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The invitation design for King Charles’ coronation was revealed yesterday and some commentators noticed that Camilla elevated her rank as “Queen Camilla” dispensing with “Consort.” Which is old English for slut bucket. Or was it Middle English?
Anyway, the point is, Camilla’s a thirsty side chick and like every wifetress, she longs for legitimacy. The kind that can only be had with engraved invitations, royal diadems, and Handel’s Zadok the Priest.
Is this any different than OW insisting your kids call her “Mommy”? Or your 50-year-old adulterous ex-wife marrying her affair partner and wearing white? That withered bosom bulging out of some polyester confection with a hoop skirt. It’s her shining moment!
But is anyone buying it, really? Your kids know who their mom is. And bridal gowns… you can dress the mutton, but it’s never lamb. It’s just a very poorly dressed sheep.
And so, Camilla. Are we surprised that she’s grabby? To be an affair partner is to believe in your exceptionalism. Charles is a very special tampon indeed.
This is a gorgeous photo of The King and Queen. pic.twitter.com/n2s8EKBl9k
— Evans E. 🏳️🌈⚧ 👨🏿🏫 #KingCharles’Angel (@jomilleweb) April 5, 2023
Nothing screams insecurity more than wearing coordinated outfits. This is what teenagers do at the prom. I wonder if on Coronation Day Charles’ boutonniere will match Camilla’s corsage.
It just all seems a bit staged. Could it be that Camilla isn’t a shy violet? LaineyGossip comments:
Camilla’s not just standing around letting people plan sh-t around her…although that’s the narrative they’ve encouraged over the last 20+ years. During these decades of Camilla rehab, leading up to their eventual marriage and afterwards, the story has always been that this was always and only about love. That these two were impossibly and sometimes tragically in love. That circumstance tore them apart and that they’d finally earned their happy ending. In this story Camilla was recast as the ever-loyal companion, the perfect complement to Charles’s temperament, his ideal partner, the woman who always put him first, who never wanted to be in the spotlight, she led with love, content to stay behind him, content to just be in his life, with no designs of her own, happy to stay back with the horses and ride and garden. Basically they rewrote the character and eliminated the THIRST.
Now she’s not just no longer a consort but she’s splashing her side chick DNA all over the coronation. There is more side chick offspring in the coronation than actual royal offspring. What happened to the version of Camilla who was content to just be in Charles’s life? What happened to the revisionist fairy tale that Camilla had no ambitions beyond just being his wife? And we’re supposed to believe she wasn’t calculating this all along?
Oh of course she was calculating it.
Cloaking oneself in the trappings of Legitimacy over Illegitimacy is what FWs do. But isn’t that the whole point of a CORONATION CEREMONY? I mean, it’s 2023. Do we still believe in Kings and Queens? That they’re ordained by God, and have some authority beyond being the inbred descendants of feudal sociopaths?
Yes, but they’re VERY wealthy, Tracy.
Well, so is Jeff Bezos. Can you imagine having to curtesy at him? Or call him silly names?
Let Camilla call herself a Queen. She’s not a queen.
THIS is a Queen.
And THIS is a Queen.
Camilla can call herself a turkey sandwich. Doesn’t make her one. In my universe, you only get to be a queen if you’re truly exceptional, because you EARNED it. Because your talent is so otherworldly people can’t help but worship you. Look at this woman!
I would absolutely build Aretha Franklin a shrine.