Cheaters Are Timid Forest Creatures

TimidCheaterAfter you’ve been cheated on, you’d think it’s a pretty simple decision tree — reconcile or divorce.

Choose divorce, it doesn’t matter if your cheater is sorry or not sorry, the infidelity is a deal breaker.

If you choose reconciliation, however, the matter of How Sorry Are They comes to the forefront of the decision. Not only How Sorry Are They, but What Exactly Do They Intend to Do About It? And that’s where chumps get tangled up in limbo land — trying to parse how remorseful the cheater is and weighing it against demonstrable acts of reconciliation, such as a post-nup, no contact with the affair partner, honesty, transparency, etc.

Remorse? Proceed. No remorse? Go directly to divorce — it seems pretty straightforward. Because, why would you waste one New York second with someone who isn’t sorry, right? I mean, you’d have to be a masochist.

Unless….

…. There’s a work around.

The Reconciliation Industrial Complex has a wonderful loophole to the remorse question. I call it: Cheaters are Timid Forest Creatures (TFC).

Oh no, you can’t ask for transparency right now — you might frighten them away!

Don’t be angry and emotional! This is very difficult for them too! They’re grieving the affair partner.

Don’t take any immediate actions to protect yourself! You might intimidate your cheater away from reconciliation! They’re very undecided right now and the LAST thing you want to do is get all bossy and demanding with the consequences. Didn’t you read the memo on making the marriage a Good Place to Be? These ugly accountability requests are creating a dangerously bad vibe.

Beware their FOO issues! Didn’t you know your cheater is in the grip of TOXIC SHAME? There you are, being all loud and judge-y — it could trigger them into another bout of toxic shame, and THEN what? You know they don’t handle stress well! They may just be compelled to cheat again. So be patient and loving and ask them heart-felt questions about their subterranean shame issues. Hold their hands on this. The cheater is in as much pain as you are.

Yes, cheaters are Timid Forest Creatures. Very delicate, fragile, and skittish. Just one wrong move and… poof! They’ll scurry off into the underbrush and leave you. No one can make any decisions until the cheater stabilizes! They’re sad. Very, very sad. And broken. Would you break a broken person?

You? Oh sure, they’re sorry. It’s very unfortunate when Things Just Happen to splendid people. (Splendid people like them. Who are you again?)

When the narrative is TFC, who are you to ask for demonstrations of sorry? They need help! They have sex addiction or FOO issues or Borderline or depression… It makes them do things for which they’re not responsible. Not really. Hate the sin, love the sinner. Oh, here’s an idea! Why don’t you join a support group to help you HELP them?

Think of reconciliation as a soap bubble, and think of yourself as a raging rhinoceros. Do you want to crush the fragile surface tension of remorse with your clumsy demands? You realize if this all falls apart it’s your fault, don’t you? You weren’t there for them during this crisis.

How many of you bought this shit? How many of you waited before making a drastic decision of self protection like seeing a lawyer? Did you wait 6 months? A year to decide? Were you patient with your TFC?

How’d that work for you?

I think it’s better to keep the decision tree simple. You don’t see remorse? Don’t wait around for it to emerge from the fog. You don’t see it because it doesn’t exist. Don’t make this complicated. Don’t let your cheater or some quack therapist make this complicated. People who treat you like shit and don’t demonstrate one bit of sorry are not people you need in your life.

Are cheaters Timid Forest Creatures — or are they grifters?

Are they undecided — or are they eating cake at your expense?

Do things “just happen” to cheaters — or do they have agency?

Are cheaters compelled to Do Bad Things because of their FOO issues — or do they manage to hold it together for other people, like their friends or their boss?

Are cheaters really sad — or just sad for themselves?

Ask a Timid Forest Creature and find out!

Oops…. wait… it scurried under a tree root and is unavailable for comment.

This column ran previously. Feel free to comment. I’ve got a speaking gig today and can’t write. Promise to do the UBT post tomorrow!  

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SmartEnough
SmartEnough
8 years ago

This is….perfect! Thanks for helping me start my day with a belly laugh!!

Datdamwuf
Datdamwuf
8 years ago

I think you missed the other TFC dodge “I have to work on myself before we can work on our relationship”…I guess that does fall under “I’m so broken”…

Free Vixen
Free Vixen
8 years ago
Reply to  Datdamwuf

I got this same line of bullshit. Lots of “work” on him, not an ounce of effort for *us.* He claims that he tried soooooo hard to repair things, when really he just kept fucking his mistress and thinking about himself.

Patsy
Patsy
8 years ago
Reply to  Free Vixen

Oh, I got this too! ‘I tried so hard in the face of your rage’. But he kept junior co-worker around, too.

ChumpFromF
ChumpFromF
8 years ago
Reply to  Datdamwuf

“I have to work on myself …” Yup, I guess how: hand moving up and down in front of porn videos in his ‘temporarily’ rented appartment. Working on himself, indeed. Sad.

LilyBart
LilyBart
8 years ago
Reply to  Datdamwuf

“I have to work on myself before we can work on our relationship.” Ha! That is exactly what I heard from my ex. And, how did he work on himself? Let’s see… He:
-bought himself a new motorcycle
-continued the affair
-grifted his way into a new job for which he wasn’t really qualified and used it as a cover for his continued lies. (“I need to work all weekend.”)
-Got fired from that job
-spent every night at the local bar
-developed a cocaine habit

During that time after D-Day, I was in hell. He insisted that I was responsible for his behavior. I drove him to it with my anger and sadness. I did try to be a perfect Stepford wife for a time. It made me miserable and crazy. Like I had lost myself. So glad I got off that crazy train.

If there are any chumps out there who are going through this particular brand of hell right now — I feel your pain. Please get yourself out by hook or by crook. You really deserve better, and you will never get that from a cheater, no matter how “perfect” you make yourself.

Jen
Jen
8 years ago
Reply to  LilyBart

Something about cocaine makes addicts think they have the right to shit all over everyone. That is not your problem.

hurt1
hurt1
8 years ago
Reply to  Jen

Second that with alcoholics, especially ones who relapse after several years when they find that alcohol makes them sooo charming for the OW.

Mikky
Mikky
8 years ago
Reply to  hurt1

Oh yes, I had that scenario. And the OW, who had worked in the recovery business!! went out drinking with him. Serious fuck up.

hurt1
hurt1
8 years ago
Reply to  Mikky

On dday, 4 years into his sobriety, I asked if he was drinking again. He said he had a sip. WTF?

Red
Red
8 years ago
Reply to  LilyBart

“If there are any chumps out there who are going through this particular brand of hell right now — I feel your pain. Please get yourself out by hook or by crook. You really deserve better, and you will never get that from a cheater, no matter how “perfect” you make yourself.”

^^^THIS.

I fell for the Reconciliation Industry’s TFC theory, and it was ABSOLUTE HELL for 18 months. Do NOT put yourself through that. Keep it simple, like CL says. If they don’t show remorse, if they don’t get rid of the OP ASAP and go no contact, then pack your bags (or theirs) and leave (or kick them out). You didn’t sign up for 3 people in your marriage, and that’s all you’re going to have if they don’t end the affair. It’s simple: OP or you. They can’t have both. If they can’t decide, YOU decide and walk away. Save yourself. Because you can’t save your marriage if you’re the only one trying.

Arnold
Arnold
8 years ago
Reply to  Red

Yeah, but you might make “love bank withdrawals” if you do not do Plan A for a few years. Marriagebuilders has a 100% success rate if both parties work Dr Harley’s plan ( just like weight watchers is 100% successful if you strictly follow their plan).
So, make those “lovebank deposits”. Who cares if your cheating spouse eviscerated you and the kids. They need those fucking deposits.
And, while you are at it, lay down in front of your doorstep so your cheater can wipe his/her feet.

Patsy
Patsy
8 years ago
Reply to  Arnold

Dr Harley and IMAGO does not work with a narcissist. I tried. For 5 years, until I caught him with OW again. He is now very sorry for himself. It is still all my fault. Whatever. The bottom line is, am I prepared to be with someone who completely disrespects me. Even I had to have it bashed between the eyes that I am not. And that issue is completely separate from who he is. He might have good parts. He might have splits from FOO issues, he might not be all bad. But really Chumps, if he acts unloving and behaves uncaring, then you need to draw that boundary and love and care for yourself. Whatever the consequences.

Nina
Nina
8 years ago
Reply to  Patsy

Dr. Harley recommend Plan A for like three weeks for women and up to six months for men (if they want to) and then Plan B, which is no contact. I don’t think this plan works a lot of the time (because you are often dealing with narcissists) but it’s the best shot and it actually doesn’t sound unreasonable. He also says that anyone who wants to leave a cheater outright should, no questions asked.

The only thing that Dr. Harley doesn’t condone is fighting with the wayward spouse. Make the demand for fidelity known, plan a if you want, but then go into plan b if they don’t change. It all sounds pretty reasonable.

He told me to go into plan b and divorce.

Divorce Minister
Divorce Minister
8 years ago

Love this classic post, CL! It is so very true. I encourage pastors not to play into this trope when dealing with adulterous spouses. But sadly, it is a much needed exhortation in my experience…maybe more so with counselor types. (http://www.divorceminister.com/so-what-if-they-do-not-come-back/)

Timid Forest Creatures, indeed. Didn’t seem to bother them when they were laying their webs of deceit, demolishing the faithful spouse’s sense of worth, or triangulating friends/family before they were found out (or even after)!

Thankful
Thankful
8 years ago

Mine had a smorgasbord of reasons why he cheated.
FOO issues, an unclean sexual spirit of which he was released, laziness, oh and my favourite because I emasculated him. Once he confessed, I was not meant to speak of it, ask questions and under no circumstances was I to make a decision about my marriage. As those in support of the cheater had hope for our marriage. So that should have been enough for me to wait. Just hurry up and wait. Don’t focus on the cheaters lack of remorse he said sorry, look at your own lack of love towards him. Don’t focus on your pain can’t you see how this hurts him, you constantly bringing up his past. And you use such vulgar terms, don’t be so judgmental, you really need to work on your own issues can’t you see he loves you?
What he shows you no respect? Yes he does you just don’t realise it.
What your telling people your marriage is over? Now we told you not to make any decisions on that till late. If you tell everyone your marriage is over and we (the support crew aka church elders) fix him aren’t you going to look silly when you take him back? Besides you don’t have our permission to end your marriage. Not yet, and besides we know he is a lazy tool who does not even realise how much work he needs, but he is contrite to us and that is all that really matters right now. Just wait. We said wait!!!!!!!!!!
What you don’t like that we have given your abusive, timid little cheater a safe haven, shrouded in our own lies and deception?
What despite our instruction you have gone and told people the truth? You disobedient ungrateful little bitch. After all we did for you. Look at all our effort. We see now that the real issue in your marriage is not that your husband is a cheater but that he is married to a woman who has over stepped her bounds of authority. The best way to deal with this is to support him and encourage him to take authority over you and if you submit all will be well and if you don’t well your a lost cause and we will encourage him to find a more submissive partner.

Yep the day I filed for divorce, without any shame he sat in front of me and flirted with the woman who is now his girlfriend, he got served a week later but I should have waited and not been so impulsive.

Thankful
Thankful
8 years ago
Reply to  Thankful

I forgot the first reason I was given.
I was curious! WTF? at that point you were a 34 yr old father of 3. Not 15

Elizabeth Lee
Elizabeth Lee
8 years ago
Reply to  Thankful

Oh. Good. Grief. Church “elders” who say that kind of crap are having affairs themselves. They’re setting a precedent so when they get caught they can use the same lines.

LadyStrange
LadyStrange
8 years ago

I was in a fog for quite some time after I found out about his ‘new phone’ he was using to sext other women. When I confronted him – somehow it was MY fault he got this phone. He needed someone to talk to! Get a Psychiatrist you psycho! Then after asking him to go to marriage counseling and I ended up going alone because he was too busy playing pool with his friends, I found him emailing women on his Yahoo account that I didn’t know about! What was the excuse there? Instead he was asking me what I was doing in HIS PERSONAL stuff? Excuse me dumb ass – this is a laptop we all shared and I wasn’t “LOOKING” for anything – it just popped up (he forgot to shut it down!) Strike 2. I saw a lawyer 2 months later…. still trying to hold on a little – he is still sexting other women. He claims he needs ‘to talk to SOMEBODY’ about the ficticious ‘affair’ I have been blamed for for 15 YEARS! He is an idiot. But good thing I held on because I got knowledgable in divorce laws and plan to take that asshole DOWN!

Donna
Donna
8 years ago
Reply to  LadyStrange

Cheater always blamed the affairs on me and said I needed to work on myself. If you find yourself in this situation you are more than likely with a narcissist. I did work on myself and his cheating should have been a deal breaker. He never changed his behavior. Prolonging the inevitable causes more pain. Leaving is the best course of action.

Lina
Lina
8 years ago
Reply to  LadyStrange

I saw an email too. He swore up and down he just “forgot” to close it. In hindsight there is no way I believe it. It was left on purpose for me to see. No one with half a brain would take a chance sending an oh so secret email on a shared computer. He had access to email on his Kindle which I never touched. If I was going to do something that sneaky (which thankfully I never have) you better believe I wouldn’t have used any computer/phone/tablet he had access to. He just took the cowardly way out by leaving it for me to see before skipping off to work.

The kicker is that he was sitting there typing this email while enjoying the homemade chicken salad sandwiches I’d made him. Crazy evil.

LadyStrange
LadyStrange
8 years ago
Reply to  Lina

Lina – I do think it was an ‘accident’ on his part he left his Yahoo account open because within 2 months he had gone to Bestbuy and ‘recycled’ that particular laptop and purchased HIMSELF a new one. His new one needs a password – NOBODY in our family knows the password. I had to go purchase my own laptop for my own and my daughters use. My son had already purchased his own as well….. We went from 1 laptop that all 4 of us shared to each of us having our own within 2 months of finding my husband working his shit on his Yahoo account. Loser.

Lina
Lina
8 years ago
Reply to  LadyStrange

I guess maybe besides being dumb they are just really lazy.

AnyBee
AnyBee
8 years ago
Reply to  LadyStrange

Dump him.

Jen
Jen
8 years ago
Reply to  Lina

My aunt had a secret cellphone that was for her Catholic priest. They are such a devout family. They are still together, I think just because they don’t want to admitt there are sinners amongst them.

My aunt also told my cousin that the female orgasm is a “myth.” I actually feel bad for my aunt, five kids later and her husband tricked my elderly mother out of signing over her portion of the house their parents left them. But I doubt that priest will deliver either.

Maree
Maree
8 years ago
Reply to  Jen

“Myth”? I must have a fantastic imagination !! 🙂

Jen
Jen
8 years ago
Reply to  Maree

Her name us actually “Mary” and I just feel bad for her. She is obviously not happy with her husband who is not a good person, but pretends to be, like my mother. Narcissism is a disease in my family.

But the priest? Now that shit is just weird. People that hide behind religion are the worst of the worst. It isn’t about any specific religion per say, just using a doctrine to bully people or feign superiority.

unicornomore
unicornomore
8 years ago
Reply to  Jen

My parents had a couple they were friends with in their early years…the wife eventually ran off with their Priest. When she told my mom the story, she laughed and laughed at how ironic it all was.

A few years later they reconnected with that woman’s exhusband who suffered the double whammy of being chumped by his wife and his Priest. He sat at my parents table and wept – when he could tell his marriage was falling apart, he went to his Priest for guidance. He was spousally and spiritually abused during his chumping. poor guy…and he was a nice fellow.

The contrast between the laughing cheater and weeping chump never left me…and that was YEARS before I was chumped.

Jen
Jen
8 years ago
Reply to  unicornomore

Yes religion can be a very evil thing. I never needed any book or building to teach me the difference between right and wrong. I just knew.

newchumpatl
newchumpatl
8 years ago

OMG.. our “marriage industrial complex” MC is doing this VERY thing with H. Buying his version of events lock, stock and barrel and challenging him very little. I am about fed up with it.

Tempest
Tempest
8 years ago
Reply to  newchumpatl

DUMP THE THERAPIST (and the cheater). I’m in the profession, and anyone who engages in blame-the-victim (you) needs to have their license revoked. Pronto.

Believe me–you’ll feel better when you’re free of both of them.

LovedAJackass
LovedAJackass
8 years ago
Reply to  Tempest

You know, Tempest, I don’t get it why so many therapists/marriage counselors take the cheater side. Seems like a horrific lack of insight and empathy at work there.

kb
kb
8 years ago
Reply to  LovedAJackass

I think KarenE nails it. Many marriage counselors are used to dealing with relationships where spouses need to learn to communicate more effectively in order to build a better marriage. Better communication lets them negotiate issues like career stress, family stress, “growing apart,” etc. However, when you’re dealing with a disordered person or someone whose sense of entitlement means they discount other people’s perspectives, that kind of approach is ineffective.

Datdamwuf
Datdamwuf
8 years ago
Reply to  kb

Many MC’s are super invested in saving marriages, the time sunken issue. My MC was all about that, ” you’ve been together so many years obviously you have something worth saving” shit. No, no we don’t.

KarenE
KarenE
8 years ago
Reply to  LovedAJackass

The way usually deals with infidelity really pisses me off, too. But I don’t think most therapists are doing this knowingly.

I think it’s more because they are taught how to deal with ‘neurotic’ people, not character disordered ones. They assume everyone has a heart, somewhere hidden away, you just have to work on getting to it. They’re also taught that ‘each partner had a role in the disintegration of the relationship’ crap in their training, and swallow it without asking where the RESEARCH is on this issue, and whether there are exceptions (like for Personality Disorders).

It’s not actually worth their while to stretch therapy out; they make a lot more money getting people happier fast, ’cause then those happier people send along all their friends and relatives!

LovedAJackass
LovedAJackass
8 years ago
Reply to  KarenE

You are probably right, KarenE. But I am so glad that my therapist’s initial reaction was, “You can never go back.”

Lyn
Lyn
8 years ago
Reply to  LovedAJackass
not Juliet
not Juliet
8 years ago
Reply to  Lyn

Good articles.

Friend
Friend
8 years ago
Reply to  not Juliet

Absolutely fascinating! The more powerless a person is to stop an assault, the more he/she blames the victim.
Now, perhaps I can forgive a few more people.

Jen
Jen
8 years ago
Reply to  LovedAJackass

Because they don’t want to wrap that shit up and help you, they want you to be furthur fucked up and pay for more hours. The real job is to help in a way that does not necessitate the job.

Jen
Jen
8 years ago
Reply to  newchumpatl

What a waste of money.

newchumpatl
newchumpatl
8 years ago
Reply to  Jen

Yes it is.

Miss Sunshine
Miss Sunshine
8 years ago
Reply to  newchumpatl

What a waste of your good will, as well.

Leolion
Leolion
8 years ago

I am in Limbo. My counselor told me that yesterday. I found out only 3 months ago, there are the kids to worry about and our finances. I did see a lawyer. We have spilt our money and I told him that I am moving out in June.

Why do I feel in Limbo? Because he is sorry, of the kids, of the 17 years of shared history (of course minus serial cheating which I knew nothing about) and what if he actually changes.

I know I feel lost and stupid but I am getting stronger everyday. I still look at him and she the husband that I fell in love with and created this family with. Then I am waiting for some Grand Gesture that makes me go…yep….it is worth it to work this out. He is so very sorry….he has cried….think of the happy kids.

Limbo sucks but I am fooling myself I know. My counselor asked me where I see myself in 5 years and I don’t see it with him honestly. She asked what do I want for MY life not his. I want trust again, loyalty, love without this crap.

He asked what he could possibly do to prove it to me that he is in this. I said Marriage counseling. That was 3 weeks ago and nothing has changed. My descision is getting easier everyday by his sweeping this shit under the carpet. This site has helped so much. Thank you everyone!!

mgirontree
mgirontree
8 years ago
Reply to  Leolion

LeoLion, stay strong. I was where you are now 2 years ago and I was fooled back into the marriage. I am 2 years older (48) and now I am going back to my original gut feeling that he will never change. It’s in his nature to cheat and lie he can’t help it, he doesn’t understand, he is a narcissist, no empathy, no morals. 23 years of marriage to a narcissist will make you do insane things, like hang around for 2 years in hopes of a miracle.

LovedAJackass
LovedAJackass
8 years ago
Reply to  mgirontree

Two years? He will never change. But you can, because you are strong and smart.

ANC
ANC
8 years ago
Reply to  Leolion

Leolion,
I spent a yr in limbo land mainly to get stuff in order and to see via his intensive IC and MC over the last 12 mths what kind of clown I am dealing with. Really, your cheater is very worried about his image to your kids. He should have considered what kind of role model he is BEFORE he began screwing around.

Make sure to find a family therapist to help your kids deal with their shattered ideas and memories of what they thought their father was. This is my huge scary issue for me. Just as you ask yourself, WTF is this guy? So will your kids. So very sad.

If he isn’t working on finding a therapist, he has already shown you that he’d rather you sweep this under the rug and pretend life is all gooood.

Stay focused on your future without the clown. Living in Limbo is soul crushing for the chump. The cheater is still eating cake.

Drew
Drew
8 years ago
Reply to  ANC

Okay, this resonates, ANC, “Just as you ask yourself WhoTF is this guy? So will your kids.” Cheaters spend a great deal of time planning…days, weeks, months, years and they do this to the detriment of loving family members. My ex was there, husband, father of three, going through the motions, until one day he wasn’t. (Great big signs of a cheater were there but sometimes it really just looks like a normal life…busy.) Dday was the day he walked out (he knew cheating was my deal breaker). Twenty eight years together and I no longer pretend that that man ever loved me…I mean what kind of person abandons their entire family? Looking back I can see how he fooled me, but I will never forgive him the hurt he has caused our innocent children.

mary
mary
8 years ago
Reply to  Drew

One therapist asked me if I had ever really known this man. In spite of decades together the truthful answer to that is NO.
I lived in limbo of one sort or another for the whole marriage. After his first long term affair – that I know of – nothing really changed. Just the same old life with all the horror, pain and insecurity of the affair added to the existing problems.
There were practical reasons for staying. My kids were small. I had no paid work. I did not want to accept the truth. I chose to demonise the woman involved instead of looking at the behaviour of my husband.
Yes, he was a timid forest creature in “reconciliation”. None of his promises came to anything much and when I called him in on it he blamed me for “setting things back”, being needy and not letting it go.
I tiptoed around while he lamented the loss of his married co-worker who had babysat our children, exposed layers of deception, went on miserable weekends away in the name of trying…none of it worked.
He done it again on a bigger scale with another married co-worker who had also babysat for us….while we attended MC lol!!
He is now with her and we are divorcing. He claims to have undergone a character transplant so I wish her luck with that.

Donna
Donna
8 years ago
Reply to  Leolion

What are his consequences when he cheats? Why move out of your home? If you have been a faithful partner and taking care of your family and your spouse cheats he should move out.

Nothing pleased the x and a month before DDay he wanted to suddenly buy a two family home. When I said maybe in a year he went ahead and tried to get financed without my income. He was unable to get financed because was self employed. Next, he said he was downsizing and was going to get a studio apartment and I could sleep there. What? He said I could put the furniture in storage. I held my ground and stayed in my home. Then it all made sense. He wanted me out if the house because he had made big plans with his pig. He didn’t want to pay the bills and bed down with his whore.

Now almost a year later he lives in her hellhole apartment and wishes he had a nice home and his loving family back. Never again. Those are the consequences of cheating.

LovedAJackass
LovedAJackass
8 years ago
Reply to  Leolion

Leolion, honey, get a divorce. If he is truly remorseful you can watch from your safe, secure home, where you can heal and get perspective. While you are living with someone, he can continue to gaslight you, blame you directly or indirectly for his failing, and play the martyr card. He can continue to appeal to your shattered dreams of a wonderful marriage and intact family. Meanwhile, my guess is that he has kibble and cake supply going elsewhere, even if it is on temporary hold.

Trust your gut. He’s a serial cheater. He is not likely to change. And if he does “change” after divorce, you will need at least a couple of years to test out his transformation. You can always get married again if he gets help and squares his life around. I’d say the chances of that are slim to none.

CalamityJane
CalamityJane
8 years ago
Reply to  LovedAJackass

Sound advice, LAJ.

“…you can watch from your safe, secure home, where you can heal and get perspective.”

I hope everyone who is in limbo reads and rereads this.

Jen
Jen
8 years ago
Reply to  Leolion

He did it because he is capable of it. He will be capable of it again in the future. We all have temptations. The temptation to potentially hurt someone I love isn’t worth it to me.

My ex was not the best sex I ever had, but that meant less to me than having someone I love in my life. Cheaters are always looking for something better. If you don’t know, no one is hurt while they bide their time figuring out what will be best for them.

MrsVain
MrsVain
8 years ago
Reply to  Jen

boyman would actually tell my kids “what your mother doesnt know wont hurt her”

i hate that attitude.

KK
KK
8 years ago
Reply to  Leolion

Leolion, I really relate to what you said about waiting… hoping for that grand gesture. I’m not sure what I expected, but I wanted something that assured me he was truly repentant & totally recommitted to our marriage & family. I never got anything like that. Instead, I discovered he had never stopped seeing the OW. This was about 4 months after DDay # 1; the day before Thanksgiving. I made the decision that day that I was done. I allowed him to stay in the house until the holidays were over, knowing this would be my children’s last Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years as an intact family. I made him leave several days after the New Year. He begged me not to… He was sorry, would change… But I knew the truth. That was over 3 years ago. In retrospect, I think I made the best decision of the only 2 sucky options I had. This has been the worst experience of my life. I would not wish it on anyone. Being in limbo is awful. In my opinion, making the decision to divorce is just as bad but I couldn’t continue the way we were. HE is the one who destroyed the marriage when he cheated. It ended then. I just made it a formality. My prayers are with you. It is a very tough situation no matter what you decide. Hugs!

Jen
Jen
8 years ago
Reply to  KK

KK you made the right choice. You can not treat people like collateral and expect them to stay.

Scott
Scott
8 years ago

I started the divorce process 4 days after dday, the earliest i could get in to see my lawyer. Figured even if i were to reconcile it would happen on my terms. Since im divorced, she obviously did not meet my terms.

Kellyp
Kellyp
8 years ago
Reply to  Scott

^This should be everyone’s path. You know how they say a cheater always affairs down? That’s because they married up. Just my personal experience but I have yet to see a “chump” who married up. 100% of the ones I know can and do better on their next partner.

LovedAJackass
LovedAJackass
8 years ago
Reply to  Kellyp

I think a lot of cheaters “cheat down” because they can’t manage to sustain intimacy and their chump partners can–so we keep pressing them for it. When they cheat, they are seeking their own level…

Roberta
Roberta
8 years ago
Reply to  LovedAJackass

I absolutely agree that these cheaters affair down. I know my ex did. She is butt ugly and has opened her enormous checkbook to him. Our ink wasn’t dry on our final settlement and she bought him a car ! This OW has no idea that Mr. Cheater pants sleds money like shit going through a tin horn and it’s even better when it’s someone else’s money! But she seems to enjoy buying him all sorts of things, paid his legal fees for the divorce, paid his tuition to finish his PhD, repaired his car after he wrecked it, buys him clothes etc. He loves money! I wonder what is going to happen once the money is gone? But right now he has this stupid OW believing that he “loves” her so if she is that stupid it’s on her! He’s happy right now because he has control of her and her bank account!

cheaterssuck
cheaterssuck
8 years ago
Reply to  Roberta

We may have been married to the same dude Roberta! After I found out about the affair and “we” decided to work it out, I asked him if we should “burn our marital bed” which was the closest I could get to ask him if they had sex on it.

He said “No, she has lots of money so she always paid for the hotels. When her parents die she’s going to get a lot more.” There were literal dollar signs that popped up in his eyeballs just like a cartoon character.

After we divorced three years later, you can bet your sweet ass he latched onto her again. They are living together and I’m sure he’s demanding control of her money. Best wishes for a wonderful life schmoopies!

Donna
Donna
8 years ago
Reply to  LovedAJackass

LovedAJackass, they do trade down especially when they get older. My friend said, I never knew what you saw in him. Now that I’m divorced and see what he is with I know he needed someone at his level of immaturity. Their pickings become scarce when they are grown men with childish ideals.

Wow33
Wow33
8 years ago
Reply to  Donna

My Ex traded up. I was a hairstylist and she is a nurce. He would tell me the last few years while in the affair, that I could have done better in my job and do something that pays better. I could never figure out where this was coming from.But he traded down on morals. She is married ,2 kids and getting a divorce to be with looser!!!

LovedAJackass
LovedAJackass
8 years ago
Reply to  Wow33

I don’t think of “trading up” or “down” as involving money or looks or age. Trading down is moving from someone who is mature and capable of honesty, loyalty and commitment to someone who is essentially an adolescent or worse in moral and emotional development. So if she was cheating to be with your X, or breaking up her family for him, he traded down. For sure.

Jen
Jen
8 years ago
Reply to  LovedAJackass

I do not think they really put that much thought into it.

The OW looks like a horse in her facebook photo. It’s a closeup, there are a few, so I know it’s jot just a bad shot. I heard her voice/vernacular in her voice mails. If she was ever educated, it was dumbed down with drugs, but my impression is her IQ was never high. Pretty sure, as I’ve known a smart druggie or two.

She is a step down, and it puzzles me. I don’t think he thought that deeply into it. I think he just feels like he won when he fucks someone. He hates me for being smarter, but it’s not about that.

hurt1
hurt1
8 years ago
Reply to  Jen

One of ex’s spews after dday was that since I had more education than he did (ex-BS/engineering, me BA/history & MA/art history), I should be bringing in the big bucks as well. He would often comment on how smart I was (good memory, full of useless info if you ask me) but then ended up with a dumb subordinate at his job.

ChumpFromF
ChumpFromF
8 years ago
Reply to  Kellyp

Very interesting point you are making, Kellyp.

Red
Red
8 years ago
Reply to  Kellyp

I have yet to meet a cheater who affaired up, because no one worth having would intrude on another person’s marriage.

Lizzy
Lizzy
8 years ago
Reply to  Red

They cheat down because they want the kibbles an easy conquest can provide.

Nat1
Nat1
8 years ago
Reply to  Lizzy

I think too it makes them feel better about themselves to be with someone less educated, attractive, experienced etc they can feel superior where you and I would n’t take their shit and would call them on it. they in turn look up to cheaterpants, because they have poor self esteem due to being less educated, attractive, experienced.

OWife is 27 years younger than my x. I’m guessing she thought she was getting security and comfort….luckyher at 22 to make such a good catch, had to get pregnant to close the deal. Don’t think anyof them got what they thought, but I do pity that baby.

Donna
Donna
8 years ago
Reply to  Red

Yes red!

Jen
Jen
8 years ago
Reply to  Red

Thank you Red. It’s not like there isn’t a whole planet full of people out there.

Beth
Beth
8 years ago
Reply to  Kellyp

Very true! I just found out the ow that the ex married and now has 2 kids (very young) is about 18 years YOUNGER than him. When they started to “date” she was 18/19 years old and he was in his late 30’s. She has not education besides High School and no formal job training. Both look poor in health now but they are always smiling on the family pictures. What do they have in common? What do they talk about? For me I have remarried to a wonderful person that makes my life a lot calmer and my life now is so much better. I have remarried so far up that I cannot even see the ground now. lol.

Kira
Kira
8 years ago
Reply to  Beth

Ew. I’m always weirded out about big age differences for the reasons you mentioned – What do they have in common? What do they talk about? But for the ones with the big age differences that hook up when the younger ones are 18-21 really creep me out. There’s a world of difference between the life experience of the average 18-21 year old, and a 35-40 year old.

Beth
Beth
8 years ago
Reply to  Kira

Thank you Kira for your reply. I fully agree with you. I have no clue what this is all about and even what both of these sickos are thinking or feeling. Maybe it is a good age to “groom” a young girl and to control her in what he wants. When the ex and started our relationship that was our age. I was 18/19 and he was 19/20. He was/is very controlling type of person, a sweet/smooth talker, a charmer. When I found out about his 1st affair (this young girl was to my knowledge is the 2nd affair but to be honest with you there was more and hopefully is more on her time) So I’m thinking he doesn’t want to get old or feel old. He had a very hard time with seeing his looks fading! When we were together he lost all of his hair on his head. I said it fell down to his back, chest and his ass. ha! It was a touchy subject in our house the losing all of his hair on his head. From what I can see with some pictures I have see both are in very poor health with being very obese and his looks well…..his outsides look like his insides now butt ugly!!!!! But really what would a 35-40 year old man have in common with a 18-21 year old child. Her frontal lobe (her brain) isn’t fully developed and she is still reasoning like a 12 year old child. Now they have 2 kids. I’m not sure to laugh or pray for this her and her children she has with this loser. I’m pretty sure both will cheat on each other. Well that’s my hope. I’m really hoping one of these or both of these old sayings come true and soon for them…….Once a cheater always a cheater or this good old saying What he will do with you , he will do to you!!!!

Jen
Jen
8 years ago
Reply to  Beth

I have had a few old men not comprehend how I was not interested in them. I grew to understand this over time and friendship with them. One had quite a few stories to tell about cheating on his ex wife and many girlfriends. I found them amusing, like I would an old movie, certainly was not interested. He said its not so weird in other countries to have a huge age difference. Said he had a Russian girlfriend in her twenties, he was sixtyish.

Must’ve wanted a green card is all I can think.

Jen
Jen
8 years ago
Reply to  Jen

I don’t feel sad for this man because he was trying to “groom” me. He did not ever care about me I’m sure. If I had been interested (gross) he would have quickly lost interest.

I don’t think you can miss something you never had (a heart). I am realizing my ex may have had a heart a long time ago, but he killed with drugs. It can’t be revived. I am sad, but I need to move on.

Beth
Beth
8 years ago
Reply to  Jen

Hi Jen and thank you! There are some real sick people in this world. I have to agree with you on the green card part. lol! It’s so sad that these people will never truly understand what it means to be really loved and how to return that level of love also. I know these people have a disorder but it’s so sad at the same time all they do is destroy and don’t add anything good to the world then they get away with it also. Where is the karma with these sad people?

Beth
Beth
8 years ago
Reply to  Beth

Sorry correction…she has no education besides High School….Both look in poor health due to be very over weight but they are always smiling in their family pictures. Fake…fake that is him!!!!

KK
KK
8 years ago
Reply to  Kellyp

So true, Kellyp. At the end, my ex would go back & forth between saying how sorry he was to extreme rage. He said if we separated I would never find anyone like him ever again. I remember laughing and saying how right I hoped he was.

Donna
Donna
8 years ago
Reply to  KK

KK, I hope I NEVER find anyone like my x. A teenager trapped in a man’s body.

TheBetterJamie
TheBetterJamie
8 years ago
Reply to  KK

Lol KK, my STBX told me, while not being able to maintain eye contact, that he was a good husband to me. I damn near fell over laughing!

If lying, verbal abuse, infidelity, covert abuse, etc, etc, etc is the standard for a good husband I’ll just remain a single mom….

TimeHeals
TimeHeals
8 years ago
Reply to  TheBetterJamie

I hear ya. I have been divorced 2 years, and me and my dogs get along just fine. My ex-wife is perfectly entitled to whatever drama she manages to create wherever she manages to create it so long as it is far from me.

Happily single.

TheBetterJamie
TheBetterJamie
8 years ago
Reply to  TimeHeals

Amen, TH! I’ve regained my peaceful existence.
STBX can wallow in his sociopathy.

Rachel
Rachel
8 years ago
Reply to  TheBetterJamie

Same!

Donna
Donna
8 years ago
Reply to  TheBetterJamie

Life is so much better and peaceful now. I have a cheater free life!

betrayedfriend
betrayedfriend
8 years ago

“You don’t see remorse? Don’t wait around for it to emerge from the fog. You don’t see it because it doesn’t exist”

This is the part that I keep kicking myself for. I was the one in the fog, I was the one that didn’t want to see – that HE DIDN’T HAVE ANY REMORSE. I was such a state of denial, I didn’t WANT to see it. Oh, I wish I had found this site, so that I could wake the fuck up. I wouldn’t of wasted 1yr + in Limbo, waiting for him to choose me, waiting for him to go NC. He used to tell me “I’ll go NC when I’m ready to, you can’t force me, it needs to come from me” and I was such a chump that I actually thought that made sense, because I didn’t want to force him to be with me, instead of changing the narrative and force him to leave sooner, because he showed no remorse. He was such a coward, still is!

NCStevie
NCStevie
8 years ago
Reply to  betrayedfriend

“You don’t see remorse? Don’t wait around for it to emerge from the fog. You don’t see it because it doesn’t exist”

^^^THIS^^^ My cheater showed ZERO remorse, he did muster up some half assed “apology” via text war once or twice. Honestly, sometimes I think the lack of remorse hurts worse than their fucking around. He’s been gone over 4 months now and I still can’t wrap my head around it, when we DO have to be around each other he behaves as though he’s done nothing…. like nothing at all happened and we are great friends. I hate it.

LovedAJackass
LovedAJackass
8 years ago
Reply to  NCStevie

When they want to be friends, just squash that idea like a cockroach in your kitchen. A friend doesn’t lie, cheat, gaslight, and abandon the chump and the family. Don’t interact. Don’t react. Don’t look at the cheater. And by all means, no texting or FB or other social media. It’s the one time in life when the permanent cold shoulder is totally appropriate because you are doing it to enforce a boundary, not to get a reaction.

TheBetterJamie
TheBetterJamie
8 years ago
Reply to  NCStevie

NC, mine behaves the same way. This week alone I’ve gotten an abusive email from his lawyer to mine with all kinds of wild accusations and he filed for an emergency petition to decide if I’ll be forced to sell the house my daughter and I live in (and I pay for) just so he can get some money, that court appearance occurs tomorrow morning. All that and he acts like we are buddies.

I wish he’d choke on all the bullshit he spews.

Tempest
Tempest
8 years ago
Reply to  TheBetterJamie

TheBetterJamie–good luck tomorrow! I hope you give him a lesson he won’t forget.

TheBetterJamie
TheBetterJamie
8 years ago
Reply to  Tempest

Thanks guys! I have a good feeling but I never want to be too confident. We all know anything can happen.

I do hope he looks like a real prick in the courtroom, though. It’s been a year since they bent him over on the child support ruling so apparently he’s had enough time to forget that ass beating and try for another round.

Thankful
Thankful
8 years ago
Reply to  TheBetterJamie

All the best for tomorrow, people who work in family law are not stupid and have seen it all before unfortunately. Hang in there, praying they see through your cheater.

When we are forced to deal with stupid cheaters we are forced to be all smiles.
But I have come to realise that if you are dealing with a dysfunctional cheater it does not matter how you react they will spin it to meet their narrative.
And then continue on as if they did nothing to create the issue.

I am not a Taylor S fan but two of her songs are on high rotation at the moment. Due to their lyrics
“I knew you were trouble” and
“Bad Blood”

Lina
Lina
8 years ago
Reply to  TheBetterJamie

Before leaving after months of abuse he said he wished me well. This while actively planning to hide assets and put me and my elderly father out on the street. If that was wishing me well….

Then I got the sad sausage, “now you’ll hate me forever…” Ya think?

He wanted to stay friends to for image control but no way! He’s not getting that ever. He wanted me gone from his life so I am GONE.

TheBetterJamie
TheBetterJamie
8 years ago
Reply to  Lina

Lina, they claim to care about us but they sure have a funny way of showing it…lol

Drew
Drew
8 years ago
Reply to  TheBetterJamie

Yes, Mr. “I just want you to be happy” annihilated my finances too before skipping off into the sunset with his stupid cheating racquetball partner. Thank You for blowing up My Life, asshole. And No, I don’t want to be your friend.

betrayedfriend
betrayedfriend
8 years ago
Reply to  NCStevie

Because if they act like we’re friends then they don’t have to face themselves. “oh what I did wasn’t all that bad, she’s fine now”

Yes, the remorse part, really hit one day, In the midst of all this limbo, I went to a religious retreat, and he was asked to write me a heartfelt letter. What a great opportunity for him to SHOW real remorse, nope – it still was all about him and wrote in some bs about me being a great wife and great mother. I knew then for sure that he was either the stupidest person on earth or had absolutely no remorse whatsoever.

This shit that we go through, its a process, I wish we didn’t have to go through so much shit, to make us stronger and mightier, but we do, and eventually we’ll get to the other side of this shit sandwich.

SphinxMoth
SphinxMoth
8 years ago
Reply to  betrayedfriend

The acting like BFFs—is a tactic. Mine used (still does, when he desperately wants something) this all of the time.

It’s to blunt your anger. You can’t hurt a friend, can you? What kind of person are you that you would hurt someone who is just trying to be nice to you? I mean, really–would you smack a puppy just for wanting a belly rub? Look at that puppy face! And that soft puppy belly that they’re showing you right now! How can you be MAD at that!!

Yep. Then I started connecting how he acted during the time of the affair. It’s interesting to remember events during the time they were lying to your face. How sincere! The nice little things, like getting me tea in the morning–just how I like it! Listening to my stories of my irksome work colleagues, letting me ramble on and on and on….the whole time he was just waiting until I went to work so he could go over to her house and screw—he knew it and he delighted in it–and he kept up the straight face and the oh-so-attentive niceties…..TO KEEP ME UNSUSPECTING.

After D-Day #1, it was all about tamping down, controlling and diverting my anger. When you’re constantly in someone’s space, talking to them, making the sad puppy face and saying you’re sorry—you can begin to wear that person’s resolve down. It’s exactly what he did and he still does when he gets the chance—-talktalktalktalktalktalk, do a nice little thing, talktalktalktalktalk, sad puppy face, talktalktalktalktalk—and he never actually says ANYTHING of consequence.

Try this. Didn’t work? Okay. Try that. Not yet? Okay. Try another tack. I see a little crack of light here! Keep pounding away. Uh oh, she’s getting mad and frustrated—she might be seeing through what I’m doing—back off! back off! back off!

It’s all manipulative and contrived BULLSHIT.

Kick that motherfucker (or motherfucktress, whichever!) out and change the goddamn locks. This crap I was fed about “quitting on my vows” and “letting everyone down”—BULLSHIT.

Can I get a permit for bagging these timid forest creatures?

TheBetterJamie
TheBetterJamie
8 years ago
Reply to  SphinxMoth

SM, took the words from my mouth! I literally posted in the forum tonight about my STBX playing fake friend sues with me. Makes me gag!

TheBetterJamie
TheBetterJamie
8 years ago
Reply to  TheBetterJamie

*friendsies…dammit

Roberta
Roberta
8 years ago
Reply to  SphinxMoth

SphinxMoth, yes indeed you can get a permit to bag these TFCs! But it looks a bit different than most permits. It looks more like a divorce that has been legally filed. But wait, the good news is you get to “hunt” them down in a controlled environment and then skin them for all they have! Yep! It’s called a courtroom! Everyone should try it! I found it a delightful outing and was well worth my time! His hide paid big dividends! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Drew
Drew
8 years ago
Reply to  Roberta

Roberta, you have a great settlement? 🙂 Congrats. I wish all family courts were fair, my ex left his family homeless. Working hard though to own again.

Mind Logic
Mind Logic
8 years ago
Reply to  SphinxMoth

SphinxMoth, your post is SPOT ON. This is exactly what he did down to the damn tea!!!! Did we marry clones?

Plus he is passive aggressive to the hilt at home… Not at work and not with anyone else… But myself n the kids… First thing I did was to stop enabling his passive aggressiveness. Then told him to fuck off EVERYTIME I saw that puppy face… That meant zero communication … That’s what got me to see clearly… Shutting him up was like someone hit the mute on my drama…. Peace!!!!!

Wow33
Wow33
8 years ago
Reply to  Mind Logic

My jerk Ex never use to be in nice to me when I was sick. Typical Narc had no empathy. Made me feel guilty for beeing sick!!
Then during our fake reconciliation ( while he was still seeing her)I had a bad cold he made me tea !!! Never ever never in the 20 plus years married did he do that before!! He was just manipulating me:(
I did the pick me dance for 9 months and filled. He was gaslighting me manipulating me plus a dose of character assassination to friends and family.Now realize I was married to a covert narcissist!!

Donna
Donna
8 years ago
Reply to  SphinxMoth

SphinxMoth, they are so delusional to think we would want to maintain a friendship. They lost the playbook with the poor me narrative a devoted loyal spouse provided when they were married. What can they say now that they have to rewrite the script?

Lyn
Lyn
8 years ago

Here’s a typical article about surviving betrayal. http://greatergood.berkeley.edu/article/item/surviving_betrayal

It even states:

“Researcher Martin Seligman advises that people try to think of their partners’ flaws in non-absolute terms. For example, try to see the affair as a terrible mistake, one which you may or may not have had some complicity creating.”

IMO, as a chump I was already all too willing to take the blame. Instead, what I needed was someone to say “look, you had nothing to do with his decision to betray and lie to you, that is on him.” What I needed was someone who pointed out that I had already put up with too much shit and didn’t need to take it any more.

Tempest
Tempest
8 years ago
Reply to  Lyn

Aah–just twigged. Seligman is a cheater himself, I’ll bet (professors being second most likely profession to cheat).

FoolMeTwice
FoolMeTwice
8 years ago
Reply to  Tempest

What’s the first?

Tempest
Tempest
8 years ago
Reply to  Lyn

Well, my view of Seligman just tanked. The man who gave us the useful concept of “learned helplessness” to explain chump behavior, depression, etc., then advocates blaming the victim? Fuck that. I guess he thought his dogs in the original learned helplessness experiment “caused” themselves to be shocked? No–HE did that to them (just like cheaters cause their own cheating).

RockStarWife
RockStarWife
8 years ago
Reply to  Tempest

As a (former) psychology researcher, I am shocked and dismayed that Seligman would espouse the view that adultery is a mistake. I call adultery an intentional act. I would like to hear an explanation from him.

LovedAJackass
LovedAJackass
8 years ago
Reply to  RockStarWife

I do like the idea of “learned helplessness.” It’s a soul-sucking danger for people in any situation, but especially dangerous for chumps who know they should leave but are “helpless” and believe they can’t manage life without the cheater.

TimeHeals
TimeHeals
8 years ago
Reply to  Tracy Schorn

I can’t seem to remember conspiring to troll facebook and find my ex boyfriends, making hundreds of calls and sending texts all while carrying on as though things were just peachy, etc, etc.

I do remember that when she thought she had another sucker hooked, the fangs and claws came out though.

Thankful
Thankful
8 years ago
Reply to  TimeHeals

I do remember that when she thought she had another sucker hooked, the fangs and claws came out though.

Change the ” she” to “he”
And you have it spot on.

You are the love of their lives till they realise you will not cover their shit by laying down your life unconditionally. Then they find someone else to be the love of their lives, and because that new victim is special anything that happened before them can’t be the cheaters fault because the cheater wouldn’t do it to them.
It must be you.

WhichWayDidSheGo
WhichWayDidSheGo
8 years ago
Reply to  Thankful

Your last paragraph is gold. I was a willing believer that things would be different with me because our relationship was somehow different than those she’d had in the past. And it was. Until it wasn’t. D’oh!

JC
JC
8 years ago

I fell for it.

“No one can make any decisions until the cheater stabilizes!”

Yes, I heard that from our first MC. Literally, at the end of the last session, he said that no one should make any decisions or changes because things are very unstable right now. So, my wife should not end her emotional affair (ahem, it was physical, but we couldn’t *prove* it) until stability was returned.

Then, with our second MC, I was told not to bring up the affair anymore. It was over (a lie, again), so why didn’t I move on already? Why did I keep bringing it up. She said she’s sorry — isn’t that enough? Yes, she’s saying she’s sorry while lying about still having an affair, and she’s demanding an open marriage, and she’s blameshifting. But she’s sorry!

Finally, by the time I’d decided to divorce and was just getting my life in order before I told my wife, she wrote, “I hope to be in a more stable place soon.” In other words…keep on waiting, patient chump. I’ve got you where I want you, and the best way for me to maintain my affair is to keep up this facade of being “unstable” and needing help.

But, by then I realized the tactic for what it was, and I was on my way out the door. So long, slut!

Tempest
Tempest
8 years ago
Reply to  JC

I’m sorry JC. You were failed by not just one, but two mental health “professionals” (if one uses that term loosely).

JC
JC
8 years ago
Reply to  Tempest

Tempest, it was a truly eye-opening experience. As with all professions, there’s a lot of trashy workers out there. I just wanted to believe they were somehow better.

And I understand that therapists have to engage in all that FOO exploration; I even understand that they may be dumb enough to (1) believe a lying cheater (after all, I was dumb enough), and (2) believe that “both” people contributed to the affair. I get it–they’re not perfect.

But saying that the affair should continue for fear of making any sudden moves, or telling me to “stop talking about it and move on,” that’s not marriage counseling, at all! It’s…cheater coddling, plain and simple. It’s saying, “Well, the chump is clearly the stronger person in this relationship. So, let’s put even more on his shoulders so the cheater can feel better about herself.”

That’s just…nonsense!

newchumpatl
newchumpatl
8 years ago
Reply to  JC

Good for YOU.

Movingon@51
Movingon@51
8 years ago

My ex upon discovery, didn’t want a divorce, but left me and our children and ” wanted time and space” to figure out what he wanted. Yeah right, he wanted to go have his affair uninterrupted and then come home to his loving family when he was done. Such entitlement!!! I also remember him justifying his affair by saying he’d worked so hard and looked after all of us his whole life and really felt he needed something for himself. I was gob smacked … Just what does he think I’ve been doing all those years? Sitting home eating bonbons? Glad to be rid of the arrogant arsehole! I started the ball rolling for divorce within the first month and left him with no choice! He stalled and dragged the divorce on for years but it’s been done and over with for over a year now. Just heard he’s marrying the AP or that theyre ‘engaged.’ Doubt he had any choice with that one either, apparently she’d been pressuring him for a long time.

RockStarWife
RockStarWife
8 years ago
Reply to  Movingon@51

I also heard the ‘need time and space’ argument–although he had been gone for most of a decade! I got the ‘need to do something for myself, need to be happy’ statement, as well. Good for you for starting the divorce within a month! Wish that I had!

CalamityJane
CalamityJane
8 years ago

Timid forest creatures. I love it. They can trounce all over you. Damage everything in their path and you can’t scare them away with the truth because they are broken. As you stand their with your guts spilled out on the floor, dealing with your distraught children, your finances and future about to be dismantled, you have to consider a complete asshole’s psyche or they may head for the roots of a tree.

CL you can really point out the bull shit in a scene.

hurt1
hurt1
8 years ago
Reply to  CalamityJane

I can remember sitting across from him pleading to not leave me & our wonderful life (pre-therapy, pre-2 nervous breakdowns & pre-Chump Lady). He sat motionless & blinked from time to time. I was talking to a rock.

Beth
Beth
8 years ago
Reply to  CalamityJane

Very true. Thank you for this comment! This site is so helpful with basic common sense insight from so many.

Red
Red
8 years ago
Reply to  CalamityJane

So true!

TheBetterJamie
TheBetterJamie
8 years ago

Ugh…hand up over here!!!!!

Although I didn’t learn of the affair(s) until after divorce was filed, I knew in my heart it was happening perhaps even before it was. The warning signs were there, his behavior was Infidelity 101. By the way it REALLY pissed him off and offended him when I told him that. Accountability<Blameshifting

So I didn't walk on eggshells as to not poke the bear after learning of the affair, I did it in the hopes that *if* he actually wasn't cheating, I surely didn't want to drive him to do it!
Isn't that pathetic?! I didn't want to drive my husband out of the marrisge by standing up for myself….*slaps forehead*

But I'm pretty sure just about everyone is STBX's life does believe he's a Timid Forest Creature. His family treats him like he's some soft, gentle, pitiful lamb. Nope…no, that's not the Narc Sociopath I was married to.

Lizzy
Lizzy
8 years ago

My serial cheating XH and I never went to MC but he did go to IC. There, he learned that his need for attention from other women was a result of his “insecurity.” And, wow, he has milked that for all it’s worth. He never misses an opportunity to throw it in my face if I should say anything even mildly negative to/about him. All of those nasty things I said to him in the days after d-day just “reinforced” that feeling for him (barf)! The funny thing is, he is a successful business/sales man and the LAST thing he is is insecure; and hitting on all of those women around town, all of the “insecure” guys do that, right? Just got an email from him today telling me that I treated him as an inferior (projection much?!) and he doesn’t have to go to counseling anymore because his insecurities disappeared the day he moved out. LOL – glad I could help!

LovedAJackass
LovedAJackass
8 years ago
Reply to  Lizzy

Hey, that makes twisted sense if he felt “insecure” because he was in no way an adequate or worthy or honorable partner for you. 🙂

TheBetterJamie
TheBetterJamie
8 years ago
Reply to  Lizzy

Whew, Lizzy….take that as a blessing. They can be easier to deal with when they think they’ve thrown you to the curb.

KK
KK
8 years ago
Reply to  Lizzy

Yeah… right. Because nothing makes you feel more secure than when your spouse kicks you out on your backside. Lol! What a nut!

Miss Sunshine
Miss Sunshine
8 years ago

After he moved out, I tried some of those RIC techniques. I texted him that I understood he was depressed and needed time, and I told him that I loved him and always would. (*gag*)

Then he kept fucking her and not parenting his kids and showing utter disregard for me.

I gotta believe in his mind he was all, “Smell ya later, I’m having fun out here with the LOML!”

Timid Forest Creatures, indeed. That act is just another ploy that apparently well-educated counselor types fall for. “Look! (S)he’s crying! That Means Something!” Bullshit. Sorry is as sorry does.

Actually, cheaters don’t love you–they don’t love anyone. They stick around for a bit with the one who serves their current interests/needs to their satisfaction. Yes, they have FOO issues, which explains their suckiness–that’s not a clue as to how to fix them. They’re not fixable. Why would you want that in your life? Cheating is your cue to get out of there and protect yourself.

nic
nic
8 years ago
Reply to  Miss Sunshine

One crazy therapist was the mow, another was my mil who encouraged the affair. Or didn’t know how to handle it, as she said, after spending 20 yrs waving her MSW degree in my face. But the individual and marital therapists I saw after dday beat the shit out of my h, so I was lucky there. $2000/month, but he got called out on everything, hard and ruthlessly.

I fucking hate social workers.

outoftheblue
outoftheblue
8 years ago
Reply to  nic

It is a social worker my husband has gone off with. She is an arrogant cow who apparently has said to him that some of the things he did that involved vulnerable children were ok. I know that she defended her daughter when she behaved in a bullying manner to other children too

Elizabeth Lee
Elizabeth Lee
8 years ago
Reply to  Miss Sunshine

Oh, I think cheaters love someone. Themselves. They only love themselves.

LovedAJackass
LovedAJackass
8 years ago
Reply to  Elizabeth Lee

If they really loved themselves in a healthy way, they would want to be good, decent, people. They love their twisted egos.

Lulu
Lulu
8 years ago

Here’s the thing: Even if remorse is genuine and the cheater agrees to all the chump’s terms and does all the hard work necessary to repair the marriage, it still doesn’t mean that reconciliation is possible or preferable.

Sometimes, it’s just not possible to recover from cheating, particularly in the case of a long-term affair and serial cheating. How is a chump supposed to move on as if whole months or years of their lives never happened? How are you supposed to remain married to a stranger and just hope that person turns out to be the unicorn of reconciliation?

Another instance I can think of where reconciliation simply isn’t possible is if an affair produces a child. A dear friend of mine’s fiance got his OW pregnant and was intent on cutting contact with the OW and having no relationship with the child (except paying child support) so he could reconcile with my friend. My friend didn’t want to be blamed for an innocent child growing up without a father, nor did she particularly want to remain married to someone who was willing to shirk his parental responsibilities once the fun was over.

Tempest
Tempest
8 years ago
Reply to  Lulu

I knew I could never forgive it, nor could he EVER make up for having had an affair. Problem solved (but of course he thought the problem was ME–I was “holding this too close,” and “not good at forgiveness.” Yup, but I didn’t screw someone else behind your back, so I win.)

Sabrina
Sabrina
8 years ago
Reply to  Tempest

My husband bought his secret cell phone on Christmas eve because he had to “talk” to her so badly. When I found this out I knew my marriage was over. I am heartbroken. He picked her over me when he did that. 19 years thrown out like the trash.

NCStevie
NCStevie
8 years ago
Reply to  Sabrina

Same here Sabrina, I called the OW’s hubby and snitched on her for having a secret phone…. so what does X do? Tell me what a miserable bitch I am for trying to “ruin someone else’ life” just because I’m unhappy? So “I” was ruining her life by telling…. not her ruining it by cheating… wtf? Anyway… a week later I found out that X bought them BOTH new secret phones the very day after I called her hubby. Six months later he is still paying for two phone plans…. our Sprint Family Plan and a Verizon plan for him and the cheating whore.

Sabrina
Sabrina
8 years ago
Reply to  NCStevie

H also got mad at me for causing HER problems when I called her H.

Secret cell phones are really disturbing aspects. This shows that a lot of thought was placed in this deception. Deceit =evil for me.

Sabrina
Sabrina
8 years ago
Reply to  NCStevie

My H was always a big tight wad when it came to technology. You would not believe how much money he spent on this secret phone. Totally out of character.

He would also never text. But he does for her. Anything for her……..

Lulu
Lulu
8 years ago
Reply to  Tempest

When did having dealbreakers become a bad thing? Especially when those dealbreakers are specifically covered by wedding vows?

LovedAJackass
LovedAJackass
8 years ago
Reply to  Lulu

Yes, Chumps need to stop worrying about “keeping the marriage together” and start expecting Cheaterpants to live up to the vows. Or else.

M
M
8 years ago
Reply to  Lulu

Total respect to your friend. It’s amazing that her fiance thought his horrible plan would be appealing to her. Mind you there are a bunch of women out there who would have gone along with it as all of us on here know only too well. I’m glad she stood up to him.

Beth
Beth
8 years ago

My ex’s comment to me while we were working on the marriage after the 1st DDay to me was “I think you are jealous.” No asshole I’m not jealous I’m was hurt, confused, sad, overwhelmed, in a fog, damaged, lost, alone and very pissed off. This comment came after I asked him one day if he understood how hurt I was with his “mistake”.

KarenE
KarenE
8 years ago
Reply to  Beth

Beth, they SO don’t get it! They assume we are as unfeeling as they are, and that the emotions we show are attempts to manipulate, as they are doing to us. My ex, too, when asked in MC how he could go on to screw AP #1, after seeing how heartbroken I was by the affair, said ‘I thought she (meaning me) was just jealous, but didn’t think she really cared about me or our relationship’. (Not surprisingly, he ended MC pretty fast!)

My ex was extremely neglectful of our kids (young teens) after separation, made it clear that they were not his priority. They cut way back on how much they would see him, which he hated. At one point he said to me in an e-mail ‘I know part of their behaviour is revenge, but it’s gone too far’. I was HORRIFIED! How could he imagine that they were cutting him out of their life for REVENGE??? Then I realized, that’s how HE thinks, that’s what HE would do.

With Brave Wings
With Brave Wings
8 years ago
Reply to  KarenE

Karen, my ex also used the “i didn’t think you cared about me” line. Yeah sure. If by not caring he meant I did all the housework and childcare in addition to working outside the home full time, well then okay, I guess that means I didn’t care. What he really meant was, “you don’t want to have enough sex with me”. Which of course he was correct because I was tired ALL THE TIME (see above) and he treated me like total garbage which made him so very unappealing.

The doormat AP he is currently with now, oh I’m sure she does whatever he wants and jumps when he says to jump. I find it hilarious…they deserve each other for sure!

Mind logic
Mind logic
8 years ago

I’m like you KarenE… Worked full time, cared for kids n the house AND had enthusiasm for sex…while poor sausage went to work n back n was exhausted… I got the “I just peed so I can’t get the little guy up”… Sex six times a year Cuz he was not interested… Sometimes he wd watch TV while having sex…

God I was such a chump!!! I look bk n I’m horrified… Now he can pine all he wants but that chapter is done n dead…

KarenE
KarenE
8 years ago

I did way more than him re house and kids, while working as much as he did, had to deal with his negativity and criticism way too often, AND had sex with him ALL THE TIME!!!! (We’re talking averaging 7 or 8 times a week, most of the time!)

What had changed was that, despite still being affectionate and caring (pet names, holding his hand), I wasn’t as admiring and adoring as in the beginning. Hard to keep that up when you’re dealing with a selfish, negative person.

LovedAJackass
LovedAJackass
8 years ago
Reply to  KarenE

You’ve got the answer right there. It’s not about how beautiful, rich, sparkly, hard-working (etc.) we are; it’s about how much adoration and admiration and worship they receive from our interactions. A normal marriage is about knowing someone deeper and helping them grow; a relationship with a narcissist jackass is all about making them feel good in the moment by NEVER, EVER seeing the real person.

Sausalito
Sausalito
8 years ago

This was my experience too. I did EVERYTHING, and was exhausted, so yeah, I’d rather sleep than have sex every night. It’s also hard to be interested in sex with someone when you realize he doesn’t give a rat’s ass about you or your feelings.

LovedAJackass
LovedAJackass
8 years ago
Reply to  Sausalito

CL talks about the importance of reciprocity in relationships. When cheaters starts up about how little the chump does for them, my first thought is “what are YOU contributing? And what resources that should belong to your partner are you diverting?”

DeeL
DeeL
8 years ago
Reply to  Sausalito

This exactly….. At some point you have to save your dignity. Being a piece of meat has never being appealing to me at all.

Lizzy
Lizzy
8 years ago
Reply to  KarenE

Beth and KarenE – so true that these disordered assholes project their thoughts and feelings onto us. I realized just recently that, throughout 24 years of marriage, XH never asked me what I thought or felt about ANYTHING. But he loved to TELL ME what I was thinking (always negative things, of course). He thought he could read minds because he was Mr Successful Supersalesman who has special insight into peoples thought process. The reality is they don’t have empathy therefore are not capable of thinking/caring about what others think so they just assume everyone thinks like they do.

Beth
Beth
8 years ago
Reply to  Lizzy

Thank you Lizzy! The more I read about cheating and the cheaters I truly believe both sides including the AP has some level of NPD. The pain they bring to us and the children and family and friends can be unbearable at times. I’m in not way giving these people and the AP any type of excuse. There is no excuse for this type of behavior. No excuse to being this type of evil. No excuse for giving us chumps the risk of STDs and HIV and the mental toll it also claims on our lives and the financial issues that come into play. They (cheater and the AP and anyone that support them) has no souls. They are not human beings. It amazes me how many people around them (the cheater and AP) do not question their behavior also.

I’m a chump and I wish I knew fully knew and understood what NPD when I first meet him. I always question how old his behavior was and his strange sense of humor. How he would just blow up at any given time. How he would react with certain people. There are so many things about him that I did question and still do question. Sadly when I meet my ex the internet was not around. I wasted so much time on this loser. He played with my heart and soul and my mind. I’m still trying to heal from it. Everything I have read on this site is my ex and his AP now wife and mother of his poor kids.

My heart goes out to everyone that has dealt with such pain. I do thank Chump Lady for this wonderful site. This place has saved me so much! Thank you all also for commenting on my comments. You are helping me also.

Lyn
Lyn
8 years ago
Reply to  Beth

I wish I’d known about NPD and codependency a long time ago too. I do remember a neighbor telling me that my husband seemed to “do whatever he pleased” when my kids were little. I think she was trying to tell me he was selfish, but she couldn’t come right out and say it. My ex and I met at 16 and got married at 20. I really didn’t have any other relationships to compare ours to. However, looking back I’d agree that my ex did whatever he wanted to come hell or high water.

Drew
Drew
8 years ago
Reply to  Lyn

Lyn, Mine did too. He would run the idea by me but then go ahead and do what ever the fuck he wanted. Job transfer? Done. Vacation without you? Done. A new truck? Done. And then there’d be one BIG argument about what I wanted. Old dresser? No, you can’t have that! Paint anything old? You are Messing Up the Concrete! What the fuck is right. Lol

Lizzy
Lizzy
8 years ago
Reply to  Beth

Oh Beth, I also wished I would have learned about NPD and personality disorders long ago. I was raised to be a chump – taught to believe that all people are basically good and deserve the benefit of the doubt. My daughters are 15 and 18 and I raised them that way too… Now I am backtracking, trying to tell them that some people just aren’t worth their time and energy. I hope it’s not too late for them!

Beth
Beth
8 years ago
Reply to  Lizzy

Lizzy that is so wonderful you are teaching them that. It’s never to late to learn. I feel your pain. Something good has to come with the terrible pain that these people bring into our lives. I hope and pray that your daughters don’t have to deal with such grief. I do believe that my ex is a “groomer” with younger women. He always like the young ones but I’m just seeing it now. These people that have NPD are not good people at all. We all need to be more educated in Personality Disorders. *Hugs* to you and to your daughters!

Beth
Beth
8 years ago
Reply to  KarenE

Thank you so much for that insight KarenE! I’m so very sorry you and your kids had to deal with such evil. I just don’t understand the thought process of the cheaters and the Other people they cheat with (men and women). I just found out the OW my ex has now married to is 18/19 years younger than him (2nd DDay with a new woman not the one above). So that would mean she was most likely about 18 to 19 year old when they started this “relationship” and he was at the time in his upper 30’s near 40 years old and now they have 2 kids. Just wondering what kind of woman (yes men) also think to get with married men/women? What is the thought process of these other people that screw around married people. It seems like a norm now! I just don’t get it at all.

*Hugs* to you and your kids. I know it hurts how he treats you and your kids.

mrsvain
mrsvain
8 years ago
Reply to  Beth

i also dont understand the way these people think. apparently boyman has gotten rid of anything and everything that reminds him of me or the boys. it is like we never even existed. the hood rat he is with is STILL married and only has one out of 4 of her kids (the oldest is in jail) She has been in and out of her kids life like underwear. but yet both boyman and evil oompa loompa are doing good, they are sooOOoo happy and have zero trouble with money. neither of them are bothered by the destruction they left behind. and boyman has no issues with living a completely separate life without his children. not to mention me, the woman who supported him, loved him, forgave him and stood by him for 14 years.

i can guarantee that he never even thinks about us.well defiantly not me at all. and if he does think about his sons, he isnt bothered too much by it. doesnt call, doesnt text, doesnt drive by the house, and doesnt send money.

life is very very good for those people who do this kind of thing. i am beginning to think that there is zero consequences for men and woman who just walk out on their kids and other people who loved them. i am beginning to think God isnt bothered much by the breakdown of the families, or the betrayal of the faithful spouse. i know i obviously didnt mean anything at all to him, so easily replaced by some other mans wife and children.everything he is doing for her, he didnt do for me. so i guess she really is better then i am. besides, why not take the easy road. it seems to be the better road anyhow. you dont like having to account for your mistakes? no worry, just throw everything away and start all over. dont like having to be responsible? pay your bills? no worry, just move to another town and forget your previous life ever happened.

they are still together because NEITHER of them have a guilty conscious or even give a damn about what is behind them. it is in the past. they are not worried about you, your pain or your struggles that they put you in. life for them is good, why would they bother themselves with thoughts of you and i? we are the fools that tried to do the right thing, that took our vows seriously, that loved unconditionally. look where that has left us? with nothing.

sorry. i am feeling a little down today. i am soo tired of working so hard for nothing while he just floats throw life. and i have nothing be HATE for the bitch that encouraged and supported and enabled my so called husband to walk out and blow up my family. it just mind boggles me that people like that can do evil things to others and get rewarded for it.

KK
KK
8 years ago
Reply to  mrsvain

No need to apologize, mrsvain. It’s good to get all that off your chest. I struggle with those same feelings. I try to keep the faith and believe that someday I will find true happiness again. I know these cheaters will eventually face consequences; if not in this life, in the next. I wouldn’t want to be them. Maybe that’s my old naïveté coming to light, but I have to hold onto that. If I had a magic formula to make everything better, I would gladly share it with you. I’m thinking of joining a divorce care group. My best friend has never been married and my other friends are all happily married, so I don’t really have anyone that can relate to me. I hope you find happiness again, peace, and contentment. Big hugs to you!

Drew
Drew
8 years ago
Reply to  KK

KK, I joined a Divorce Care group after Dday and while it took our family court two years to drag me through negotiations. Best thing ever and I am not religious per se just live a moral life.

Lulu
Lulu
8 years ago
Reply to  Beth

The OW your husband is now married to was a teenager who was dumb and naive enough to think she is “special.” She will be in for a rude awakening once she ages out of his preferred demographic.

Beth
Beth
8 years ago
Reply to  Lulu

Thank you so much, Lulu! I had a friend of mine say the same thing to me today. I truly believe her days are numbered with him.

KarenE
KarenE
8 years ago

I SOOOO bought into all this, after Affair #1! The ex didn’t LOOK remorseful at all, didn’t ACT remorseful, but I figured he was ‘grieving the loss of his AP’, and too proud to show remorse, and all that CRAP. I thought that as things calmed down after the discovery of the affair, he’d be able to show he appreciated my not dumping him, that he’d re-invest in our relationship, take responsibility for his part in why our relationship had deteriorated prior to that affair … .

Well, the relationship did go better for a while, since I was pouring on the kibbles again. But of course, he was STILL making zero effort. And over time I began to understand. I didn’t see any remorse, because there wasn’t any. I didn’t see any efforts to make himself into a better husband and father, because he wasn’t making any. And he didn’t do these things, because he didn’t think he should have to. He didn’t appreciate that I’d saved him from making a terrible mistake; he thought my not dumping him meant affairs weren’t that big a deal, and I’d always take him back.

I so wish there had been CL back then, and not just the RIC. I wasted so many years on this guy, when I could have been re-making my life and family so much earlier. But at least it meant that when Affair #2 started, I knew everything was over.

Interestingly, even his later attempts to convince me to try to reconcile again included very little remorse, no accountability. As recently as last month (2 and 1/2 years post-separation) he was saying things like ‘I know I what I did was wrong, but I was so filled with anger and so deaf to others’ needs’. Yeah, it did make him mad when he wasn’t getting all the kibbles he thought he was entitled to. ‘Deaf’ implies an inability to hear; he heard just fine, he just didn’t CARE what my or the kids’ needs were. Still thinking of himself as a TFC!

LovedAJackass
LovedAJackass
8 years ago
Reply to  KarenE

This is worth highlighting. It’s why reconciliation doesn’t work: ” But of course, he was STILL making zero effort. And over time I began to understand. I didn’t see any remorse, because there wasn’t any. I didn’t see any efforts to make himself into a better husband and father, because he wasn’t making any. And he didn’t do these things, because he didn’t think he should have to. He didn’t appreciate that I’d saved him from making a terrible mistake; he thought my not dumping him meant affairs weren’t that big a deal, and I’d always take him back.”

MzSlates
MzSlates
8 years ago

OMG! Did I say OMG????? Did I write this article in my sleep???? I wish I had read this 10 years ago!!!!!! How long did I saty? I STAYED UNTIL HE HAD HIS LITTLE LOVE NEST ALL SET UP …..AND HE LEFT ME!!!!

MzSlates
MzSlates
8 years ago
Reply to  MzSlates

I have taken a breath…and can continue…… 38 years of marriage, note on the desk…BLINDSIDED…..Everyone felt betrayed by Mr. I am a good Christian Man and Marriage is God Ordained-Marriage is Hard, but Divorce is NEVER an Option. But my poor little timid forest creature was sooooo sad when he left…he was so broken and confused…..everything was complicated and he just needed to work things out in his head…..that is until a “respectable six months had gone by ….and then he just happen to move in with a “friend”….oh wait…the FRIEND is a much younger co-worker that he had gotten transferred to another area because it was a better “opportunity” for her( recently divorced from a husband who “burned her with cigaretts”) and her kids. This article was ME…I did ALL of that, bought EVERY line from the man that I thought was a GOOD, upstanding Christian man…stood by him in his depression, didn’t want to disturb his fragilness , listened to the church crap about “making my home better”,…..oh man!!!!!

I could go on and on….just read the article again and pretend I wrote it!!!!!

thanks Tracy for speaking for ME….and to me…

Jen
Jen
8 years ago
Reply to  MzSlates

Let me guess, he’s a Mormon.

unicornomore
unicornomore
8 years ago
Reply to  Jen

Im glad Im not Mormon. I would be stuck with him in heaven…my vow was Catholic and ended at death…he’s dead (actually, not metaphorically) and its over. I was such a stubborn Unicorn – I was the freaking Queen Unicorn with rainbow farts. God himself had to take him away to release my white knuckle grip on my bad marraige…I learned too slowly.

drchumpchange
drchumpchange
8 years ago
Reply to  unicornomore

No, you wouldn’t be stuck with him in heaven if he committed adultery. He has to honor his vows to you and God in order to do that. My ex got excommunicated from the LDS church so I don’t have to worry about being stuck to him for all eternity. Thank you, Lord for that.

unicornomore
unicornomore
8 years ago
Reply to  drchumpchange

Im so glad for you about that.

In our tradition we teach that if you are in a state of mortal sin at the time of death, you go to hell. He was in mortal sin during his affair, but he repented of most of it (to the Priest, not to me)…he wasnt in as dark a place when he died. I really believe he went to heaven (I prayed for his soul WAY WAY WAY too much for me to want him to go to hell)…I hope he is in heaven, I just dont ever want to hang out with him.

Rally Squirrel
Rally Squirrel
8 years ago

Love the whole post, but the part about breaking the surface tension of the bubble is so awesome that I want to marry it and have its children.

I spent two agonizing years in limbo, trying my best to wait patiently while my secretly cheating then-husband was leading a double life and acting oh-so-confused about whether he wanted to work on our marriage. Every question I ever asked him about us had the same answer: “I don’t know.” I was nearly destroyed during that time. He saw it happening and did nothing to give me any clarity at all.

Poor Timid Forest Creature. It’s no wonder he was so confused! He enjoyed the family life and the house he had with me, our daughter and his beloved cat. And he loved the ego strokes and sexual variety he got with the mistress in Florida.

Given the chance to do it over again (though I shudder to think of it), I would have given him three months to figure it out after the first “I don’t know.” Because that limbo shit is hugely damaging.

mary
mary
8 years ago
Reply to  Rally Squirrel

That is three months longer than I would give if I had my time again…three minutes yes – three hours maybe – three days at a push. If they still need time and do not know or feel confused then time probably will not change that and who wants to tread softly around for weeks, months or even years while another person makes a unilateral decision.
I am not into hate or revenge…if the grass looks greener on OW’s lawn then I would rather he craps there!

LovedAJackass
LovedAJackass
8 years ago
Reply to  mary

Yeah. He’s not sure? Well, hike on outta here and don’t come back because I AM sure that I’m not putting up with your cheatercrap.

Rally Squirrel
Rally Squirrel
8 years ago
Reply to  mary

On second thought, Mary, I agree with you. Three months is much too long. A person knows whether they have enough interest to stay and work on a marriage. Three days would have been generous.

Mikky
Mikky
8 years ago

I fell for the http://www.beyondaffairs.com recon. And I posted about one of their ‘resources’ recently but here it is again because hey, we need all the laughs we can get.

It’s all about getting men to talk about their affair and is of the TFC variety- what you poor betrayed spouse should and shouldn’t do to get them to talk. There’s 16 key points which begin with “If you ask him a question, then allow him time to answer without explaining to him why he is wrong” and end with “Remember he is not ‘rational & sound’ in his mind.”

Here to tell you It Did Not Work and timid forest creature ran away with his new forest friend.

http://www.beyondaffairs.com/2013-archives/motivate-your-husband-to-talk/

ANR
ANR
8 years ago
Reply to  Mikky

Here’s what they have to say to men whose wives have cheated: “There is tremendous hope for couples where the wife has been unfaithful, because the betrayed husband is serious about becoming the man he needs to be for his wife, and the changes he makes stick, so now more than ever the wife can have the husband she always wanted with the man she married.” I hate them SOOOO much.

Mikky
Mikky
8 years ago
Reply to  ANR

Yeah it’s all a dubious enterprise based on the reconciled Brian and Anne Bercht turned ‘affair recovery specialists.’ I even bought their damn book, which was my first step to Amazon chumpdom. Even waiting for the book to arrive delayed my recovery and then I read it, and I really thought I had Unicorn bait.

After the divorce I was doing a clear out- I didn’t even give this to charity, I tore the book up and put it in the bin. I would never normally do that to a book but I didn’t want some unsuspecting Chump buying it cheap in a charity shop and then costing them dear.

By the way my post is on twice because the first time, it got moderated because of the Beyond Affairs link. Good call CL moderation, the Beyond Affairs site is truly toxic.

ANC
ANC
8 years ago
Reply to  Mikky

Jeez, ANR..That is so insulting to emotionally healthy men. Barf.

not Juliet
not Juliet
8 years ago
Reply to  Mikky

That Adultery Made My Marriage Better crap is the worst thing ever. Serious delusion.

Mikky
Mikky
8 years ago

I fell for the Beyondaffairs.com recon. And I posted about one of their ‘resources’ recently but here it is again because hey, we need all the laughs we can get.

It’s all about getting men to talk about their affair and is of the TFC variety- what you poor betrayed spouse should and shouldn’t do to get them to talk. There’s 16 key points which begin with “If you ask him a question, then allow him time to answer without explaining to him why he is wrong” and end with “Remember he is not ‘rational & sound’ in his mind.”

Here to tell you It Did Not Work and timid forest creature ran away with his new forest friend.

Beyondaffairs.com/2013-archives/motivate-your-husband-to-talk/

namedforvera
namedforvera
8 years ago

I bought it…and the associated untangling the skein of HIS fucked-up-ness…until I began to see lies, stretching back like some kind of Dr. Seuss story…and with the help of several good therapists, decided.

Oh, and at some point I glommed on to this site with totally reinforced my decisions. Totally. Life saving, this place.

I didn’t really care what or why, I needed to get away. Stat! and began that process. so, yeah.

But Crapweasel was and is a timid forest creature, it’s just that there are barbed, poisonous claws under that soft fuzzy exterior…. run away! Forest creatures are vewwy vewwy dangerous.

Friend
Friend
8 years ago
Reply to  namedforvera

Yeah, Ex is maybe not a timid forest creature, but he is a Creature.
My mistake: turning my back on him for a second. I still have claw wounds.
Do not trust the forest creatures.
The deception was not cute.

Red
Red
8 years ago

Ah, yes. I remember those days well. I was supposed to:

Ignore the affair
Tell him how wonderful he was
Allow him to continue working with OW
Never bring it up
Never call OW names
Never tell anyone about it

When I didn’t comply, he left in typical TFC fashion – he announced he was moving out one week before he did. He’d found a place, bought furniture, arranged for movers, and changed his forwarding address before he bothered to mention it. He also left it up to me to tell the kids.

Same with the divorce. We never discussed it – he just filed and let the chips fall where they may. Then he got mad when I told the kids. What – they were supposed to figure it out on their own (ages 13, 11, and 8 at the time)?

These days I don’t look at it as TFC – I believe the correct term is COWARD.

DeeL
DeeL
8 years ago
Reply to  Red

I love this blog. I’ve apparently have a potty mouth. Can you imagine how hard it was for me after DDay #1 to keep a handle on that…… But every once in a while it would come out of my mouth and I would call the AP “that bitch, whore, etc.” And that would be “bringing it up” again. If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, its a motherf’ng duck. That my “perfect” spouse chose that was not an option. But that’s on him, loser that he is, he could never even take a hint that he might be a loser. Too bad for me though for pointing out that his AP’s were sluts. I call them the “store whores”, others just say that they are the “flirty girls” there. OMG you are a 40+ man and you have no idea that the only reason that you are getting attention is because they are the “store whores”, (sorry the “flirty girls”;trying to be nice and not gag) and that is their MO….. Glad that his “happiness” was so damn important that he blew up his family. Now we don’t have to deal with him at all….. Stupid fuckwit…..

nic
nic
8 years ago
Reply to  DeeL

I made a game of seeing if I could shock the male mc (40ish, very staid and calm) with my potty mouth. I can put a string of insults together with the best of them. He never flinched and I never stopped upping my game. My h squirmed tho.

LovedAJackass
LovedAJackass
8 years ago
Reply to  Red

Red, that list of stuff you were supposed to do mirrors almost exactly what abused kids are supposed to do: ignore the abuse, never bring it up, accept the status quo, and never tell.

It’s abuse. And the so-called marriage experts who support it–abusers.

not Juliet
not Juliet
8 years ago

Looking back, my initial reaction to the revealing of the cheating was Spot On. I gave him a dirty look, said “I HATE your fucking guts!” And left. Stayed elsewhere that night. Texted and called all my friends and told coworkers the next day he was a cheating turd and that we were divorcing. I was never going to speak to this jack ass again. I meant it too.

Only one problem. Preschool daughter. I know I would have held my line, except for her. The next day he started the shit ric teaches them, and you. I bought it unfortunately, and spent a few more years listening to false remorse, or more accurately No Remorse, insults, etc.

I found my old journal from that time, and he was acting like he was giving ME, a chance, not the other way around. If you mention it, don’t get over it, question me, etc. I am leaving. This went on a couple of years till I threw his ass out. Best thing I ever did.

Tempest
Tempest
8 years ago
Reply to  not Juliet

Mine did the same thing–he wanted a divorce unless I stopped being angry, and anxious, and jealous, and…

My response to the ultimatum was to file 9 a.m. next business day. I felt like skipping from the courthouse.

LovedAJackass
LovedAJackass
8 years ago
Reply to  Tempest

That’s like saying, “Stay in this marriage, but feel nothing, no matter how badly I treat you.”

not Juliet
not Juliet
8 years ago
Reply to  Tempest

I bet you did feel like skipping, Tempest. I love it.

malbecrioja
malbecrioja
8 years ago

Best TFC comments I heard from my cheater:
“You are creating a toxic environment for me because you won’t get over it.” (5 days after d-day)
“I am in a fragile state, and I can’t find my center if you are hammering me about my faults.”
“I had to lie to you, because you have to lie in order to have a successful affair.”
“I need you to be with me to help me understand while she (AP) never really loved me.”

And my all time favorite when cheater told me:
“I am not going to be able to commit to this marriage if you aren’t willing to keep your vows to love me for better and for worse.”

LovedAJackass
LovedAJackass
8 years ago
Reply to  malbecrioja

““I had to lie to you, because you have to lie in order to have a successful affair.” Bingo. So cheaters are always LIARS. That’s a great reason not to believe in their words of remorse.

mary
mary
8 years ago
Reply to  LovedAJackass

OW1 actually said to me “he did not want to lie to you but what else could he do? You cannot go to your partner and say “I am involved with someone else and it might come to something or it might not so of course he had to lie”.
So it is fine to make a fool of someone, waste their time, have them doubt their own sanity while the affair is road tested.
I wonder how many of us won pick-me dances that we knew nothing about.

DeeL
DeeL
8 years ago
Reply to  mary

“I wonder how many of us won pick-me dances that we knew nothing about.”

This was me. X tells me Oh and by the way, sorry for the other girls”. He was making a fresh start and apparently thought confession was good for the soul.

I just about lost my sanity for 20 some years because I would ask over and over again about some new “girl” that had caught his eye. Everytime he would tell me I was crazy or jealous. He needed to have friends don’t you know.

It felt good when he finally admitted it. But those years of being the pick-me dance winner have taken their toll. I’m much better now. On my way to Meh!

newchumpatl
newchumpatl
8 years ago
Reply to  malbecrioja

“I need you to be with me to help me understand while she (AP) never really loved me.”

Whoa Nellie.. that’s some serious entitlement.

Kira
Kira
8 years ago
Reply to  malbecrioja

I hate it when the “for better or worse” vows get brought up. There’s also a vow in there about “forsaking all others!”

hurt1
hurt1
8 years ago
Reply to  Kira

Ex is remarrying soon to a woman who was not the OWhore. What do you think will go through his mind when he is pledging to forsake all others…until death do us part? Will those parts ring a bell? I know it is faulty logic,but since hearing of his engagement about a month ago I keep thinking, wasn’t I good enough to keep? Hope his next marriage SUCKS! Please someone, tell I shouldn’t care.

Kelly
Kelly
8 years ago
Reply to  hurt1

He sucks Hurt1, and he sucks big time. And you are a human being so of course you are hurt and you care. If I knew how to waive a magic wand or give someone a memory-zapping lobotomy, I would have done it to myself years ago. In July, my ex is marrying one of the AP’s he had an affair with (for over 15 years of our 25 year marriage!!). They all suck and it all hurts. I am even happily remarried to a very nice guy, so much better than ex, but knowing he is marrying that ho’ still gets to me– that they get to continue pretending they are fabulous people, that they get to profit from their evil awful deeds. Our children are neither attending the happy couples’ nuptials, and in fact refuse any contact with their father. The cheaters will reap what they have sown, you just may not be there to witness it. Don’t forget to trust that he sucks. (((Big hugs)))

not Juliet
not Juliet
8 years ago
Reply to  Kelly

That’s what I just don’t get. Why does anyone want a known CHEATER? That is the exact opposite of what everyone else wants. Now the sidepiece position will be open…

hurt1
hurt1
8 years ago
Reply to  not Juliet

She may not know he is a cheater. Why would he tell her? – his narrative is perfect: I wasn’t this, I wasn’t that, I made him unhappy, I made his life so miserable he HAD to leave. We were married over 24 years but she (meaning me) was so awful at being my wife.

But wife #2 might get the same STD I got. How could that be explained? Maybe he confessed to her & now promises it won’t be that way this time around. If she is shallow, he’s a good catch on the outside: big bucks salary, sport cars, new house & a whole family that chose to stick their respective heads in the sand that he ran away.

By the way, I would have no way of contacting her because he moved more than an hour away closer to his family. Only know about new wife-to-be through a forwarded copy (by friends in that area) of his father’s obit last month.

Not Juliet
Not Juliet
8 years ago
Reply to  hurt1

I really was just thinking about OP in general, cause 95 percent at least do know. It’s so easy to find this stuff out today. I don’t know exactly what my cheater told his whore, but I read some emails and she KNEW he was creeping and sneaking. So even if he SAID we were not together, his actions said we were.

KK
KK
8 years ago
Reply to  hurt1

Okay Hurt1, you shouldn’t care. In time, you won’t. Were you good enough to keep? Yes! You were too good for him. He wasn’t good enough for you to keep. He will eventually do the same thing to his new wife. If she doesn’t know his history, I would let her know. If she marries him anyway, it’s on her. God I wish I had been forewarned.

KK
KK
8 years ago
Reply to  KK

PS – Don’t beat yourself up because you do care. That just shows you have feelings. Something cheaters only have for themselves. I vacillate back and forth with “meh”. You will get there. Also, I know people who have been “meh” for years, and when their ex got remarried all those yucky feelings and old hurts came to the surface temporarily. Take care! Trust that he sucks!

mary
mary
8 years ago
Reply to  KK

I still care…but just sometimes and much,much less. I believe getting to that point is a process which cannot be hurried.

hurt1
hurt1
8 years ago
Reply to  KK

Yes, he sucks, I promise.

malbecrioja
malbecrioja
8 years ago
Reply to  Kira

Agreed, Kira. The TFCs use the vows as tools of manipulation, like everything else in their lives.

Chumpette
Chumpette
8 years ago

Great post to rerun, CL. And yay for a speaking gig. Hope you are out there evangelizing about chump recovery – AND getting book sales.

This was my first introduction to TFC. Yes, I “had one”. Had I known then what I know now, I would have suffered much less.

Alert for new chumps: TFC are mythical creatures. Observe reality: YOU are the “creature” that needs healing and protection after DDay.

Survivor
Survivor
8 years ago

The only time I ever saw a TFC was in MC. Poor delicate creature who cowered at the slightest hint of rage on my part. Worthy of an Oscar. Cheaterpants would pick an argument the night before the morning MC appointment. Every week. Then he’d present me as an irrational emotional lunatic while he huddled and whined about how impossibly hard I made his otherwise sweet and sunny and warm and fuzzy life. I was the one who needed to be fixed. I didn’t understand his extreme specialness. I think his only remorse was that I wouldn’t agree to stand by him while he continued to whore around. He would have liked that best.

Teri
Teri
8 years ago