Stupid Shit Affair Partners Say?

At Chump Nation, we’ve spent years lovingly curating “Stupid Shit Cheaters Say.” Classics like, “I wasn’t buying strippers, I was buying self-esteem…. You spend money on stuff you don’t need!”

or “I wasn’t betraying you. I was betraying the thought that I might betray you.”

So today’s (fun?) Friday Challenge is to share the stuff their co-conspirator in Stupid says — the affair partner.

Some chumps have had the misfortune of having direct communication with the Schmoopies. Even more had the nauseating experience of reading the soul mate texts and emails. And some of us have even walked in on the bozos.

So, now’s your chance — lay it on me. What’s the dumbest thing they said?

TGIF!

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susan devlin
susan devlin
5 years ago

Do you feel sorry for me, no I don’t
Will you help me, no f… Off!
I will be your kids aunty, shit sandwich!
Can we share him, no have him!

Incidentally yesterday ex, said I was jealous of his girlfriends! Course I am I want sti’s!

Lisa
Lisa
5 years ago
Reply to  susan devlin

“we were a mess!” Really? And your solution was to fuck someone else for 5 yrs? Good plan.

Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
5 years ago
Reply to  Lisa

…..like that had NOTHING to with WHY things were a mess?

Sweet smoking Jesus.

Patsy
Patsy
5 years ago

They are not interested in the mess! Mess? Have no needs and keep on giving, then there is no mess.

That is just a cover (I was upset at the mess) to get Strange.

It took me years and years and years to get this. One object called wife – newer, shinier object.

Even now: that 20 years, ceremony before God, community and state, our very real love, all our challenges and triumphs and beautiful children really do mean nothing (because, newer, younger, shinier object #4) …

still does boggle my mind even though I get it intellectually. [ Sometimes ]

OptionNoMore
OptionNoMore
5 years ago
Reply to  susan devlin

What could she possible want your help for? I would lose my mind.

susan Devlin
susan Devlin
5 years ago
Reply to  OptionNoMore

She tells terrible lies, has been proven, but still hangs around, ex was chucked out 5 years ago, always wants someone to save her, she picked my ex, over her kids unfortunately he picked her over our kids, she quite a tragic figure. She should be arrested soon, she thinks her life is shit now

Mandie101
Mandie101
5 years ago
Reply to  susan devlin

Lol @ can we share him? No have him!
I always heard that the best revenge is to let the other person have them. Truth.

Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
5 years ago
Reply to  Mandie101

Mandie that’s a mental tattoo! THANK YOU!!

noonenowhere
noonenowhere
5 years ago

She asked me if I was “tattling” on him. When I let her know some s**t. I was having a good morning but when I got around to texting the b**** back I said “No” if I was “tattling” on him, Id tell you XYZ. That shut her off… fast and they fought for weeks. He told me. Go figure. It’s just another attempt to create flying monkeys. Walk on chumps! I never reached out to the OW. I guess she just thought I was going to give a s*** when she tried to triangulate me. I was stupid for a while but no contact now.

ChumpDiva
ChumpDiva
5 years ago

Word.

DivineComedy
DivineComedy
5 years ago

OW posted in facebook. “I’ve got his 6.” (STBX is a Law enforcement officer and OW is a new dispatcher in their department.) …. not really sure who she thinks he needs protection from….

SparkyMaccaroni
SparkyMaccaroni
5 years ago
Reply to  DivineComedy

Holy crap! My EX cheated with an officer, and is the new girl in the dispatch office!

He said “I got the perfect girl now” By perfect do you mean the girl that has cheated on her last 3…every time she starts a new job…yes, perfect/

HATEHWW
HATEHWW
5 years ago
Reply to  DivineComedy

Law enforcement officers….
So my ex (law enforcement officer) cheated with a bimbo 11 years younger. After his demotion to basically a rookie cop, he was put back on a beat with rotating shifts. His 1st night back on night shift after 12 years on straight days, his bitch posted on FB “thank you God for the night shift workers that keep us safe at night.” I wanted someone to respond “you dumb bitch, he was working night shift when you were still in high school!”

silentstupidity
silentstupidity
5 years ago
Reply to  DivineComedy

Maybe she was referring to inches? 😀

DOCTOR's1stWife&Kids
DOCTOR's1stWife&Kids
5 years ago

inches? Then 6 would be too high…

just sayin’

Blooming
Blooming
5 years ago

Now that’s funny as heck!

NoMoreNarcs
NoMoreNarcs
5 years ago

For the win!

AllOutofKibble
AllOutofKibble
5 years ago
Reply to  DivineComedy

I’m sure she thinks he needs protection from his chump. I’m sure stories and lies were told of the chump’s mental instability and anger at being left for the AP, you know we just can’t live without them. That’s why we’re calling at 2 am (when they don’t come home without reason) we’re obsessed and irrational etc.

In all seriousness what are we going to do? Cry enough to drown them with our tears of pain and sorrow?

Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
5 years ago
Reply to  DivineComedy

For sure she’s not smart enough to realize she needs protection from Officer Glitterturd…

David2016
David2016
5 years ago

An Email from AP to XW (during the affair), enchanting her with tales of their glittering future life:

“Together we will swim, together yet independent. If you have to stop and find yourself I will tread water next to you.” The metaphor went on like that. I felt seasick reading it.

Six years later: they’ve broken off their engagement, moved five times, fight constantly, in deep debt, she’s working harder than she ever did with me, and twice a year she hoovers me saying she made the mistake of her life.

I think, “How’s the water? Oh, you’re drowning.”

Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
5 years ago
Reply to  David2016

“Here are some cement shoes to go with your bathing suit.”

Mehtown
Mehtown
5 years ago
Reply to  David2016

I read an instagram post from my ex’s flapperhead which sounded very similar to what you’ve written above. I actually felt dumber after reading it. delusional idiots.

MamaMeh
MamaMeh
5 years ago
Reply to  David2016

Hey and you are the one waving (not drowning) right?! You’ve got your head well above water now that you’re cheater-free. Chump victory!!!

Btw my xhole fancies himself as poetic and profound and is doubtless swamping his gf with all that crap. Way back when (married for 22 years before Dday last year when he revealed a decade of hookers and gay clubs) he did all that with me and am embarrassed to admit I was well and truly lovebombed.

Rally Squirrel
Rally Squirrel
5 years ago
Reply to  MamaMeh

You know how some people tell a story about the time they got into real trouble at the beach and nearly drowned and were waving frantically to loved ones onshore, who waved back because they thought the person was just being playful and it was all a misunderstanding that made a funny story much later, after the person was saved?

Here’s another story. We saw you waving. We knew it wasn’t playful. We knew you were drowning because of your own dumbass decisions out there. We’re no longer willing to risk our own life to save yours. We’re waving goodbye.

MamaMeh
MamaMeh
5 years ago
Reply to  MamaMeh

Btw the gf used to be a close friend of mine and knows everything. Spent a LOT of time w her in the months after Dday (her husband died a few years ago). Snake in the grass knows everything, including how much pain my kids have been in. He was in her bed 6 months after begging me to “work thru the problems in our marriage ”. They’re having a narcissist party now playing with their broken moral compasses together. She’s incredibly poetic and profound too, obviously. Buckets of kibbles.

DuddersGetsChumped
DuddersGetsChumped
4 years ago
Reply to  MamaMeh

Apart from the close friend bit (mine was his work colleague) exactly the same. Helped him work through everything cause he was in such a bad way by having an affair and guess what the outcome was? Yeah they are made for each other and she is incredibly poetic and profound. For now. His poetry is shit anyhow. Stupid Shit Cheaters Say? When asked if why if there had always been this problem between us he had settled down with me, had children, brought house etc the response was, ‘because I knew what we could have’. Then ‘life isn’t about what we have’. That is some huge pile of stupidity right there. Where their mo compass is pointing I know not but as long as it’s not pouring at me! Kibble-tastic indeed.

OhHellNo
OhHellNo
5 years ago
Reply to  David2016

One of many songs on my I’m a Chump playlist was Brick. She’s a brick and I’m drowning slowly….

And then it occurred to me: Why should TWO people drown?!

So I left. And created an entirely new playlist. And it’s so fucking good!

nomoreskankboy
nomoreskankboy
5 years ago
Reply to  David2016

How about, “you should have tested those shark-infested waters first, Ariel!”

No Shit Cupcakes
No Shit Cupcakes
5 years ago
Reply to  nomoreskankboy

Bwahahahahaha!

DOCTOR's1stWife&Kids
DOCTOR's1stWife&Kids
5 years ago

oh I think they tested those shark infested waters for years before we learned of it…

Oops, they still blew it.

ironhardempress
ironhardempress
5 years ago
Reply to  David2016

BWahaha that’s some funny shit right there! She’s drowning while you are sitting on high, dry land!

MARCUS LAZARUS
MARCUS LAZARUS
5 years ago
Reply to  David2016

David
If I ever get that exact Hoover in the future, I’ve rehearsed my comeback line…
“YOU SURE DID”

UXworld
UXworld
5 years ago
Reply to  David2016

You’ve set the pace for a great day. This is awesome.

Attie
Attie
5 years ago
Reply to  David2016

Ha ha, I like a bit of karma on a Friday afternoon. But to be honest, any man that came out with that drivel with me would be out the door with a rocket up his backside!

MissBailey
MissBailey
5 years ago
Reply to  Attie

LOL, I read that his rocket up his backside.

AllOutofKibble
AllOutofKibble
5 years ago
Reply to  MissBailey

Even better MissBailey!

3LosersInARow
3LosersInARow
5 years ago
Reply to  David2016

LOL!! They’re drowning, funny comment. Also, it must feel so smugly good that she admits to making the biggest mistake of her life!! Yay you!

DOCTOR's1stWife&Kids
DOCTOR's1stWife&Kids
5 years ago
Reply to  3LosersInARow

David,

SAVOR her remorse (well, the words to that effect) because most of us will never hear them. Even if the cheater feels them

and God knows they SHOULD….

Kathleen
Kathleen
5 years ago

The now (deceased) whore said “ your husband told me you date other guys” & when I confronted both of them
“He goes down on me ..not you”.

How sick was that? Unbelievable that he chose a low class bottom feeder to replace me. ????

Leonidas
Leonidas
5 years ago
Reply to  Kathleen

Lol. I was going to ask “Why do they all seem to trade down?” It’s obvious the AP is so much ezr to control and the AP has so lower standards. Lol.

AllOutofKibble
AllOutofKibble
5 years ago
Reply to  Kathleen

A true case of oh, he’s all yours. No way I’m taking that back.

Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
5 years ago
Reply to  Kathleen

“Of course he does. All dogs like to eat poop.”

DebLogic7
DebLogic7
5 years ago

I laughed out loud to that! Gonna add that to my playlist!

Callisto
Callisto
5 years ago

“I should talk with her, woman to woman. I’m sure we’ll be friends.”

Kiboshed that idea by telling ex I won’t be held responsible for my actions if I ever met the ho.

doyoubelieveingosh
doyoubelieveingosh
5 years ago
Reply to  Callisto

Mine cried when he told her I hated her and never to talk to him again, and said “If this* hadn’t happened, she and I probably would have been friends!”

*”this” was not the affair, rather “this” was my unjustly cruel response when I found out about it.

Cuzchump
Cuzchump
5 years ago

My cousin aka skankella. Told everyone that I was a bit job. That I only stayed with my stbx because of his money(I earned alot more than him). That I called her and screamed at her and threatened her. Funny how she screwed around with a cousins husband and I am the nut job.

Cuzchump
Cuzchump
5 years ago
Reply to  Cuzchump

Nut job not bit job. Sorry for the typo.

trusting123
trusting123
5 years ago

Recently saw the AP, my former friend, at a store for the first time in more than a year. She looked at me with big teary eyes and said, “he used me.”. It pissed me off a bit but really just makes me laugh. Pathetic.

Kathleen Bauer
Kathleen Bauer
5 years ago
Reply to  trusting123

Both my husband and my ex-husband cheated with my ‘friend’. I feel like an idiot.

nomoreskankboy
nomoreskankboy
5 years ago
Reply to  trusting123

I would not have been able to hold back….”Really, frickin’ Einstein!?!”

ironhardempress
ironhardempress
5 years ago
Reply to  trusting123

Girl, I would have laughed out loud right in her FACE!!

trusting123
trusting123
5 years ago
Reply to  trusting123

Oh and digging back deeper .. when I told my “friend” I was pregnant (I would first discover their text messages about four months later) with my daughter, she cried and exclaimed that, “babyTrusting is going to be my third child!” When my daughter was about six months old and I found more messages, I told cheater we needed to cut all contact, individual and as couples with these friends. He told me we couldn’t do that because they were just friends but AP “considers our daughter her third child”. Cheater was not present at the earlier conversation. It creeps me out so badly to think of them having conversations about my baby being her/their child.

FreeWoman
FreeWoman
5 years ago
Reply to  trusting123

AP’s want to steal your children ( easier than having your own), and to me that’s way worse than stealing your unfaithful spouse!

MARCUS LAZARUS
MARCUS LAZARUS
5 years ago
Reply to  trusting123
Off the crazy train
Off the crazy train
5 years ago
Reply to  trusting123

That is definitely creepy!

Christal
Christal
5 years ago

She said she didn’t want any drama – maybe don’t get involved with a married man with three grown children then!

LisaLisa
LisaLisa
5 years ago
Reply to  Christal

In my experience, people who say they don’t wantn’t any drama are usually the people who cause drama.

ChumpDiva
ChumpDiva
5 years ago
Reply to  LisaLisa

I JUST realized exactly this ^^^^ recently, Lisalisa! When I hear someone say that now, I know who the director/actor is the performance. Drama. Pffft.

brit
brit
5 years ago
Reply to  ChumpDiva

Yes! those that say they don’t want drama are the ones that are creating the drama, many times playing the victim.
They also usually the ones blaming others for causing drama after they’ve created drama.
(if that makes sense).

Shawna
Shawna
5 years ago
Reply to  brit

Perfect sense! !

Dawn Pyatt
Dawn Pyatt
5 years ago
Reply to  Christal

That’s what my ex’s affair partner keeps saying. I informed her. From the beginning that it didn’t seem to bother her one bit when she was staying out with my husband all night after work while we were still married and under the same roof.
I also told her , ” If he cheated with u on me, he will cheat on you with me eventually ..” it took me exactly 10 months to prove that o could do it just for spite!!!
Soon as she found out ex and I had spent one night together. All’s o for from him was, ” Amanda is so heart broken, she wants to quit her job or change shifts” SLUT COWORKERS.
She sent me a text saying” It twinged just a little that he slept with you, but you. > meaning the wife, me< mean NOTHING TO HIM.
I told her BITCH PLEASE , HE IS STILL MY HUSBAND FOR THE MOMENT.
If she didn't want Drama she should of stayed home with her fiance where he still Sat and blindly believed she wasnt fucking around on him for another year. Til I clarified that story right on up by sending the fiance a screenshot of her on top of my husband making their very first AMATEUR PORN TOGETHER.
SPARCHIDE , Google that profile name up if you want a good laugh and see just a small taste of the shit I had to suffer with the last 3 years of our so called adulterous, lying cheating marriage..
Now she finally won.
She has my ex. My 19 yr old son living with them and has him turned against me , won't have anything to do with me now.
Because I'm the CRAZY UNSTABLE DRAMA QUEEN THAT CAN'T ACCEPT MY HUSBAND HAD MOVED ON!!
he Cheated SLUT, GET YOUR STORY STRAIGHT.
her turn will come to pay and so will his.
They both are staring in Shesahomewrecker.com as of yesterday.
Henderson Nevada..

brit
brit
5 years ago
Reply to  Dawn Pyatt

Similar story here Dawn, they also turned my son against me. X ridicules me in front of my son.

When ever my son would spend time with me X will ridicule my son for spending time with me.
I can only assume the new wife accepts Cheaters behavior as normal and she’s a school counselor.
Maybe she’s too wrapped up in herself to notice.
New wife said she didn’t want to live with Ex with our son there so super Dad made son move out.
Our son goes to college full time and now works full time so he can live in a run down apartment.

MidlifeBlast
MidlifeBlast
5 years ago
Reply to  Dawn Pyatt

I was curious… I googled it ???? why do I always have to do it!!!?! Why?

Mandie101
Mandie101
5 years ago
Reply to  MidlifeBlast

*facepalm* me too. I didn’t click the links though. Why? Such a unique user name to boot. Smh.

Let out your anger here . No judgement. Crazy shit will send you crazy.

AllOutofKibble
AllOutofKibble
5 years ago
Reply to  Dawn Pyatt

I received an anonymous email of Narkles the Clown and the Flying Whore in the act.

When it happened I was “scared for life” a few years on its not quite funny but it’s eye rolling. Maybe one day I can get to “good laugh”

Gonegirl
Gonegirl
5 years ago
Reply to  AllOutofKibble

My ex and granny ho has turned my 19 and 17 year old against me also. I see them rarely and when I do, it is awkward. I occasionally hear when they want something.

Triple shit sandwich. It’s hard enough to have your marriage blow up, but then lose your kids also…that is why 9 years later, I am still not to “Meh”

Mitz
Mitz
5 years ago
Reply to  Gonegirl

Yup, very hard to come to peace when our kids were seduced away by them.

CakelessinKalamazoo
CakelessinKalamazoo
5 years ago
Reply to  Gonegirl

Same situation here. My older dd moved in with the ex and the slut over two years ago and I almost never hear from her now. All because here she had responsibilities and had to be a decent human being where as she can act like whatever she wants and literally do nothing over at her dad and the slut’s house. It is such a painful experience to lose your marriage, all your friends, your in-laws and the certainty of a future, but losing a child on top of it all… I don’t think I’ll ever recover. 🙁

DAWN
DAWN
5 years ago

Mine won’t even talk to me now that the bitch has moved in with my ex and my son. Known I get to see the pics she posts of my son and her son hanging out together.. And how much she LOVES those kids…bitch and ex husband are evil turning my son completely against me.. It sucks and I hope they both eat shit in the long run

Recovering Chump
Recovering Chump
5 years ago
Reply to  Christal

Yeah, don’t make a fuss about it!
Hilarious!

Amiisfree
Amiisfree
5 years ago

“You never accepted me for who I truly am!!!”

Me: “I didn’t know who you truly were because you didn’t bother to tell me. I didn’t get to make an informed choice”

“Well, now you know, and you don’t accept me.”

Me: “This has nothing to do with accepting YOU. You lied and had sex with other people and drained our bank account. Being polyamorous doesn’t require lying, cheating, or stealing. That’s meanness, not polyamourousness. Preferring underage girls is pedophilia, not polyamorousness. Telling people lies about me is slander, not polyamorousness. I don’t have to be married to you to accept who you are. I don’t accept who you are because you’re horrible to me.”

” ” then “I’m sorry.”

Me: “The time for sorry is over. Now it’s time to divorce.”

“Why are you so mean?”

Me: “Conversation over.”

bellochump
bellochump
5 years ago
Reply to  Amiisfree

My cheater said, “you never really got to know me,” followed by a “I haz the sadz” look on her face. Then I asked, which “me” should I have gotten to know? The cheater who was living a secret life? Or the liar who betrayed me? Silence. Followed by more sadz.

OptionNoMore
OptionNoMore
5 years ago
Reply to  Amiisfree

Yep…this sounds familiar. The fact that three years of dating and just over 11 years of marriage resulted in my not knowing the “real” him, but she knew the real him right away.

And, who exactly is the “real” him? Liar? Cheater? Party-guy? Mentality of a single 25 year old? Peter Pan?

Lia
Lia
5 years ago
Reply to  Amiisfree

Whoa, did we marry the same guy?

Mine “knew he was polyamorous” for five years before telling me, then once he dropped the poly bomb, I got less than a week to adjust before he came out to tell me had a girlfriend!

Two years later, we divorced, I have a fantastic boyfriend, no debt, my own place, and he’s…well, I don’t CARE.

ironhardempress
ironhardempress
5 years ago
Reply to  Amiisfree

People that want to screw around with other people use the term “polyamory” as an excuse. Real polyamory means actually loving the people who are in the relationship…ALL OF THEM EQUALLY. It really doesn’t have a lot to do with sex, as most polyamorists (real ones) will tell you, it has to do with being in a loving intimate relationship with more than one person and all parties are fully aware of who is doing what with whom at all times. I couldn’t do it, but I have a friend who is polyamorist and she and her partner are very open and discuss all aspects of their relationship. They don;t have a third right now, but they are open to the possibility. Polyamory is an open relationship, but it’s different whereas open relationships usually just revolve around sex. Not many people can maintain an open relationship or a polyamorist one. Polyamory takes a LOT of work an all involved. It is said that less than 2% of the population in this part of the world can be successfully involved in an open relationship of any kind. Idk about statistics in country where polygamy is common. THat’s a whole ‘nother way of living.

Traffic_Spiral
Traffic_Spiral
5 years ago

Countries with Polygamy usually have women who had little to no choice in their marriage and so are happy that they are off-duty for sex and baby-making, women who hate the other wives virulently, or both.

kiwichump
kiwichump
5 years ago
Reply to  Traffic_Spiral

Hear, hear! Very little intimacy in these marriages in those countries. People expect and seek intimacy and closeness from other familial relationships (children, siblings, aunties) and same sex friendships.
The model sort of works fine when raised in it.

Amiisfree
Amiisfree
5 years ago

I totally agree. I have some friend O call “actual poly” because they live it with honesty and integrity. I find that most people who use the term think it means sex with a variety of partners. That’s key-party swinging, not polyamory. Polyamory is a relationship term, not a sex life term.

Cheaters call swinging polyamory because they want to create the perception that it is possible to marginalized a privileged person with unilateral control (gained through deception) into a victim state. Because self-pity.

MARCUS LAZARUS
MARCUS LAZARUS
5 years ago
Reply to  Amiisfree

Ami
It is Shocking in Hindsight, to re-read these responses and see them through a CN reality lens.
My xw can become a 12 year old in her responses when confronted like this.
A Logical, Concise Reprimand/Admonition answered in two word sentences. Scary how they can camouflage their real 12 year old selves to us in the beginning.

Recovering Chump
Recovering Chump
5 years ago
Reply to  Amiisfree

The one on accepting him!!! Boy does that hit home hard!

No. I never did accept that you lied to me every time you spoke to me. I never accepted your drug abuse or porn addiction. I never accepted being insulted and called names. I never accepted you having a private life, separate from your marriage and family! I am just not a very accepting, person I guess. Poor victim, you! F*cking the toad girl you met in a bar and deserting your family was understandable, considering all the pain you must have endured by not being accepted.

CSW
CSW
5 years ago
Reply to  Amiisfree

Were you involved with my ex? Because those were almost his exact words in the exact same situation.

Amiisfree
Amiisfree
5 years ago
Reply to  Amiisfree

(There were crickets between my empty quotes. I guess even this site can’t stand his BS. ????)

andstilllikeairirise
andstilllikeairirise
5 years ago
Reply to  Amiisfree

Word for word. complete GOLD. And also same same for me. The absolute arrogance is astonishing.

SheChump
SheChump
5 years ago

I am trying to absorb the emotion of that exchange.
YOU are so mean.
You ARE the problem?

……’then – sorry’…….(for what?)

Very insightful – thanks for sharing Amiisfree!

Fern
Fern
5 years ago
Reply to  Amiisfree

awesome.

Thankful
Thankful
5 years ago

Cheaters new supply the day they announced their relationship to the church (my former church where he and I served together for more than a decade) the very week after cheater stood in front of the church and disparaged me for following through on my decision to divorce him. She stood and declared “People told me not to get into a relationship with him (because for eight years of his marriage to me he repeatedly cheated with men and hid it) but ‘God told me’ to be his friend and now it has blossomed into an amazing relationship and I am blessed”. Sadly if in the future she ever wants out of the relationship she will be held to the fact she declared God told her to do it. Stupid Girl!

Thankful
Thankful
5 years ago
Reply to  Thankful

She married him 12 months later, had the full white wedding despite it being the second time for both of them, vowed that she would be his helpmate and he was now the head of their family. It did not sit well with many who attended. They were couples selfie central until he got his dream honeymoon of a month in Paris not one couples selfie has been posted since and that was 2 1/2 years ago. I at least went into a marriage with him naive, she went in with both eyes open.

Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
5 years ago
Reply to  Thankful

Stupid Girl is a few Commandments short of a tablet.

#alsohearsheaterventstalking

Martha
Martha
5 years ago
Reply to  Thankful

Oh, Thankful, keep us posted on any updates on how this ends. Yes, stupid girl is right! That didn’t sound like it was the voice of God who told her to befriend him.

AllOutofKibbke
AllOutofKibbke
5 years ago
Reply to  Thankful

Grab a glass of wine and pop the popcorn

Looking forward to any updates you hear from crazytown

Mandie101
Mandie101
5 years ago
Reply to  Thankful

Watching this space! This sounds like an epic ending.

brit
brit
5 years ago

Heh, heh, Brit, you have a wild imagination, you know me…,
“I’m not that kind of guy, I’m a man of integrity.”

After 20 years of marriage, holidays, celebrations, graduations, unemployment, moves across the country and a child together. “We have nothing in common.”

chumpling
chumpling
5 years ago
Reply to  brit

I also got that “man of integrity” comment. They really are all using the same playbook…

Elsa
Elsa
5 years ago
Reply to  chumpling

Same here…man of integrity… he just made mistake ( singular!!!) plus bonus “ everyone thinks I’m a great guy, and you see only negativity”

How many people know, that for the past 15 years cheated, lied, gaslighted, emotionally abused and exposed your wife/ kids to possible deadly diseases?

None.

Discussion over.

brit
brit
5 years ago
Reply to  Elsa

I also got the, “I get along with everyone but you Brit,” and the “everyone thinks I’m a great guy but you.” So Brit this only shows that there’s something wrong with you.

Not one of these people who thinks he’s a great guy has lived with him. Cheater hasn’t treated them with disdain or betrayed them. I think they would all feel much differently if they were to see who the great guy is behind closed doors.

Cheater is remarried now and I’m just patiently waiting for the honeymoon to end when he begins to show his true colors.
It might take time as he’s intent on proving to everyone that he’s so happy now with out me.

Funny thing is when he left me for his AP he claimed he had never been happier in his life and that relationship didn’t last. I have no reason not to expect the same of his current relationship. I don’t believe they’re ever genuinely happy. There’s always something for them to be miserable about and of course that wouldn’t be their fault.

Diane J. Strickland
Diane J. Strickland
5 years ago

“I took you for granted”

Honestly I thought my head would explode. “Took me for granted”. That was his big revelation about our marriage and what he did to me. Don’t you love the way he funnelled all this:
I lied every day to you
I set you up to take my mother’s abuse
I had emotional affairs with dozens of women
I had sexual affairs with others
I secretly exposed you to life-threatening diseases so you couldn’t protect yourself
I let you invest your family money in joint assets so I would get some of it later
I sabotaged every good thing that happened to you so you couldn’t really enjoy those memories
I told lies about you to others
I emotionally abandoned you
I sexually abandoned you
I wouldn’t take any responsibility for improving our relationship
I blamed you for anything and everything
I told our sons to lie to you
I blamed our eldest son for my porn
I stole three decades of your life
I believe I was better than you

into “I took you for granted”

Elsa
Elsa
5 years ago

D:
Scary , but I would have written all that

unicornomore
unicornomore
5 years ago

My cheaters list of offenses is not exactly this, but close enough and also went on for YEARS.

His summation statement was “I had a bad moment”.

Moment.

Fuck

Amiisfree
Amiisfree
5 years ago
Reply to  unicornomore

He IS a bad moment. ????

Not An Option
Not An Option
5 years ago

BOOM! And I go the “I took you for granted.” line as well, and for many of the same BS actions you got. Did you get “You were always my world. My actions just didn’t match my feelings for you.”

Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
5 years ago
Reply to  Not An Option

That’s ok….my matching actions and feelings will make up for it.”

#divorcecleaners

2timechump1timecaller
2timechump1timecaller
5 years ago
Reply to  Not An Option

I, just yesterday, got a text stating “I’m sorry this is where we’re at, I should have loved you better”.

Which would have been more then a blip on my radar had he not sent me almost 40 texts earlier that day telling me that I was “out to turn everyone against him” and he is “hit with waves of rumors and lies”. And that if i continue i will “unleash a storm, cause there is only so much i can handle”

i ignored every single one of them. expect when he texted me a question about a joint bill and then once he thought he had my attention he hit me again with a string of berating texts.

It’s almost like he forgets that he’s the one who cheated, who imploded our family, who constantly called me unattractive and fat, who never hung out with us cause he was drinking or locked up in his computer room.

Im happy i now recognize his cycle of charm, pity and rage so i can ignore it. He seriously just throws shit at a wall to see what sticks. God forbid he takes true responsibility beyond image management. Since this crazy text day took place 2 days after he sat down with me and apologized for everything he had done and told me he was going to do the hard work on his drinking and himself. Really he just wanted to feed me the bullshit and was upset when it didn’t shut me up about the cheating and general ahole he is on the regular.

Mandie101
Mandie101
5 years ago

OMG! I had this. String of abusive texts followed by ” we need to fix this …for the children.” I told his mother that I think he’s bi polar or something. Definitely distrubed. Would go on a rage then act like nothing. Whatever the reason I’m not interested . As candy staton said ” self – preservation is what it’s about today”

2timechump1timecaller
2timechump1timecaller
5 years ago
Reply to  Mandie101

i basically told him, if he wanted to continue like this i’d be happy to show everybody else these texts and that i do not owe him a response to his anger, cannot control what other people think of him and his actions and will only reply to you in regards to the kids or logistics of this divorce.

The first part shut him up real fast.

Fern
Fern
5 years ago

Once you see it, you can’t not see it. It may be the single biggest bit of self-protection available.

2timechump1timecaller
2timechump1timecaller
5 years ago
Reply to  Fern

It really is, i told my therapist it’s like i’m dealing with a completely different man then the one i was married to. And not because he’s acting any different but because I’m seeing it through the lenses of no-contact and separation. It’s indescribable the difference.

Melissa
Melissa
5 years ago

Email from HOworker AP:

“I know how you feel because I was cheated on once too.”

“There were problems in your marriage…”

What your feeling right now is hurt and anger, but dont focus it on me. You need to direct your focus to your marriage”

“I know you’re angry but you can’t email me at work”

The Howorker thought she was some kind of sage advisor, and thought she knew me because STBXH would tell her all about how awful his marriage was ???? meanwhile he was faking “loving husband and father” act at home.

And I knew their employer reviews employee email, and STBXH had already been fired over the affair (of course that wasnt the official reason, or what I was told initially) so I had a lot of fun emailing her at her work address. Nothing harassing or threatening, just facts like, “since you seem to look for sex partners at work, you really need to get your STI treated. Because once you know you have it and continue to spread it, that’s classified as criminal assault, according to the law. And if makes for very awkward and itchy meetings at work, so go get yourself the STD clinic already!

nomoreskankboy
nomoreskankboy
5 years ago
Reply to  Melissa

Hahahahaha, nothing says I love you more than a case of crotch rot!

unicornomore
unicornomore
5 years ago
Reply to  Melissa

Susan of Seattle was fired from the job she has where they met because she was a sales rep to Government purchasers and he was the govt purchaser so it looked like the company coerced with sex to sell their crap to the govt and they couldnt have that. Then-husband used a huge chunk of his professional clout to get her a new job.

I was all ready to email her at work and Cheater stood there trying to decide if he puts her at risk receiving “you nasty Ho” emails at her new job or if he should give me her private email address.

Looking back and with the current story of the wife killer in Texas, I now realize that Im lucky he didnt strangle me right there at my desk.

He gave me her email address but later she said she didnt understand what I said because I use big words. She graduated from The University of Washington (state).

All in all, she scarcely spoke to me…met her in person once (pre dday) she shook my hand and said it was so nice to meet me. ACK.

peacekeeper
peacekeeper
5 years ago
Reply to  Melissa

“itchy meetings at work”
Not funny, but funny.
Melissa,
YOU are Mighty!

Melissa
Melissa
5 years ago
Reply to  peacekeeper

After she received me email at her work email, she emailed me back IMMEDIATELY from a personal gmail account “you cant email me at my WORK”
I forwarded it and my reply right back at her work email: “yes I can! And get yourself to the STD clinic already “

Attie
Attie
5 years ago
Reply to  Melissa

Oh well done you on emailing her at work!

CCCC UK
CCCC UK
5 years ago

OW #1 (subsqently found to have three married men on the go) when confronted….
its real love I can’t help it
He resents you for giving him a disabled child
You’d like me if you knew me

OW#2 (was a friend) when confronted…
I am still your friend
After being told real friends don’t fuck their friends hubby – I didn’t mean to… he perused me
When told I would be naming her in divorce as she is a social worker…. i’ll Deny it – my reply ???? they live together duh.

UXworld
UXworld
5 years ago
Reply to  CCCC UK

OW2 has got me flashing on that scene in MP and the Holy Grail when John Cleese/Lancelot slaughters everyone at the wedding to save the damsel, only to find out upon arrival that it’s Prince Herbert:

“You only killed the bride’s father, you know.”

“Well, I didn’t mean to.”

“Didn’t mean to? You put your sword right through his head.”

“Oh dear… is he all right?”

Traveling the World
Traveling the World
5 years ago
Reply to  UXworld

“This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who.”
😀

Fern
Fern
5 years ago

She has great tracks of land.

Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
5 years ago
Reply to  Fern

“It’s only a flesh wound!”

Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
5 years ago

We wouldn’t be able to speak. I don’t speak Chinese; she doesn’t speak English. She did create a Facebook shrine directed at my “husband”…..she changed her name to our last name with the Chinese word for “heart” (xin) on both sides of it. Then she uploaded selfies in which she is wearing blue contact lenses (I have blue eyes). Then she added a download link for book the book “Feeling Good Again”. Then changed her profile picture to Celine Dion and Rene Angelil. The cheating partner and my “husband” had some inside thing about how she was going to take care of my “husband” when he gets old because she is so much younger than him
(She is ten years younger). If he has trouble communicating with me, and he’s still with her, I imagine he’s in for a big surprise when life gets real and the inevitable conflict starts. I agree that she is his “sole” mate (his spelling). He’s a heel and she makes them a pair. And I’m putting those shoes in the trash.

Waffles
Waffles
5 years ago

Celine apparently was the OW in his 1st marriage. Only she was underage at the time, so that’s just super creepy .

And the trying to look like you is beyond creepy. Yuck.

Tempest
Tempest
5 years ago

Are you sure she didn’t mean to put dollar or the Chinese word for money (qian) around their names?

Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
5 years ago
Reply to  Tempest

Wonder what the Chinese word for “pond scum” is….wish I was an expert hacker…. I could have some fun with that FB page…

Tempest
Tempest
5 years ago

Tang ni, here ya go:

塘泥

Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
5 years ago
Reply to  Tempest

Ooooh! Thank YOU, Tempest!!!!
Now how long can I resist modifying her co-opted moniker in the comments section on her page? Maybe I can get a Chump to do me a solid!!

MotherChumper99
MotherChumper99
5 years ago

Omg, Velvet! You made my morning!

“ I agree that she is his “sole” mate (his spelling). He’s a heel and she makes them a pair. And I’m putting those shoes in the trash.”

????????????????

Traveling the World
Traveling the World
5 years ago

Trying to make herself look like you, VH…that is beyond creepy.

Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
5 years ago

…..and probably the stupidest thing they say, upon knowingly embarking on a cheatfest with a married person, is “OK”…….proof of rocks where brains and hearts should be….

Susannah
Susannah
5 years ago

My Dad’s mistress told me that I “would do well to remember there are two sides to every story.” This woman encouraged my Dad to step out on my Mom. She didn’t pursue him, it was more of a “let’s see if I can get this guy to leave his wife” kind of thing. I had told her off when she said that.

Amiisfree
Amiisfree
5 years ago
Reply to  Susannah

Yes, two sides — what happened, and how the floozy mistress wants it to appear it happened. 😉

Magneto
Magneto
5 years ago
Reply to  Susannah

“Two sides to every story”
Ummmmmm, “Hey, stupid. When ONE person in a relationship unilaterally takes actions clandestinely, there are NOT two sides — because most likely chump doesn’t even know they are fighting.”

Pieces of shit, the lot of them.

Letitsnow
Letitsnow
5 years ago
Reply to  Magneto

My mother in law said that to me when I told her of the affair
Haven’t talked to her since
They are always TEAM ——-
He imploded his first marriage the same way but lied to his parents that they didn’t get along
Guess what he said about us?? Talk about slander.

Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
5 years ago
Reply to  Magneto

Cheater marriage wedding gift ideas:

Matching “I’m With Stupid” t-shirts
Blingy “Future X” baseball caps for the
wedding shower
The other half of the previous marriage
bedroom furniture ensemble
GPA devices. Hours of fun monitoring each
other!
Xanax for the “are they cheating on me too?”
perpetual anxiety
gallons of vodka for maintaining illusion of
How Their Marriage Is Going To Be
Different
BS phrase book with translations for
interactions with chumped X’s

Luziana
Luziana
5 years ago

The Sluterus signed off the one email she ever sent me as The Future Mrs. Slab O’ Meat.

I told her, You mean Mrs. Slab O’Meat the Fourth? The Cavalry of Former Mrs. Slab O’Meats will be happy to chip in on a nice set of paper plates that will last as long as your marriage.

Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
5 years ago
Reply to  Luziana

…and you can be SURE they didn’t register at Smart & Final…..

Love you Luz!!

Martha
Martha
5 years ago

Velvet Hammer, LOL!!!!! 🙂

ArtistFormerlyKnownAsChump
ArtistFormerlyKnownAsChump
5 years ago
Reply to  Susannah

Good for you Susannah! You’re Mighty! Xxx

Mandie101
Mandie101
5 years ago
Reply to  Susannah

Go you! Wish more children in these situations had that privilege. ..yo speak up.

Recovering Chump
Recovering Chump
5 years ago

“The marriage was already over.”
“I have to have money to live, also!” (claiming victim status)

Stillhere/Gon
Stillhere/Gon
5 years ago

The ow told me…. I wouldn’t want to be in your shoes.

She seriously did. She was married with three grown kids. Her kids are now a mess.

My kids are great! I wonder how that’s working for her now?

Recovering Chump
Recovering Chump
5 years ago
Reply to  Stillhere/Gon

Rich, coming from someone who is trying to fill your shoes!

GracieD
GracieD
5 years ago

Changed to my hairdresser, cut hair the same style, sent adopted child (didn’t want to lose her figure in case he strayed! Nothing like twuu wuvv, is there) to the same school. Heck, she’d wear my knickers if she could!

Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
5 years ago

Good question!

“If you wouldn’t want to be in my shoes, why are you stealing them and wearing them?”

Today I am really having a hard time deciding who wins the Best Gobsmacking Gibberish From An Insane Idiotic Cheating Accomplice Oscar…..

Not An Option
Not An Option
5 years ago

“I’m offended! I’m a Christian and have morals and integrity! Your wife must be pretty insecure to think there was anything going on! I think too much of myself to LET your wife think that of me!”

This, after Shrek-in-drag was called out for dressing up, showing up at his hotel in the guise of ‘it’s easier if we ride to the restaurant together. And no, I don’t want to go out with the group. No, I don’t want you to bring anyone else. Say it with me: what kind of single woman shows up at a married man’s hotel to pick him up for dinner in a town he already knows well?

“She’s just hurt right now!” Said the Witless Wonder in defense of Shreky Poo’s comment on D-Day.

“Nothing inappropriate happened!” Shrek-in-drag insisted. Sure, even though Witless admitted to at least sexual banter and innuendos – the same kind of verbal volleys he does with everyone he knows well. (Unfortunately, that was true).

“WTF was I thinking?” I said, after looking back at the years I wasted on Witless.

Mandie101
Mandie101
5 years ago
Reply to  Not An Option

Yep. I got one of those OWS too. Fake Christian.

Cloud
Cloud
5 years ago

“I want to be a resource for you.” Like, wtf? You want to help me deal with the affair that you’re having with my husband?!

Melissa
Melissa
5 years ago
Reply to  Cloud

The OW emailed to me: I know how you feel because I was cheated on once too.

Was she tried to build some sort of comraderie? Like we’re all in this together! Wtf? I told her where she could take that BS

Cloud
Cloud
5 years ago
Reply to  Melissa

Good for you! Sometimes I honestly think their brain cells have sloughed off… And yes. She was trying to build a relationship with me—like let’s all be one happy family living on a commune! (My ex likewise can’t figure out why we can’t all have Thanksgiving dinner together this year: her, him, me and our five kids) Um. No.

PhysicsGal
PhysicsGal
5 years ago
Reply to  Cloud

AP said to wasband, maybe you need to talk with her so she can become the wife and mother she should have been from the start.

AllieCat
AllieCat
5 years ago

After 10 years of cheating and chumpy- ness on my part, after the last round of discovering him screwing around he declared “I think I’m just not meant to be married!”
Um great, fantastic.

AllieCat
AllieCat
5 years ago
Reply to  AllieCat

Oops I mis read the assignment. I’ve had limited contact but one of his many APs told me “he really loves you”. I’m sure as they screwed each other silly, they were discussing his great love of me.

Rae44
Rae44
5 years ago
Reply to  AllieCat

I also got something similar “don’t worry all he ever told me was how amazing you are”, was this Pre or post coital sweet nothings??!!

Jojobee
Jojobee
5 years ago
Reply to  Rae44

Yikes! And that got her in the mood? It boggles the mind.

Rae44
Rae44
5 years ago

Firstly The ow told me that “she was a married woman with 3 children, she would never do that!” Then after discovery, “people don’t get divorced because of something like this, it was meaningless. It was just an extension of friendship, a part of the job and felt completely natural!” maybe to you bitch, but it definitely didn’t and still doesnt feel meaningless to me and my children. Also I don’t think he had slept with any other clients as “part of the job” before! She had obviously done this before – bored housewife shagging the builder, they are such a cliche.

Mama duck says quack quack
Mama duck says quack quack
5 years ago
Reply to  Rae44

My jaw dropped , let me pick it up and ask this: are they in the porn industry? As far as I know that is the only screwing that is part of the job. Fucking unbelievable!

CC
CC
5 years ago

“Yes, I got in a relationship with a man that I care for deeply and that has made mistakes as we all have. None of us can claim perfection. Cancer is not a reason to stay in an unhappy situation where you feel bullied, belittled and controlled. By the way, he also admits fault in the demise of your marriage, something you have not done (in communications I was included on). You have, however, admitted that you did not want him to leave, even after you knew he had cheated… so it’s okay for you to want him but no one else? Is he to be discarded to live the rest of his life in penance?”

TheFooledTwiceDad
TheFooledTwiceDad
5 years ago
Reply to  CC

Similarly I’ve been told, “You keep trying to pin this on me. You are partly to blame too.” Sure, I could have been a better husband, but that could be said about anyone. She blew up our marriage and family with her affairs. I had NO part of that. Combining any marital problems with her affairs is not ok. Two completely separate things.

Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
5 years ago

“Yes, you’re right. One of my biggest faults is MISPLACED LOYALTY.”

UXworld
UXworld
5 years ago
Reply to  CC

ARGH! “… he also admits fault in the demise of your marriage, something you have not done …”

KK continues to latch on to this. Sorry you have to deal with it but I’ll confess some relief that I’m not the only one.

Mandie101
Mandie101
5 years ago
Reply to  UXworld

So much blame they figure they will share. Mine told me I needed to own my part in the marriage failing and for a split second I thought to. Then I said f uk that noise! He is not flipping this script. I told him no. I am not taking responsibility for what he did. No way! The only thing I own is not leaving him the first time he cheated.

CC
CC
5 years ago
Reply to  UXworld

“he also admits fault in the demise of your marriage, something you have not done (in communications I was included on)”

My thoughts are, why should have to communicate my faults to her? She’s the OW! I did admit some of my faults to my ex before we were ex’s., when I was still going to therapy and pick-me dancing (something she also shames me for).

And I just LOVE “that has made mistakes as we all have”. Um, my mistakes didn’t blow up one family and instantly create a new one before doing anything to end the marriage. I didn’t lie. I didn’t cheat. I asked him to text if he was going to be late for dinner. I sometimes went to the bar and got him if he didn’t come home by dinner. I took hold of the finances when he hadn’t paid the gas bill in 5 months. I told him he could help clean the house when he complained that I didn’t keep it clean enough. I guess that made me a bully?
I would LOVE to know what he admitted to being his faults in the marriage because to this day he has never admitted any fault to me that did not blameshift.

Also “Is he to be discarded to live the rest of his life in penance?” But apparently it’s ok to discard a wife with cancer and your child too so you can go out partying to find another wife appliance.

Jojobee
Jojobee
5 years ago
Reply to  CC

Uuum, exactly how were you able to control and bully him while weakened by severe illness and fighting for your very life? That silly bitch! Is she that stupid or that cold? Does she have a charcoal briquet rattling around in her chest where a heart should be? Or a tumbleweed rattling around in her head where a brain should be? If cancer isn’t a reason to stand by someone and not harm them, I’d like to know what the hell is!

Aeronaut
Aeronaut
5 years ago
Reply to  UXworld

And you never should, UXworld.

If her argument is that you were not a perfect spouse, so it’s partly your fault, she’s full of it. None of us is capable of being a perfect spouse. What we owe our spouses is to be the best spouse we can be, not perfection.

Now, sadly, this also means that many cheaters meet that requirement. They were the best spouse they could be. Unfortunately, they are just really crappy at being a spouse, and it’s all right for someone to say to them, “Sorry, but your best just wasn’t enough for me, so we’re separating.”

It doesn’t shock me to hear that KK would say something like, “I wasn’t perfect, and I admit some fault in the end of our marriage. You haven’t done so, so that makes me more self aware and enlightened than you are.”

Susannah
Susannah
5 years ago
Reply to  Aeronaut

Yikes! KK sounds like my Dad and his now-wife. So busy being enlightened…they make a point of telling me they could never live where I live because it’s a red state.

My Dad sent me an email explaining about how they needed to move to a state on the east coast to be close to “the kids”. *Her* kids are all in mid-Atlantic or eastern states, I’m 1000’s of miles away – and I’m his only biological child. Am I not a kid, now?

ClearWaters
ClearWaters
5 years ago

I found a card made on artisanal paper with high school-level drawings of hearts, flowers and peppers (a symbol of sexuality in my country) wherein flatterfuck welcomes sparkledick back from a trek up a very high peak and tells him that her litter heart, oops, little heart was shrunken with worry while he was gone.

The card was on the night table of our bedroom, right after sparkledick pleaded with me to reconcile with him (“don’t you miss your Little Bug?!?”).

Barf. I hate being treated like a …. chump.

cmh2015
cmh2015
5 years ago

I have a no contact order against the ow/baby mama that my husband had two kids with during our marriage. She attacked me on Christmas in front of my kids and pled guilty to menacing. She broke the no contact in July by calling me to tell me my husband was still sleeping with her. She just couldnt resist despite it being a condition of her probation- shows just what type of nut he decided to join himself with. Well I informed her on the phone that she was going to jail because she cannot contact me. She says, “but I’m not harrassing you”. Freaking idiot. No contact means just that, no contact. Well just got an update, she was finally arrested last night after I reported the violation in late July. She is in jail with no bond. We will have a hearing within 72 hours but she will likely have to do 30 days. My husband tried to make me let it go but I need this leverage to make sure this beast stays away from me and my kids. Maybe her lawyer will explain to her the legal definition of harassment.

Tempest
Tempest
5 years ago
Reply to  cmh2015

If he’s still protecting the OW, perhaps time to let the husband go, too?

cmh2015
cmh2015
5 years ago
Reply to  Tempest

He is and you are 100% right. That is the next step I am working on as we speak.

Jojobee
Jojobee
5 years ago
Reply to  cmh2015

Life is a lot easier without a 200 pound man standing on your neck. You can do this life sooooo much better alone.

Amiisfree
Amiisfree
5 years ago
Reply to  cmh2015

Excellent boundaries! Mighty. Crime, punishment. Now they can be 100% sure you are serious.

CakelessinKalamazoo
CakelessinKalamazoo
5 years ago
Reply to  cmh2015

I tried to get an order keeping Misty away from my kids since she has a documented history with Child Protective Services. The best I got was that neither of us could introduce the kids to a “romantic interest” within the first year after I filed for divorce. She wasn’t on the currently active registry through CPS so despite her past as a shitty and neglectful alcoholic parent, I couldn’t keep her away from my babies. Ex even broke the no contact rule by facetiming her all the time around the kids so he could technically say he was following the order despite not actually doing so.

Chumperella
Chumperella
5 years ago

Damn, what an evil slag. The child-abusing cheaters are probably not a rarity. After all, cheaters are amoral scum who only care about their own pleasure. The crazy drunken bitch who helped ruin my life actually brought her daughter on one of their dates, pretending they were just friends, but reaching out for his hand when she thought the girl wouldn’t notice. She also brought him around the house to go for romantic walks around the neighbourhood (with a drink in hand, naturally) and made sure the kids saw him. They are in their teens, so they had to know what was really going on. Teenage girls are astute about such things.
Those kids are now scarred for life.
I made sure to tell her husband about her emotional abuse of their children. That de-fanged her in a hurry.

Mandie101
Mandie101
5 years ago

He sounds a right shite.

No Shit Cupcakes
No Shit Cupcakes
5 years ago
Reply to  cmh2015

I hope she has to serve at least 30 days. I almost feel badly for her attorney because that is a special level of stupid.

chumpittychumpchump
chumpittychumpchump
5 years ago
Reply to  cmh2015

You aren’t with your husband still right?

LadyStrange
LadyStrange
5 years ago
Reply to  cmh2015

I like hearing that cmh…..Yep – she’s an idiot.

Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
5 years ago
Reply to  cmh2015

“How ya like THOSE consequences?”
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ArtistFormerlyKnownAsChump
ArtistFormerlyKnownAsChump
5 years ago

The Dream Princess said:

‘I don’t want to be a home-wrecker!’
(So respect our marriage and stop allowing him to visit you when he’d agreed with me to have no contact with you? Stop talking to him because ‘When one of my friends is in need I will always comfort them’, when he had agreed with me not to contact you. When he comes over and tells you he loves you, don’t see him again!)

‘If I had really known you, none of this would have happened.’
(Trans: Was having far too much fun with the psychodrama and the triangulation and the attention from stbxh to even remember that you were human)

Mandie101
Mandie101
5 years ago

” take care of him.” ( As if I had been the one abusing him. )
” I wasn’t the only one?” ( After I told her she was not the first person he had cheated with)
” He gave me herpes” ( enjoy that gift boo)

ICanSeeTheMehComing!
ICanSeeTheMehComing!
5 years ago

“He told me you were separated.” And you didn’t think it was weird that he couldn’t have you over to “his place” for the first three months you dated?

“You can’t charge me with Adultery. I’m going to charge you for Libel.” LOL… I can, I did… you can’t, you didn’t.

His final OW was so fresh from her own divorce, she asked this in front of my teenage stepdaughter:”Do I still send Christmas cards to his family?” YUP – she was ready to be a new relationship… no wonder Mr. Sparkles swooped her up.

As for Mr. Sparkles, this is the cake topper:”I must’ve gotten the genital crabs from the hotel room blanket while we were Mexico.” Apparently, he was part of the >5% population who get crabs that way.

ICanSeeTheMehComing!
ICanSeeTheMehComing!
5 years ago

<5%…

ChChChChump
ChChChChump
5 years ago

“He would not cheat on me if we married. I am sure he would never be able to cheat on a ‘true wife’.”

Chumperella
Chumperella
5 years ago
Reply to  ChChChChump

Hahahahaaa. Total narcissist.

Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
5 years ago
Reply to  ChChChChump

“You May be right. But if what you say is true, that can only mean your DDay is coming.”

Look up the word “true”, cheater!

Mandie101
Mandie101
5 years ago
Reply to  ChChChChump

???? oh gosh! ‘ true wife’ ! LMAO! I’m sure if you were not so hurt and shocked you’d have busrt out laughing at the level of delusional grandeur.
These people are nuts. Absolutely mad! Oh gosh! They will die if they are not ‘ special’. They need to be. I guess that is why ignoring them is such a killer.
I take joy in ignoring my cheater. Nothing makes me happier than not having to interact with him. I don’t even have to try to ignore him. It takes effort now to notice him. ” Oh! Didn’t notice you there!”

unicornomore
unicornomore
5 years ago
Reply to  ChChChChump

‘true wife’

I just made a horrible face.

I never heard this from OW but Im sure this sort of crap was bandied about.

Tempest
Tempest
5 years ago
Reply to  unicornomore

It’s what they all believe–that they are sooooo special that even a serial cheater will stay faithful to them. Lotsa luck with that, honey.

Yesshesucks
Yesshesucks
5 years ago

“He’s my soulmate. You’ve never really seen me.” Soulmate then stops talking to her somewhere between her offering to meet him in a second hotel room and her moving out to couch surf when I asked her to (because she chose him, fucking pick me dance …).

peacekeeper
peacekeeper
5 years ago

As a Chump who really doesn’t know anything about the OW, the single, solitary thing that cheater told me she said was, ” she feels bad” about taking him away from our little girl.
This was said on DDay and in my anguish I immediately, (knee jerk) asked, ” What about me?” Cheater replied “We never talked about you.”
Such a big kind heart mystery OW had. I can only imagine how extra bad she would feel if she knew I was in first trimester pregnancy at this time. And, extra, extra bad if she knew of the ectopic pregnancy that I almost died from about a year before this.
Chumps, I read your posts, thinking, knowing, we can’t make his shit up.

I will always try to make the most of each day, to be a person with integrity, and most important to me, to be kind.
But, there are so many things I can never, never forget!
To be able to share with CN, to get it out, to real people who understand. Priceless!
((((((CN)))))))

Tempest
Tempest
5 years ago
Reply to  peacekeeper

Peacekeeper–your story just makes me angrier at your husband. Men who cheat on their pregnant wives are lowest of the low. You deserve so much better.

peacekeeper
peacekeeper
5 years ago
Reply to  Tempest

Tempest,
I cry when I read your poignant post replies to me, they touch my very soul, they truly are poignant, ( in the heart rendering meaning of that word). That someone, such as you, could take the time to reach out to me, well, I am at a loss for words.
Thank you Tempest.
I respect and admire you so much.

Cheater will say to me, “That was so long ago.” ( the affair). I try to tell my heart that, but my heart says, “It seems like only yesterday.”

Thank you for caring Tempest.
❤️
I too feel so bad for Chumps who were cheated on when the Chump is pregnant. Any time that children are involved just seems like a double, triple, quadruple, whammy. I want to hug all the innocent Children.

Hope Springs
Hope Springs
5 years ago
Reply to  peacekeeper

Yes! I’m not much of a writer, but then again I don’t need to be when others at CN write what’s in my heart!

Janet
Janet
5 years ago

Schoompie told my adult son
“ I thought me and your mom could be friends someday”
Unbelievable ????????

CakelessinKalamazoo
CakelessinKalamazoo
5 years ago
Reply to  Janet

The OW was a former best friend of mine, and ex had the nerve to “thoughtfully convey” her wish that we could someday be friends again when I got over “all this.” Right. Because I want friends who go about blowing up families like it’s nothing, who can lead double lives like some sort of sociopath and who fake having emotions and feelings like compassion, love and support. No thanks. I’d rather be alone.

Jojobee
Jojobee
5 years ago

Yeah Cakeless, don’t we all want friends that make us cry ourselves to sleep at night? These people are deranged.

Betrayed Bitch
Betrayed Bitch
5 years ago

“I may be a whore for fucking your husband but what does that make you”

I didn’t even know how to respond to that, it shocked me, but I wish I would have asked what she thought it made me, because it made me a betrayed wife and friend! But I guess in her mind it made me something worse than a whore

“I’m the victim in all this” I will never understand how she thinks that

“This is the worst thing I’ve ever done” – well I would think living with your Husbands brother and telling all of us the two of you were married when you weren’t, then having kids with both of them and making your children brothers and cousins, I would think that’s the worst think you ever done.

“It just happened” well not from the text messages and evidence I found she pursued him persistent and relentlessly

nomoreskankboy
nomoreskankboy
5 years ago
Reply to  Betrayed Bitch

“It just happened,” was what I was told as well. Yep, just walking down the street in their dicks just happen to fall into strange pussy. Yep, happens everyday. ” DUCK, IN COMING!”

Amiisfree
Amiisfree
5 years ago
Reply to  Betrayed Bitch

It’s the frigidity narrative. You know, the cheater wouldn’t need a smorgasbord of strange if the partner at home was a good enough slave. Dance, puppets, dance.

APs are objectified robots who think their only value (and everyone else’s) is sexual. Their opinions of us are absurd and invalid.

MightyE
MightyE
5 years ago
Reply to  Betrayed Bitch

“What does that make you?”

Still the one with the marriage certificate, bitch.

Mine’s Schmoopie was outraged to discover he had been sleeping with me the whole time. Hello? How gullible can you be?

Betrayed Bitch
Betrayed Bitch
5 years ago
Reply to  MightyE

I know right! And the whore was supposed to be my friend and we talked about things, ya know, I would brag about sex with my Husband. She knew we were still sleeping together so she can’t play that damn card, that he told her we weren’t having sex, she knew better, she might as well been wearing my used panties!

Tempest
Tempest
5 years ago
Reply to  MightyE

and later…the one with half his 401K.

Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
5 years ago
Reply to  Tempest

….and half the Social Security…..

Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
5 years ago
Reply to  Betrayed Bitch

“It makes me the STBXW of loser husband material….here’s your Dog Poop trophy!”

lamia
lamia
5 years ago
Reply to  Betrayed Bitch

LOL! loved that BB!!! what a dumb-ass

Traveling the World
Traveling the World
5 years ago

OM: “Your marriage has been dead and lacking in affection for years.”
Umm, that would be news to me, her husband. And how the *&@! would you know?

Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
5 years ago

You: “Yes it was. Because of her acting and lying expertise, I found out I was married to a romantically challenged emotionally unavailable morally bankrupt lying cheating zombie. Enjoy!”

peacekeeper
peacekeeper
5 years ago

We can’t make “this” shit up
(Sorry for typo)

Magneto
Magneto
5 years ago

When I complained that “OW was stalking me on Social media/Icloud/Google.”
Cheater solemnly said; “No, she’s not. I know the high caliber of woman she is.”

Cheater said he was going to divorce me and apply for an annulment of our marriage from the Catholic church … after 30 years. He insisted that I was GOING to go along with it.
Chumpme, incredulous: “You are forcing to a tribunal? You think I’m actually going to lie to a Catholic PRIEST? Do I LOOK like I want to get fried by lightning in the church parking lot!?!?!”
Cheater: “Why not? You would benefit to.”
{The infamous “Let’s fool Jesus” stunt.}

I’m sure till this day I’m blamed for OW being considered a sleeze, and them not being able to get married at the alter…….

Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
Velvet Hammer ????????❤️
5 years ago
Reply to  Magneto

From his level, she probably did appear to be a higher caliber……

unicornomore
unicornomore
5 years ago
Reply to  Magneto

I cant remember how I got into a phone conversation with Cheater about how he might navigate his Catholic tradition if he ran off with Susan. He ended up explaining that all they have to do is be together at Church and show up, if the Priest doesnt know them, they can both take Communion and no one would be the wiser. “People do it all the time”.

Jojobee
Jojobee
5 years ago
Reply to  unicornomore

Unbelievable! Does he realize that that is blasphemy and that can send him straight to HELL? It just goes to show that these people are all cardboard cut-outs who do not believe in anything. You can’t impression management fool GOD. The pile up of sins required for that stunt is mind boggling: adultery against the spouse, fornication with the AP, lies of commission, lies of omission, failure to confess mortal sins, capped off with sacrilege and blasphemy! Yeah no biggie…people do it all the time. Yep, then they spend eternity being devoured by and shat out by Satan.

Involuntary Georgian
Involuntary Georgian
5 years ago
Reply to  unicornomore

So, does this mean my cheater is better than your cheater because mine *did* stop going to communion? Like, she’s an adulteress but she’s not a dishonest adulteress?

She did stop going to church about five years before I found out about the exit affair; that (and a couple of odd remarks she made over the years, plus some changes in sexual proclivities) have made me wonder whether she had a starter affair (or two or three?) before she found someone who was willing to blow up his marriage for her.

Leannes
Leannes
5 years ago

When I asked information, she said she didn’t want to get involved.

Don’t want to get involved? It’s a bit late for that you involved yourself!

Jojobee
Jojobee
5 years ago
Reply to  Leannes

Crazy. She didn’t seem to mind getting involved with his penis. When I don’t want to be involved with someone, I like to include their genitalia in that deal.

Leannes
Leannes
5 years ago
Reply to  Jojobee

Exactly that ????

Selfish delusional people who just don’t seem to see any wrong in their actions!

FeralBlue81
FeralBlue81
5 years ago

When I first found out about ExHole’s relationship with OW and him swearing he wouldnt see her again. I sent her a Myspace message. She flat out told me “What happens between Exhole and you is none of my business. If you feel you need to talk to me about it, I will listen, though. Conversely, what happens between Exhole and me is none of your business.”

I beg to fucking differ.. it damn sure is(was) my business as! I told her that as long as there is a legal binding contract (if we were going to play the not-labeling-but-legal-distinctions-could-apply game) between Exhole and I, everything was my business. That shut her up.

J
J
5 years ago
Reply to  FeralBlue81

Wow, Feral, maybe we have the same OW blow up our marriage. My exhole’s mistress said the same damn thing, talking about, “What’s between he and I is between he and I”. Probably only 1 brain cell.

Beth
Beth
5 years ago

I never had any contact with any of the OW except the last one who barely counts since I was on my way out of the marriage when she slithered off her stripper pole and into his life. She called me a couple of times before I blocked her. The first time she recited a list of emotional and physical abuse she allegedly suffered at my ex’s hands and then asked me if I ever missed him and wished we were still together. Uh… nope. He’s all yours. The second time she gave much the same spiel but then added a rant about how it was my responsibility to get my adult children to have a relationship with their dad and since I didn’t it meant I was a terrible mother. LOL, okay. I’m not taking parenting advice/criticism from a former (maybe) stripper who lost custody of her own young children due to her lifestyle and drug abuse.

During their affair, one of the only OW who wasn’t a stripper posted a meme of Jesus on her FB page with a caption that read something like “Would you answer your door if Jesus knocked?”. I really wanted to comment “Would you answer your door if Jesus knocked while you were banging my husband?” but I didn’t. 😀 😀

nomoreskankboy
nomoreskankboy
5 years ago
Reply to  Beth

HOWLING HERE! LOL!