that they find their cheaters posting narcissistic New Age profundity on social media. One must pursue the Butterflies of Aliveness! Happiness is Never Wrong! sort of drivel.

Today (and this weekend) your job is to create your own cheater memes.

Give us a slogan, turn a well-worn cliche on its head, or lampoon cheaters’ Deep Thoughts.

The more ambitious of you, may want to post graphics you create at a meme generator site.

Just post the URL. I’ll try and upload them as I have time.

If you need some inspiration for New Age dreck, check out this hilarious New Age Bullshit generator. (So that’s where Esther Perel gets her aphorisms!)

Enjoy!

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Divorce Minister
Divorce Minister
8 years ago

“Jesus forgives me. So, it’s all good!”

JannaG
JannaG
8 years ago

JannaG
JannaG
8 years ago

UnsinkableMollyXinAlabama
UnsinkableMollyXinAlabama
8 years ago
Reply to  JannaG

AWESOME!!! LOVE it!!!!

Seeing Daylight
Seeing Daylight
8 years ago

The church Boy Scouts gave me the God and Country Award right before I ran off with my schmoopie so see? I *am* honorable and honest.

UnchumpingMyself
UnchumpingMyself
8 years ago

“Only God can judge me for what I did” is what my cheater mumbled, among other idiocies.

Chrissa
Chrissa
8 years ago

I got the same thing. “Only God can judge me. Who am I to judge asshat? After 23 years and falling “in love” with a fake POF profile, I earned the right to judge. Loser.

Chuckleheadfree
Chuckleheadfree
8 years ago
Reply to  Tracy Schorn

Oh my ?

Amiisfree
Amiisfree
8 years ago

This site is educational in so many ways, including meme generation/posting! Cool! πŸ™‚

Vianne
Vianne
8 years ago

Hope this works! Thanks for the info on making memes!

https://makeameme.org/meme/i-want-us-ujqomn

Vianne
Vianne
8 years ago
Reply to  Vianne

Nope, html fail.

brit
brit
8 years ago

Hesatthecurb
Hesatthecurb
8 years ago
Reply to  brit

OMG!!! That ginger haired kid looks EXACTLY like what I would guess my XH looked like at that age……freaky.

GAK!

MovingOn
MovingOn
8 years ago
Reply to  Hesatthecurb

I still can’t believe he said this, and I also can’t believe how many cheaters do:

https://makeameme.org/meme/if-things-had

Chumptitude
Chumptitude
8 years ago
Reply to  MovingOn

Here you go Moving on – Good one :)!

supercorzi
supercorzi
8 years ago
Reply to  Chumptitude

Yup, I have heard that one too….and usually I am at a loss for a snappy comeback, but I wasn’t that time. I said no, that would never happen, because NONE of my friends had ever intentionally slept with someone else’s husband, nor had any of them ever slept with their own first cousin….and that made Twatwaffle two for two.

NoMoreNarcs
NoMoreNarcs
8 years ago
Reply to  Chumptitude

Heard that

MovingOn
MovingOn
8 years ago
Reply to  Chumptitude

Thanks, Chumpitude!

MovingOn
MovingOn
8 years ago
Reply to  Hesatthecurb

Ew… change that kid’s hair to blonde, and you pretty much have my ex (even now).

brit
brit
8 years ago
Reply to  MovingOn

Hesatthecurb and Moving on, he looks like a younger version of my Cheater as well, ginger hair, and cheesy smile. Maybe our Cheaters are triplets separated at birth.
Last time I seen him, his ginger hair looked faded,he’s started wearing wired framed glasses, perhaps going for the intellectual/sophisticated, sensitive man look, making his bullshit sound more beleivable to gf and outsiders.
Cheater still smiles like that, eww, creepy, especially knowing what a scumbag he is.

Get Out Yo Seat and Chump Around
Get Out Yo Seat and Chump Around
8 years ago

Fingers crossed that I have done this correctly…

glad

Get Out Yo Seat and Chump Around
Get Out Yo Seat and Chump Around
8 years ago

Hmmm… I guess I stink at this. Let me try this…

Better Days
Better Days
8 years ago

Hahahahaha. Where’d you get that picture of The Entitled One??? I LOVE THIS ONE.

Finally Awake
Finally Awake
8 years ago

That hairy 14 months gestation belly sure does look familiar.

chump-tastic
chump-tastic
8 years ago

^ Shrieking with laughter over here

brit
brit
8 years ago

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ChumptyDumpty
ChumptyDumpty
8 years ago

OMG the Stripper/Self Esteem meme – that’s exactly what my H said. Tracy did you create that meme or did someone else’s douchebag cheater out there actually say that too?!

Jennifer Meketa
Jennifer Meketa
7 years ago
Reply to  fbi

That’s hilarious!!

brit
brit
8 years ago

Get Out You Seat and Chump Around, Funny! =) I

Mine didn’t work, I’m not good at this, I tried deleting mine, evidently not good at that either.

Chumpish
Chumpish
8 years ago
Reply to  brit

Bahahaha! Too funny.

chjrn
chjrn
8 years ago

I don't always

Hope this works! Great idea CL!

RockStarWife
RockStarWife
8 years ago
Reply to  chjrn

chjrn,
Thank you! This one hit home! Almost two years past D-Day #1, I can quasi-laugh.

Lovedandlost
Lovedandlost
8 years ago
Reply to  chjrn

Omg my ex did that and that’s exactly what he said

just another chump
just another chump
8 years ago
Reply to  chjrn

Love this one!

aka
aka
8 years ago

donna
donna
8 years ago
Reply to  aka

The skeletal remains of a cheater once he no longer gets cake.

Anita
Anita
8 years ago
Reply to  aka

Aka, if only that were true…

Meg
Meg
8 years ago
Reply to  Anita

Yeah & I could cash in the life insurance on him.

RockStarWife
RockStarWife
8 years ago
Reply to  Meg

A chump can dream, can’t she/he?

ElectricTulip
ElectricTulip
8 years ago
Reply to  Freeb***h

Freeb – that is seriously good. And bad. But good.

fbi
fbi
8 years ago
Reply to  Tracy Schorn

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fbi
fbi
8 years ago
Reply to  fbi

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fbi
fbi
8 years ago
Reply to  fbi

The angry Silverback is in honor of my friend’s soon to be ex who fathered not 1 child BUT 2 out of wedlock with the same barmaid wench. They live a few streets down from each other so when my friend’s heartbroken daughters who don’t understand why daddy has ceased to be in their lives, find out about they have half sisters it should be an interesting situation. I call him the Silverback because he recently bumrushed stormtrooper style my friend s house when he found out that after being single for 3 years she had the audacity to have a boyfriend over!! He was pissed drunk and broke the guys car door handles before he chased him out of the house. Yes reality is stranger than fiction you cannot invent this type of delusional entitlement, even after having totally abandoning his family and financial obligations he had the nerve to break into her house. He was aghast she might have a chance to rebuild her life

JannaG
JannaG
8 years ago
Reply to  fbi

Jenpen
Jenpen
8 years ago

1. Lying makes people like me, don’t you want people to like me?
2. I like our life, why can’t you just be happy this way.
3. I don’t want to be divorced, can’t we just live in separate states?
4. I think we have different sex drives, you want more then me. (After my living 11 years celebate, him 100’s of fuck buddies.) WTF?
5. We’re not divorcing because of my cheating, we grew apart.
6. I’m a different person now, why can’t you just believe that?
7. Who you going to believe? Me or the psychotherapist, who says I’m lying.
8. I’d tell you the truth, but you won’t believe me.
9. Your perception is not the reality, it’s not that bad.
10. I work hard, shouldn’t I get to have some fun?

JannaG
JannaG
8 years ago
Reply to  Jenpen

We just happened to grow apart. The fact that I was away from home screwing other people had NOTHING to do with that.

sadlady15
sadlady15
8 years ago
Reply to  Jenpen

Oh and how about can’t you just forgive and for get? And “this is 75% your fault” oh yes I got mad aboit the cheating lying stealing and not working so it’s MY fault.

RockStarWife
RockStarWife
8 years ago
Reply to  sadlady15

My STBX complains about me bringing up the past (as he did today during kids’ sports lesson) when I ask him to pay support and half of daycare expense (which he is many months behind on). Jerk! I am also pi–ed off at him for making life difficult for my boyfriend (who I did not start dating until long after D-Day and date STBX filed for divorce). If it hadn’t been for monstrous STBX, perhaps my now ex-boyfriend would not have broken up with me (as according to ex-boyfriend, my life, which involved death of relatives, chronic injury, travails of divorce, was too difficult to deal with). I rue the days I met STBX and created children with him (although I dearly love my children). I envy all the people who have kids with people that are at least civilized.

Better Alone
Better Alone
8 years ago

Yup.
Yup.
8 years ago
Reply to  Better Alone

Male First World Problems meme

Rarity
Rarity
8 years ago

marysocontrary
marysocontrary
8 years ago
Reply to  Rarity

Oh wow! Did we marry the same guy? OW is helping him become a better Christian! It was meant to be!

Anita
Anita
8 years ago
Reply to  marysocontrary

Mary so contrary, the whore was helping ex and our marriage by helping him “understand women.” Guess that would work better if I was a cheating whore.

And he was helping her with religion and spiritual issues.

These are both what you call the Blind leading the Blind …

SureChumpedAlot
SureChumpedAlot
8 years ago

peacefulchump
peacefulchump
8 years ago

Buddy
Buddy
8 years ago
Reply to  peacefulchump

A recent Sugars (Dear Sugar Cheryl Strayed) podcast told the victim of infidelity that she must accept the dark side of her cheating husband as part of who he is if she were to regain his trust and love.

Barf.

SnakebitNoMore
SnakebitNoMore
8 years ago
Reply to  Buddy

Embrace the cheater’s dark side?

Fuck that noise. Where’s my light saber, I need to go all Jedi on his ass.

chumpedinsf
chumpedinsf
8 years ago
Reply to  Buddy

Ugh. And I saw Cheryl in person and thought she was so on point. How could she be so off base?!

Tempest
Tempest
8 years ago
Reply to  chumpedinsf

Because she herself is a rampant cheater: http://thesunmagazine.org/archives/2192

sterling
sterling
8 years ago
Reply to  Buddy

Ain’t that the truth — he had a lot of online sex friends and a whole freaking fetlife sub fawning over how nice he was and sexy and all. THEY CAN HAVE HIM. What pissed me off the most was his CHEATING about it instead of saying I was blocking his kinky style and divorcing like 15 years ago. Oh no, he wanted the cake and me doing all the responsible work while he ‘played’ (that’s what they call the online or group sexy times, ‘play’ ).

Yup.
Yup.
8 years ago

She treats me like the ROCK STAR I am!

onthehill
onthehill
8 years ago

This is so much fun!! And they are ALL awesome!! NEEDED this big laugh today!!!

Chumptitude
Chumptitude
8 years ago

CheaterSpeak

Chumptitude
Chumptitude
8 years ago
Reply to  Chumptitude

Dang didn’t work – here is the URL http://postimg.org/image/tsr8nocc3/

Chumptitude
Chumptitude
8 years ago
Reply to  Chumptitude

OK second round:

Tempest
Tempest
8 years ago
Reply to  Chumptitude
SnakebitNoMore
SnakebitNoMore
8 years ago
Reply to  Tempest

I fucking love the 360!

And better-than-you-think-I-am was great too

Chumptitude
Chumptitude
8 years ago
Reply to  Tempest

Chumptitude
Chumptitude
8 years ago
Reply to  Chumptitude

Abort, the site I used to upload my meme came with unsavory pix after the one I created, sorry, don’t post, I will try and find a better way.

mgirontree
mgirontree
8 years ago

“Cheating on you made me a better husband”

Deedee
Deedee
8 years ago
Reply to  mgirontree

Same.
Having sex with other women ‘enhanced spousal relationships.’

mgirontree
mgirontree
8 years ago
Reply to  mgirontree

Better Alone
Better Alone
8 years ago

blessingindisguise
blessingindisguise
8 years ago
Reply to  Better Alone

Most excellent and accurate

Untold
Untold
8 years ago

Real meme quotes from cheater wife facebook addict:
– Be yourself. People don’t have to like you and you don’t have to care.
– Nothing lasts forever. Forever’s a lie. All we have is what’s between hello and goodbye.
– We may be getting older but that doesn’t mean we have to be boring and act our age.
– When you truly don’t care what anyone thinks about you, you truly have reached a dangerously awesome level of freedom.
– What people think about you is not important. What you think about yourself means everything.
– Never be defined by your past. It was just a lesson, not a life sentence.
– Can you remember who you were before the world told you who you should be?

Sunny
Sunny
8 years ago
Reply to  Untold

You were married to my XW, PreyingMantis? I used to call her FB page “The Cluster B Evidence File”. If NPD had its own FB account, it’d look exactly like hers. But hers would still be more awesome. Because she’s so self-actualized. πŸ˜›

Untold
Untold
8 years ago
Reply to  Sunny

That’s hilarious Sunny! Mine’s is a Cluster B evidence file too. Unfortunately I’m still stuck in it.

Better Alone
Better Alone
8 years ago

mgirontree
mgirontree
8 years ago
Reply to  Better Alone

One of the most disgusting images I have of my STBX is when he was getting ready for a guest for dinner, the guest was my daughter’s best friend.

IHaveHate
IHaveHate
8 years ago
Reply to  mgirontree

mgirontree…..mine was/is a sick perv too! He’s 55 and likes em REAL young…..20’s. His son’s didn’t want to bring their girlfriends around him because he such a sicko!

Jeanm
Jeanm
8 years ago
Reply to  IHaveHate

Check this out, IHH, my almost 53 yr old XH, dad and grandpa, howorker 22,now gf now 23 is pregnant! Freaking Karma train has arrived! Yikes almighty.
This fantasy world now became real life. And like my 25 yr old daughter keeps say “this wont end well.”
Sureeal!
They are underground about it, I dont use fb and laugh when my kids say neither dad or the whore to mommy have not and do not use fb anymore.
Mmm I wonder why? Not proud of your new life. It is BIZARRE! Lol

Kbchump
Kbchump
8 years ago
Reply to  IHaveHate

Oh yessssss…my XW Whore packed her bags every Friday to spend the weekend with “the girls”…*cough* I mean our daughters 30 something boyfriend’s father when SHE was 46..I guess me turning 50 was an ungodly turnoff

Better Alone
Better Alone
8 years ago
Reply to  mgirontree

I’m sorry πŸ™

Better Alone
Better Alone
8 years ago

I’m having way too much fun πŸ™‚

Caro
Caro
8 years ago
Reply to  Better Alone

OMG, this is too perfect.

nomoreskankboy
nomoreskankboy
8 years ago
Reply to  Better Alone

Hahahahahaha!!!!! Love it!

Kellia
Kellia
8 years ago
Reply to  Better Alone

Too funny BetterAlone!

mgirontree
mgirontree
8 years ago
Reply to  Better Alone

These are awesome Better Alone. Just the other day my STBX tells me that he wants me to love him forever!!! (after telling me he doesn’t want to be married to me anymore)

Better Alone
Better Alone
8 years ago
Reply to  mgirontree

Ha ha ha!!! Once you are free of the clutches of a narc, they become an endless source of hilarity! πŸ™‚

Lyn
Lyn
8 years ago

SDK
SDK
8 years ago

Ian Dubito
Ian Dubito
8 years ago
Reply to  SDK

Okay. Now I *really* wan’t to post a meme with MatchGirl’s actual photo.

Ian Dubito
Ian Dubito
8 years ago
Reply to  SDK

This photo may or may not be a picture of my STBXW. (Were we married to twins SDK?)

SDK
SDK
8 years ago
Reply to  Ian Dubito

Ha ha.. Ian my STBXW looks almost like her too (that is why I picked the pic)

SDK
SDK
8 years ago

I thought my STBXW was almost the only one with all these keep happy message..

Another one

Luziana
Luziana
8 years ago

 photo Meme 1.jpg

Lyn
Lyn
8 years ago

RockStarWife
RockStarWife
8 years ago
Reply to  Lyn

Sounds similar to what my ex-boyfriend said to me on our anniversary last month. As we were going out to lunch, he told me that he never wanted to marry me and never wanted to live with me . I later said, ‘You said you loved me.’ He replied, ‘I love your whole family (sister, mother, father). You’re all so kind and open.’ Funny, he never said, ‘I love you in the 30 years we were friends.’ Not until we started dating. Still trying to wrap my mind around this debacle of a relationship and break-up. Hard to do, especially when cheater STBX is still harassing me (not paying all of modest support amount) and many other areas of life have been extremely challenging the last few years.

Eilonwy
Eilonwy
8 years ago
Reply to  Lyn

Ack, no! Patrick Stewart has been a very loud and articulate voice against domestic violence. (Please do no ruin my day by telling me he is a cheater–I’m hoping you picked this photo because he is an actor playing a sleazy role in it, not because he is sleazy.)

Lyn
Lyn
8 years ago
Reply to  Eilonwy

Oh, I like Patrick too. It was just a funny photo on the meme site and it reminded me of my ex.

Luziana
Luziana
8 years ago

 photo Meme 2.jpg

Lyn
Lyn
8 years ago

Kay
Kay
8 years ago
Reply to  Lyn

Oh my gosh Lynn!! That’s hilarious.

Theory
Theory
8 years ago

Kay
Kay
8 years ago
Reply to  SDK

Ha SDK! Hilarious! I was left with just 1 dog. 1 dog that was a surprise Christmas present to me from my SIL that has been her pound rescue dog. She decided she didn’t want him anymore bc he had a personality clash with her other dog. He was too difficult. He had a lot of anxiety issues. So my ex said we’ll take him. Guess who has cared for the dog? In fact my own kids (who are 5 and 8) said, after my ex abandoned us, “well, if anybody’s glad daddy’s gone it’s the dog bc daddy kicks him so much!”

SDK
SDK
8 years ago
Reply to  Kay

SDK
SDK
8 years ago
Reply to  Kay

Shame about the ex kicking the dog! F Him!

My STBXW wanted all the dogs, I love dogs but 2 is my limit. But she WANTED ALL of them. I fed them, gave them attention… And when she left, she left them without any remove. But I assume it’s a pocket change in comparison, leaving the house, husband and breaking up 15 years for the AP.

SDK
SDK
8 years ago
Reply to  Theory

Sorry if dupe.

SDK
SDK
8 years ago
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SDK
SDK
8 years ago
Reply to  Theory

Nailed it..

Lyn
Lyn
8 years ago

This 2 Shall Pass
This 2 Shall Pass
8 years ago

“My mother stills loves me, why can’t you?”
“I really had nothing to do with our marriage failing.”

My expression was priceless when these two gems came out of his mouth.

Lyn
Lyn
8 years ago

Chumpling
Chumpling
8 years ago

“This image is only visible to its author.”

Lyn
Lyn
8 years ago

I promise I’ll stop after this one. I’m having too much fun!

Better Alone
Better Alone
8 years ago
Reply to  Lyn

Better Alone
Better Alone
8 years ago
Reply to  Lyn

Kellia
Kellia
8 years ago
Reply to  Lyn

Captain Picard! He was the best captain of all. Lol@ the meme…

Better Alone
Better Alone
8 years ago
Reply to  Lyn

OMG that one is perfect! LOL! Don’t stop! πŸ™‚

Chumptitude
Chumptitude
8 years ago

Here you go SureChumpledAlot :)!

SureChumpedAlot
SureChumpedAlot
8 years ago
Reply to  Chumptitude

Thank you Chumptitude.

Better Alone
Better Alone
8 years ago

brit
brit
8 years ago

Lyn, I can’t stop laughing, you don’t need to stop, these are hysterical.

Better Alone
Better Alone
8 years ago

Somebody stop me… LOL

sadlady15
sadlady15
8 years ago
Reply to  Better Alone

Too funny!!!keep em comin’!

Dixie Chump
Dixie Chump
8 years ago
Reply to  Better Alone

Today started out excruciatingly sad … You are a tremendous help!! Keep going!

Better Alone
Better Alone
8 years ago

Tempest
Tempest
8 years ago
Reply to  Better Alone

My marriage in a nutshell.

Kay
Kay
8 years ago
Reply to  Tempest

Mine hasn’t actually said this, but whenever I do something he doesn’t like, he moves in with the other woman and won’t say anything to me and the kids. 4 months has been his record. It’s fun.

Tempest
Tempest
8 years ago
Reply to  Kay

Mine never said it; I only realized in hindsight that that was the dynamic. When I took took time to go on an international weekend with him once, he remarked coldly, “I need this.” What I now suspect (with my current knowledge of his serial cheating) is that he had another “option” behind the scenes and was weighing who would dance more for him. Fucker.

Kay
Kay
8 years ago
Reply to  Tempest

jeez Tempest. It’s almost like they’re really dead inside.

onthehill
onthehill
8 years ago
Reply to  Tempest

Mine too.

Better Alone
Better Alone
8 years ago

Chumptitude
Chumptitude
8 years ago
Reply to  Better Alone

Well said Better Alone!

brit
brit
8 years ago

Lyn
Lyn
8 years ago
Reply to  brit
Chumptitude
Chumptitude
8 years ago
Reply to  Lyn

OMG Lyn, great ones!

Lyn
Lyn
8 years ago
Reply to  brit

That one is really funny! Cheetah….

learning
learning
8 years ago
Reply to  brit

hilarious !

Lynne
Lynne
8 years ago
Reply to  brit

Brit, this one is awesome!!!!

Better Alone
Better Alone
8 years ago


Ok. I’ll stop now. πŸ™‚ Boy, that felt good!

Better Alone
Better Alone
8 years ago


Ok, I lied… Help! πŸ™‚

RockStarWife
RockStarWife
8 years ago
Reply to  Better Alone

I’m deeply depressed and angry, but I couldn’t help but crack up. Thanks, Better Alone!

Dixie Chump
Dixie Chump
8 years ago
Reply to  Better Alone

You are killing me!!! So hilarious!