Ken Paxton Accused of Affair with ‘Christian Influencer’
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, who’s already in trouble for his wandering dick, allegedly has been cheating with a ‘Christian influencer’ and mother of seven, Tracy Duhon.
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As if we didn’t have enough evidence that Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton was a FW… The British tabloid The Daily Mail reported last week that he’s allegedly been cheating with a ‘Christian influencer’ Tracy Duhon.
Hang on, I thought he was cheating with a staffer.
Yes, that too. Keep up.
Apparently, this was one Schmoopie too many. Paxton’s wife Angela filed for a “biblical divorce” last July.
I have no idea what a biblical divorce is. However, Ken Paxton is the same idiot who insists that the Ten Commandments be posted in Texas public schools, thereby demonstrating that he does not understand “Thou shall not commit adultery” in the Bible or the separation of church and state in our Constitution. #Rules4Thee
Ken Paxton and Tracy Duhon
According to the Daily Mail, Paxton and Duhon have been a thing since they met at the Kentucky Derby in 2024. But because the Daily Mail has a paywall, we’ll quote from the San Antonio Current:
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, a key Trump ally now running for U.S. Senate, is accused of having an affair with a “Christian influencer” he met last year, according to a report from a UK-based media outlet.
The Daily Mail reported Friday that Paxton had been “caught in a shocking sex scandal” involving Tracy Duhon, a 57-year-old author and mother of seven. She’s the former wife of a Louisiana-based businessman who owns the Premier Automotive dealership group.
Paxton, 62, met Duhon at the 2024 Kentucky Derby when she was still married, and the pair stayed at the home of a mutual friend during the visit, according to the Daily Mail, which cited “multiple” unnamed sources allegedly familiar with the incident.
Citing those same sources, the Daily Mail reported that Paxton and Duhon often took trips together without their spouses’ knowledge, including jaunts overseas.
Two months after the Kentucky Derby, Duhon filed for divorce from her husband, according to the report.
Is Ken Paxton just that irresistible that Tracy Duhon left a 27-year marriage for a criminal doofus? Are bribery and security fraud a big turn on? Somehow the guy has been impeached and not only still has a job but the chutzpah to run for the Senate. But maybe Ken Paxton has met his hypocritical Jesus cheater soul mate.
Who is Tracy Duhon?
A carbon copy of every Mar-a-Lago faced, silicon-injected, Christo-fascist Schmoopie currently in vogue. Of course she’s an influencer.
That’s not very nice, Tracy. Perhaps she’s kind to small kittens.
Perhaps she is. According to her profile at Professional Women of St. Tammany she does a lot of charitable giving and is a filmmaker too.
Tracy and her husband Troy’s strong faith is reflected in their company, GND Media Group, committed to producing quality faith-based entertainment. GND produced the 2014 hit film ‘God’s Not Dead’ and their latest film, ‘The Blind,’ based on Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty fame, released in September 2023.
This sent me down a rabbit hole about Duck Dynasty and what kind of fellow Christian influencer Robertson might be. And found this interesting tidbit on Wikipedia.
In 2015, Robertson made further controversial comments when he was awarded the 2015 Breitbart Defender of the First Amendment Award. In a half-hour speech to CPAC, Robertson asserted that STDs are the legacy of Nazis, communists, beatniks, and hippies. He told a long and graphic anecdote about an atheist and his family being murdered, and then the assailants said, “But you’re the one who says there is no God, there’s no right, there’s no wrong, so we’re just having fun.” His statements went viral.
Well, now that we know sexually transmitted diseases are spread politically, I’m sure Ken and Tracy have nothing to worry about.
Tracy and Troy’s ‘strong faith’
I don’t know what kind of husband Troy Duhon is, but no one, not even a used car salesman who amplifies self-professed duck-hunting atheist murderers deserves to be chumped. Troy seems like he’s been a useful godly prop. Here are Tracy and Troy discussing post-Katrina hunger relief and dead babies.
See how touchy-feely they are after 25 years together, hands together on each other’s thighs? Are they inviting you to give to their charity or join them in a threesome? How could Ken come between them? Literally, there is no room on that tiny loveseat.
Tracy says she started her charity Women of Hope Unite to “connect passion and purpose.”
“Find the passion that inspires you and the injustice that angers you – for that’s what God has called you to do,” says Tracy.
Tracy Duhon
Hypocritical Jesus cheaters who want to erode my country’s democracy with their oligarchic bullshit anger me, Tracy. I’m glad I have your blessing for today’s column.
I just can’t even.
I wish I never had to see the words “Christian Influencer” next to each other ever again.
What? Are you saying Jesus wouldn’t have reels on Insta?
If He did, they wouldn’t be monetized.
He said “FOLLOW ME”!
She is in rare form today !! hahaha!
I’m a Christian but OK, that made me smile – phrases common on the internet can have some odd juxtapositions with (what must we say these days) the legacy culture. Like I can’t see the internet security prompt / tickbox ‘remember me’ without starting to sing ‘Dido’s Lament’ in my head…’when I am laid, am laid in earth…’ 🙂
good one!
Keep exposing these hypocrites! You are one of the funniest women out there. Your posts give me strength and a good laugh!
Yes, I’m weary of the “Christian influencers” as well because they inevitably disappoint.
My ex came from a family of preachers and missionaries, but their peak was well before the day of the “Christian influencers.” I have left that denomination, but their “influence” was truly fading when my divorce was made final. His family had been fretting about that after my husband took off to find himself, worried about the “family name.” They were in the “no divorce ever” camp and expected me to reconcile no matter what. I was over his games and the rest, and he filed for divorce. The end, thank you.
Give me ordinary people doing good things—no big names.
Yes, ordinary people (religious or not) doing good things, not for the celebrity, but because they want to help.
This story makes me physically ill . these hypocrites are the worst. and they get away with it.
i personally am getting more and more disgusted by the number of people i know who see thus as OK.
tjis group seems like the only place where cheating is even seen as abusive.
ive read Lundy Bancrofts book why dies he do that and he at least agrees cheating is abusive. And Im reading it now because Im seeing some weird behaviors in my relationship.
Anyway, i hope this idiots wife takes him to the cleaners but i have little hope of that given his political position.
i have become quite the cynic i guess.
That will forever be the best book on domestic abuse ever written. I don’t see how anyone could top it.
The one point of his which I disagree with is when he says domestic abuse isn’t about misogyny because domestic abusers don’t abuse the other women in their lives. The problem with that argument is that domestics abusers don’t think they own the other women in their lives. The believe men own their partners and can do what they want to them. They do hate women, but they don’t feel they are entitled to abuse women who aren’t “their” women.
Unfortunately, there’s some pretty credible buzz that Bancroft may be a misogynist abuser himself, at least in a professional sense. Until those scandals are cleared up, I don’t feel that comfortable referencing him.
There were times when I thought that it was a shame that Cheater and his cronies were not gay…they seemed to hate women so much, if it were nt for sex…I think they would have had nothing to do with us
CL, you chose that lead image on purpose, didn’t you? That’s quite the cleavage shot from a godly influencer. Maybe she’s in a pick-me dance with the other OW, now that the wife has left the arena.
Does God’s plan include botox and implants?
Apparently so. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoqAkMYO_Ho
Recent research reports that chronic use of botox may cause inflammatory brain changes that resemble Alzheimer’s.
This reminds me of the plot of the Coen brothers’ film Burn After Reading. Spoiler: George Clooney plays Harry, a serial cheater whose married Schmoopie files for divorce on the belief that Harry will too. But Harry has no intention of divorcing so simply starts up with a Plan C Tinder hookup and dumps main Schmoopie.
From there the plot doesn’t really resemble the Paxton clusterf*ck since Harry, upon discovering his wife (who’s having an affair of her own) is filing for divorce, is heartbroken and has a massive, hilarious manbaby tantrum.
Typical “Whoops, what? But didn’t he want freedom from the shackles of marriage?” double take you get from a lot of FW situations. But you rarely see this depicted in films so I thought the latter scene was very insightful on the part of filmmakers– how chronic cheaters often seem to have some kind of pathological, infantile dependence on partners which they “mask” through cheating but then belie with their post-separation meltdowns and abuse when partners bail.
Come to think of it, maybe some of that is going on in the Paxton case. I hope his hopefully soon-to-be-ex invests in ring cameras and an alarm system.
As was discussed in the previous post, “biblical grounds” is code for “this divorce was caused by my ex’s sinful behavior–aka adultery or other such grounds.” This is especially unsurprising considering all this latest news. Sounds like Paxton has been busy sinning.
Nothing shouts “family values” more than an (allegedly) adulterous politician breaking up families with his (alleged) sin.
She seems to have added some enhancements to God’s creation…maybe those trips were for prayer meetings where they could pray over each other…
You spelled prey wrong. 😉
They were preying on each other. Or…laying hands on each other in prayer.
God’s creation haha. Though it’s true some surgeons think they’re God.
…at a discount.
Urp! Excuse me while I rinse my mouth out and bleach my brain.
The more “healed” I become a.k.a. outside of the disorienting manipulation of Cheaty McLiarface the more I realize that it’s us against them. The us just want to be done with the mindfloggery and be in the company of mentally sound human beings. The them want a steady supply of us to mindflog and triangulate to supply fodder to throw down the bottomless pit of whatever component of humanity they failed to develop.
When two thems get together, I view it with a mixture of idle curiosity and horror since it’s guaranteed that the swath of destruction left in their self interested wakes will be massive.
You just defined “patriarchy”
That’s going to cheer me up for at least a week. Thanks CL.
Tracy Duhon, a 57-year-old author and mother of seven
There now. This disproves the common belief that a big-breasted woman cannot find twu wuv after menopause. There is hope for us all!
re: motherhood
She had a miscarriage and two that died at birth or right after. But she still counts them all as her current children. I think most people would say she has four children, but she says it’s seven.
The canyon between her boobs hmmm implants
They met at the Kentucky Derby, went out for some Kentucky Fried Chicken, then had a Kentucky fucky is the back of his trucky.
Forgive me. I’m on medication.
😂😂😂 Oh my gosh, I was already howling with Tracy’s “Follow Me” and now this really got to me. I’m going to have to take that state off my bucket list because I wouldn’t be able to stop laughing every time I see a Kentucky trucky.
Monday has taken a bad turn now that I can’t un-see Tracy Duhon’s boobs.
I sympathize. Now I can’t stop picturing the hooker in Full Metal Jacket saying; “Sucky fucky five bucky! Love Kentucky long time, ducky!”
No I cannot use the word Christian in relationship to myself anymore because it has been horribly misused, defamed and associated with the must awful people who use that word as a mask, cover and spackle all over themselves.. I can call myself a tractor 🚜 and sit in the farm barn but that does NOT make me a tractor. I say expose them all and call them out! The more the better. I hope it shakes the world 🌎 with this forced transparency,and quickly sheds the wolves attire. More power to Tracy and anyone else who seeks the truth. You are more worthy than the lot of fake people who use the church as a cover. They are the worst sinners,taking the name of God in vain by deception. I believe in Justice here or later and I rest my case. For my cheaters and all who hide behind real saints.
To my surprise, Charity Navigator rated their non-profit 4 out of 4.
Tracy displays her assets in their annual report, their video and her social media, some of which is locked.
I’m trying to figure out what’s going on with her throat/trachea in the photo above. It looks like she swallowed the lamp post.
“her assets” heh.
Looks like possible spinal fusion surgery for scoliosis. Her voice is also a bit strangled, like something is squeezing her trachea. Either it’s something medical or she raised in a family that screamed at each other all the time.
Oh it makes me pine for Tammy Faye and Jim Baker, simpler times……..
And they still want to elect him to the senate. There no hypocrites like Texas small town ones.
Lawd. But the full frontal sharkskin peanut through the entire video…?! 🤮 How much grosser can it get? And the answer is None. None more grosser.
How does Paxton get women? Looking at photos of him makes me want to take a vow of celibacy.
Unless, of course, it’s about the benjamins. So many things in this world are. (heavy sigh)
“Christians” who are so hellbent on everyone following the “rules” are the likeliest to be the worst lawbreakers themselves. Adultery for me, but not for thee.
These people should trademark or patent the concept of “Performatively Shameless” ….. because it would now appear to be a thing and they would appear to be “doing” whatever it actually is to the max.
Barf.
LFTT
A guy with a lazy eye is seeing two women on the side? I’ve been waiting my whole life for this joke.
Everything has seemed so dark the last few days (I live in Utah, so the current awfulness is inescapable), and I mean it with total seriousness when I say that Tracy’s snark and her righteous indignation are the first thing that’s been a real ray of light. Thank you.