Kyle Walker Has No Idea Where This Baby Came From

Kyle Walker, British footballer, serial cheat, and man who has taken too many hits to the head, had to apologize to his wife this week for having another baby with his mistress.

This story is quite the fucktangle. The characters are:

  • Kyle Walker: FW
  • Annie Kilner: the chumped wife of two years, long-time girlfriend of Walkers since high school, mother of his three children, pregnant with fourth.
  • Lauryn Goodman: Schmoopie and pick-me-dancer extraordinaire, mother of two of Kyle’s unacknowledged children.

Kyle is sorry!

Sky News reports:

England and Manchester City star Kyle Walker has apologised to his wife after fathering a second child with another woman.

The 33-year-old defender said he had made “idiot choices” and needed to “own up to my mistakes”.

“What I’ve done is horrible and I take full responsibility,” he told The Sun newspaper.

“The only person to blame is me. I have roles and responsibilities that I’m aware of, and I’ve made stupid choices.

“But I need to own up to my mistakes – I owe it to everyone.”

Walker, an England international, is married to Annie Kilner. The couple have three children, with a fourth on the way.

They first met when Walker was in his early 20s, and married in 2022, after a 12-year relationship.

However, in April 2020, the model and influencer Lauryn Goodman announced she had given birth, and later named Walker as the father.

Yes, you read that right. Kyle Walker had his first oops baby in 2020. And promised Annie his dick would never more roam. So they married in 2021. Annie won that round of the pick-me dance.

But oops… Lauryn Goodman had another baby.

Kyle claims BOTH pregnancies resulted from one-night-stands. Over a four-year relationship. Perhaps football related head injuries are to blame for his math. The point is, Kyle is SORRY. He made a MISTAKE!

Oh, hang on the PR professionals are working with him. And he’s had a therapy session. CHOICES not mistakes. Um, choices AND mistakes!

‘When I met Annie at 17, I never envisaged my private life being like this. I never thought I would be a father of six.

‘The only person to blame is me. I have roles and responsibilities that I’m aware of and I’ve made stupid choices. But I need to own up to my mistakes — I owe it to everyone.

‘My actions have caused a lot of pain to a lot of people. I’m sorry because, as a family, this isn’t meant to happen.’ 

He has no idea how this happened.

This isn’t the real him! He never thought he’d be the father of six! Pity this poor, befuddled sausage. And his, um, sausage.

How does someone have a second one-night stand with such amazingly powerful sperm that impregnate on instant contact?

Daily Mail reports:

In August 2022 though Goodman revealed she was planning to relocate closer to Walker with son Kairo. Walker explained how he met her at a solicitors’ office to try to stop the move, which was when met his son for the first time and the couple resumed contact.

So it went like, I’m lawyering up, get this bastard child away from me, oh, he’s cute… let’s make another?

Lauryn is very offended at being portrayed as a side chick.

What they had together was REAL! See these CHILDREN?

The Evening Standard reports:

While he insisted that he and influencer Goodman had not been in a proper relationship, she took to Instagram Stories on Monday to refute his claims and shared a post describing the definition of a “pathological narcissist”, who spend their lives “lying” and “gaslighting” those around them.

In his interview with The Sun, Walker insisted that there was no relationship, saying “to have a relationship with someone… would she even know how many sugars I have in my coffee, if I have sugars? She couldn’t tell you.”

Yes, Lauryn, if you were a proper wife appliance like Annie, you would know how he takes his coffee! But since you’re just an orifice, you don’t.

A fight about how Kyle Walker takes his coffee broke out.

In another Insta Stories post, Goodman shared an “I’ve got receipts” meme, adding: “Flat white no sugars please,” clearly in response to Walker’s coffee comments.

To which Annie Kilner’s sister Sian replied.

OMG, everyone please stop the pick me dance! He’s a worthless POS!

Annie, CN is here for you. Don’t take Kyle Walker back. The only way to serve this guy coffee is hot, thrown in his face.

***

Sarah and I discuss this insane story in an upcoming podcast. Stay tuned…

PS, don’t really throw coffee in FW faces. If It Feels Good, Don’t Do It. But a writer needs a rhetorical flourish.

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susie lee
susie lee
26 days ago

They first met when Walker was in his early 20s, and married in 2022, after a 12-year relationship.
 
He was 20 when he was still in high school?

Mehitable
Mehitable
25 days ago
Reply to  susie lee

He’s obviously a slow learner. Never figured out biology.

Chump-Domain Cleric
Chump-Domain Cleric
26 days ago
Reply to  susie lee

Also, “When I met Annie at 17, I never envisaged my private life being like this. I never thought I would be a father of six.”

Seems like the source articles are just a little confused.

Orlando
Orlando
26 days ago

“OMG, everyone please stop the pick me dance! He’s a worthless POS!” TRUTH 💣 . A lot of desperation & competitiveness oozing out from the Other Woman too. Sounds like her intention is to keep spitting out babies until this fuckwit guy gets kicked out by his wife. Then she gets to be the suffering wife of a fuckwit….or he’ll leave them all for someone with no kids. But why oh why do women fight over these douche canoes?! make your own damn money & be famous (if you want) but don’t drag innocent kids into unstable relationships.

Shadow
Shadow
25 days ago
Reply to  Orlando

I suspect she wants the WAG lifestyle and the fame, like Coleen Rooney, the wife of Wayne Rooney who notoriously cheated on her with a prostitute who was a mature woman, and he got branded a “Granny sh4&**£r”. Coleen stayed and is still with him and has not only kept her luxury lifestyle, because Premier League footballers get paid obscenely huge amounts of money, but has now been famous in her won right for quite a long time!
Apparently, some young women and even teenage girls are mad for footballers and go to the places they hang out in, done up to the nines, in the hopes of snagging one. Most of them just get used. Premier League footballers are notoriously sexually incontinent and even depraved. Not all of them, but when you find out the sorts of things some of them do to these silly, gullible women, even one such extreme pervert is too many!

susie lee
susie lee
26 days ago
Reply to  Orlando

Agree.

I think unfortunately many of these women have kids for the money, especially around sports figures, many of those guys aren’t the brightest bulb on the tree; but they are oozing with money.

Karmeh
Karmeh
26 days ago

There is also a unnamed 3rd affair partner but a confirmed affair that he started in 2021 . Seemingly it’s a model

It was the the AP Lauryan who outed him as he told her his wife and him were over and in no way shape or fashion was she pregnant . Then Annie posted she was expecting their 4th child and the AP went mental like how DARE the wife have a child with with her husband !!

These OW have some amount of entitlement it is outstanding .

I’m not the bad one for having an affair with a married man and getting pregnant to a married man I’m the victim !

I’m sure his £260,000 a week wages will more than accommodate the child support he will have to pay .

SortofOverIt
SortofOverIt
25 days ago
Reply to  Karmeh

I don’t disagree with you, Karmeh. And this forum is definitely not the place to defend an AP. (And really, I’m NOT, she knew he was married full stop) But I do have to wonder what he told the AP.

He had 2 kids with this woman. And now he wants to publicly call it a one night stand?

I don’t feel bad for her. You don’t want to be called a side chick? Don’t sleep with married men no matter WHAT they might be telling you. (Obviously there are situations where someone becomes an AP and had NO idea the person was married, that’s different. She isn’t claiming she didn’t know. And this man is famous)

I don’t know much truth about the affair my FW had. Well, I know plenty. I know more than I’d like to, actually. But he admitted the affair. I would never have known. And he only told me to prepare me for the discard. It was long distance and the majority of it was an EA. She 100% knew he was married with children. And she 100% encouraged him to leave his family. He claims that the reason it was off and on as opposed to just “on” for all those years was that they would “break up” because she was “such a good person and felt bad being the OW”. Yet, somehow managed to be for all those years. I know that she was jealous of me because I got to be with him out in the open. (In the meantime, I was clueless and being cheated on and she was jealous of my chumpy ass? lol, the irony) So with all that being the case, I can’t garner even 1/16th of an ounce of sympathy for her.

But sometimes I AM curious what lies he told her to keep her engaged in that affair for 6 years. Obviously, since she knew about me and the kids from the get go, there is nothing he could have said that would justify her part in the affair. But as seen here on CN, he could have told her ANYTHING about me. I will never know what he said. He only trickle truths. And I’m not reaching out to her, and wouldn’t trust her version even if I did.

I’m sure CL would say it doesn’t matter and that I shouldn’t waste time untangling the skein. And luckily, I don’t really have access to do any digging. All his electronics were always locked down. (red flag) So I don’t waste time digging, but occasionally something will trigger me and I will get really curious.

Samsara
Samsara
26 days ago
Reply to  Karmeh

Yes K, waiting for the conga line of OW and literal ONS back up dancers to get in the money line now they can see it!
This creepy guy is wallowing in his muddy cess pit of “you’re not the boss of me”. Annie needs to lawyer up now before he gets hit with more paternity claims. Note the unprotected sex too: clear endangerment of her unborn child. Annie should stake her claim on the lion’s share of the assets now and get away from this nightmare. He travels so she will get all the custody and he will have trouble remembering which name goes with which kid soon.
Let Walker and Gerard Pique lick their wounds and bemoan their new Casio watches in perpetuity.

2xchump
2xchump
26 days ago
Reply to  Samsara

This! 🆙️⬆️Money up now Annie before 10 more paternity suits pop up.

Chump-Domain Cleric
Chump-Domain Cleric
26 days ago

They’ve only been married two years and there’s now two affair babies? They’re barely out of the honeymoon phase and he can’t keep it together! Not that cheating at any point of a relationship is okay.

I hope Annie leaves him. This is almost just pathetic, and she deserves better, just like all chumps do.

Elsie_
Elsie_
26 days ago

Gosh, the “I’m sorry, I’m sorry” fallacy once more. As if that makes everything truly right.

He will wander yet again and again. It’s his mindset.

SortofOverIt
SortofOverIt
25 days ago
Reply to  Elsie_

And as a professional athlete he travels consistently for work, and has a built in stable of groupies. Can you imagine the level of marriage policing his wife would have to be engaged in going forward if she stays? She’ll be home with 4 small children, worrying every time he walks out the door. What kind of life is that? It’s bad enough for run of the mill chumps with our cheating spouses that “aren’t all that”. This guy due to his profession/fame/money will have women throwing themselves at him.

Elsie_
Elsie_
25 days ago
Reply to  SortofOverIt

Yes, this is a no-go.

When my ex took off to another state, I knew it was so he’d escape the questions and prying eyes. He even took his male hormones and blue pills with him. When I began asking too many questions about how he was spending his time (he was retired) and who he was hanging around with, he ended phone calls.

We didn’t talk on the phone again until he decided that he wanted a divorce, and that was a call to remember. I had to mute my phone multiple times because I was laughing so hard. As if I was dumb enough to believe him by then?

2xchump
2xchump
26 days ago
Reply to  Elsie_

They have the right words and after therapy they get even better. Professional

Cam
Cam
26 days ago
Reply to  Elsie_

Yup. He keeps insisting he’s made “mistakes” (plural). Mistakes made more than once are a decision. And betrayal isn’t a mistake to begin with.

SortofOverIt
SortofOverIt
25 days ago
Reply to  Cam

And now the side chick will have two babies that will grow up and read that their father called them a mistake on the news. The innocent victims here.

Attie
Attie
26 days ago

NOOOOOO man is worth fighting over (or woman for that matter). Let her have him – he’ll cheat on her anyway! Slightly off topic but when my FW used to routinely beat three shades of shit out of me that “wasn’t the real him” either!

Velvet Hammer
Velvet Hammer
26 days ago

I feel really, really sad for these children.

There is so much painful, scary, and screwed up about the world that happens that is beyond human control. It’s beyond tragic that so many people are cool with adding to it deliberately.

I knew when I had my daughter that s**t could and would happen that was traumatic that we would be powerless over. I never once thought it would come from within our (so-called) family intentionally.

I will never forget the actual moment of discovery on DDay where there was a literal visual sensation of him changing into a stranger before my eyes.

Alone is better than a bad relationship, by light years.

You win tug of war by letting go of the rope.

Chump-Domain Cleric
Chump-Domain Cleric
26 days ago
Reply to  Velvet Hammer

Children are both more fragile and resilient than most people understand. My dad and I had this conversation when talking about my childhood trauma and my recovery as a young adult (still ongoing, honestly). It was hard for a while, and I needed a lot more help than anyone expected. But I also did a lot better than the doctors expected, at the same time.

Unfortunately, it’s beyond unpleasant. But chances are, they’ll do alright in the end. It’ll be a painful struggle, but more than likely, they’ll be okay. Just scarred, like all of us are.

The selfishness of their parents, though, is disgusting nonetheless – they’re okay with deeply damaging their kids. How disgusting is that?

Mehitable
Mehitable
25 days ago

I came from a very dysfunctional FOO so I think I get what you mean by being both fragile and resilient. Resilient in that children focus on the practical necessity of where do I live, sleep, eat, who do I obey, who do I have to con or pretend to, etc….all practical things about survival. The fragility is the long term damage that you may only start to realize or appreciate in adulthood as you try to make your own relationships and families and you have to deal with the models you saw as a child and copy them or try to avoid them. Long term damage almost always shows up and it’s so far removed from the original event(s) that people can try to not make the connection. Like how would my cheating and desertion when Skippy was 5 affect him now that he’s 25. BUT IT DOES.

Last edited 25 days ago by Mehitable
Velvet Hammer
Velvet Hammer
26 days ago

I was a psych major and have been in therapy on a regular basis since I was 22. I’m sixty now and still processing things that come up.

I do understand the fragility and resilience of children. No one is raised by perfect parents and yes we all have scars, but I still feel sadness about children getting dragged along for crazy rides. Lots of us triumph over our childhood adversities;, I’ve also sadly seen a lot of people that did not turn out ok and a lot of people who didn’t make it.

Even if a building is supposed to be fireproof, my preference would be to not test the theory.

Chump-Domain Cleric
Chump-Domain Cleric
26 days ago
Reply to  Velvet Hammer

Oh, I completely agree. I feel miserable whenever I think about how many children (and adults) are drug into this BS. “This doesn’t involve the kids” is one of the biggest lies parent FWs tell. But I’m trying to remain optimistic, I suppose. I remind myself that most people out there are probably
relatively okay.

It doesn’t undo the damage of cheating… ever. Nothing can. But I genuinely believe that with enough support, people can recover. And if there’s millions involved, hopefully the kids will get all the support they need.

….hopefully seems to be the word of the day.

2xchump
2xchump
26 days ago
Reply to  Velvet Hammer

That cold lizard 🦎 look, like a sideways lying crock

Bluewren
Bluewren
26 days ago
Reply to  Velvet Hammer

Yes… it’s a grim reality when the kids figure out what a terrible person their dad is.
I feel so sad for my kids and any others who see what their fathers are like and realise they’ll never get the dad they deserve.

Shadow
Shadow
25 days ago
Reply to  Bluewren

Yes, I’ll always have a part of my heart that’s damaged because my son has been failed by not just one, but TWO “dads”. His bio father and now his step-father, the only dad he’s ever known! My son seems like he’s not that bothered, but he HAS lost his “dad”, and it’s surely got to have an affect on him. STBXH is the bigger looser though- he declared ” I DO care about “Son’s name”!” when I accused of not caring, but how he can claim that baffles me! Anyway, my son has lost all respect for him and can’t be bothered with him. FW would have had a father-son relationship with a decent, sound person for life, but he destroyed it! More fool him!

Mehitable
Mehitable
25 days ago
Reply to  Shadow

They think more of their dicks than they do of their kids.

susie lee
susie lee
26 days ago
Reply to  Velvet Hammer

“I will never forget the actual moment of discovery on DDay where there was a literal visual sensation of him changing into a stranger before my eyes.”

Same here, I don’t think most folks ever get over that; they just learn where to store the memory and how to deal and move forward.

Shadow
Shadow
25 days ago
Reply to  susie lee

Yes. I was astonished at the change in the person I had thought loved me and was my “best mate”! I still get waves of missing who he was or seemed to be, and dubbed him a Changeling after D-Day. It’s a head-wrecker and takes time to come to terms with but I’m getting there because regardless of who he used to be, or who I THOUGHT he was, the person he has become is HORRIBLE and I can’t abide him!

Conchobara
Conchobara
26 days ago
Reply to  susie lee

The cold, dead shark eyes of the sociopath. I was sitting across from FW in a restaurant as he calmly told me he didn’t love me anymore, wasn’t sure if he ever did, definitely wasn’t attracted to me anymore, wanted out of the marriage, wasn’t interested in working on it and oh, yeah, he’d been cheating for 7 years. I was sobbing loudly, all eyes in the place on me and he ate an entire meal–including dessert!

I stared at this person I had love for over two decades and he was a stranger to me. A monster in place of the man I had known.

Last edited 26 days ago by Conchobara
Mighty Warrior
Mighty Warrior
25 days ago
Reply to  Conchobara

I remember being in similar circumstances, watching the ex shovelling food into his mouth. During the discard, the man never stopped eating! This went on for months before and after I was dumped. I discovered the never-admitted affair a couple of months later. My feelings were of disgust and puzzlement. Who was this person? Had I really married him? And if so, why? The very few times I’ve seen him in real life or virtually since (and not at all for 4 years), I’ve felt revolted by him. The ‘food shovelling’ had a lot to do with that feeling. I find it an interesting part of the picture. At this stage I was shrivelling into a speck, weight dropping off me every day. And he was gorging on food, swelling up, ravenous. It was as if he was getting excessively nourished from my abject misery (which he was – his behaviour was sadistic) and that was giving life blood to him and exgfOW. I hear that they are miserable together but I choose not to enquire further. I would never allow him in my orbit again.

Chumpty Dumpty
Chumpty Dumpty
25 days ago
Reply to  Mighty Warrior

MIghty Warrior, your situation sounds similar to mine. Three years out and still he has not admitted an affair. And a sadist.

Chumpty Dumpty
Chumpty Dumpty
25 days ago
Reply to  Mighty Warrior

Can we talk about the weird eating??! Is that a characteristic of these people who turn into monsters? Because same here! After he morphed the same way described in these previous comments, he started eating like an animal, focused on his food, chewing with gross abandon, completely oblivious to where he was or who he was with. Chewing with his mouth open, intent, rabid. It was startling and deeply uncomfortable-making to witness. What is up with that? And I wonder, whoever he is with now, don’t they find it gross and weird??

FYI_
FYI_
26 days ago

In August 2022 [he] met his son for the first time …

Wait. So AP gave birth in April 2020, and he didn’t even meet the kid until August 2022? Oh, stellar human being here, ladies and gents. And his SIL says the AP is the one who is “hurting the children” with …. instagram posts? Yep, abandonment is no biggie, but those IG posts, now that’s trauma.

Cam
Cam
26 days ago
Reply to  FYI_

That jumped out at me too. So he’s not only a cheater but a deadbeat. What a winner /s

susie lee
susie lee
26 days ago
Reply to  Cam

I rarely do this, but I googled and saw an account that stated that he had bought the side peace a 2 mil beach house for her and the children.

Shadow
Shadow
25 days ago
Reply to  susie lee

That could well be why she laid down with him in the first place, and she probably hoped to fall pregnant, because she’d have him by the short and curlies then! She’d know that he gets paid HUGE money so, even if he wouldn’t leave the wife for her, once she’d had his child, she could be into him for big money for the next 18 years! Now she has a luxury gaff off him as well!
Ker-ching!!

Cam
Cam
26 days ago
Reply to  susie lee

Jfc, I hope Annie gets a lawyer AND a forensic accountant.

FYI_
FYI_
25 days ago
Reply to  Cam

Yes, but …

Annie already knew about the first baby with AP, i.e., that he was a cheater. Yet she went on to have (I think?) three more kids with him?

Doesn’t CL say that a chump is unwitting? Once you know he’s a cheater, you’re a volunteer. https://www.chumplady.com/is-this-hoovering/

Absolutely tons of sympathy for those on hopium, but Annie DID have agency and information since 2020.

Cam
Cam
25 days ago
Reply to  FYI_

I’m not sure what point you’re trying to make. My point stands that she needs a lawyer and a forensic accountant.

She’s a victim who’s probably traumatized, and who knows what other abuse she’s suffering behind closed doors that we don’t know about, or threats he’s made against her leaving. There but for the grace of God go any of us. We shouldn’t speculate on other people’s situations, it easily becomes victim blaming.

Viktoria
Viktoria
26 days ago

I miss the rhetorical flourishes our society used to use a long time ago. Instead of person who made a “mistake” they used to say, adulterer, philanderer, whoremonger, con, rogue, scoundrel, smooth operator, swinger, promiscuous, womanizer, player, cad, lech, rat, scumbag, knave, immoral, licentious, two-timer, playboy…

Let’s bring back these rhetorical flourishes.

Mehitable
Mehitable
26 days ago
Reply to  Viktoria

Absolutely – we need to treat guys like this and adulterers in general like the garbage that they are. I wonder how many young men are looking up to this guy WITH ADMIRATION because he’s cool to have all these women and just produce babies with little consequences to him – he can afford the financial. Such a terrible, terrible role model.

Viktoria
Viktoria
26 days ago
Reply to  Viktoria

And infidel, where we get infidelity.

Hell of a Chump
Hell of a Chump
26 days ago
Mehitable
Mehitable
25 days ago

And none of these kids has a full time daddy. Or maybe an any time daddy. Money doesn’t make up for that. You can’t have various families of children and think you can give what each of them needs, it’s not possible. It’s also the worst role model to boys seeing this and thinking they should be like this too especially if they get some money. Pro sports frequently bring out the worst in us, IMO.

Mehitable
Mehitable
26 days ago

It’s that goddam stork!!!!! That bastard causes so much trouble in the world bringing all these inconvenient babies!!!!

Seriously, I wish we could get this site to Annie or get her a copy of LACGAL – she needs it desperately. I’m sure there are advantages to being married to a big athlete like this but it’s not worth the shame and anxiety and pain she must routinely experience with this entitled asshole. He basically has TWO WIVES. Now, there are people who are willing to live with this, unfortunately (because I don’t think this is ever a good, lasting arrangement, especially for women – it keeps them competing against the other “wife”, which is basic part of the whole arrangement – a permanent pick me dance) but they should at least acknowledge that is what it is.

SortofOverIt
SortofOverIt
25 days ago
Reply to  Mehitable

The guy’s net worth is 27 million. She could leave and be financially set for life. Money doesn’t mend a heart, but it certainly takes away a lot of other worries to give one time to heal. I hope she leaves, but I imagine that being in the public eye would be a recipe for pick me dancing if there ever was one. A copy of LACGAL right now really would be life changing for her.

Samsara
Samsara
26 days ago

Just a note regarding the OW Lauryn claiming the gaslighting by Walker and all the terminology around narcissism she deploys as if It Does Not Apply To Her.
The post by the sister is the truth serum 🌡️(love the coffee in hotels and Airbnbs comment!) however, as CN knows, responding or engaging in any space just adds confusion “he said / she said” and allows the truth to become foggy — a situation all perpetrators love.
The disordered love it when it becomes messy and they can drag everyone down to their level while they appropriate victimhood.

This OW Lauryn is a true sociopath. She knew she was intentionally starting a family with an already married man who is a public figure of sorts. She did it and cared less who it hurt — not even her own children — as long as she gains her “status” as mother of the children of a footballer. How desperate can you be for an identity? Rhetorical

OHFFS
OHFFS
26 days ago
Reply to  Samsara

Truth!

Cam
Cam
26 days ago
Reply to  Samsara

Agreed. Annie the wife needs to lawyer up if she hasn’t already.

Bluewren
Bluewren
26 days ago

This is a real clusterfuck .
Always has to be a ‘model and influencer’ somewhere in the unholy mess.
All good to cheat with a married man and get on the money train though, isn’t it?
This bloke will be worth a fortune so there’ll always be someone trying to get a golden ticket, married or not- he’s open season for a certain sort of person.
As for him- just another boy pretending he’s a man but trundling along wrecking lives around him and leaving a trail of children who will never have a great example of what it is to be a man from their dad.
Poor kids.

Mehitable
Mehitable
26 days ago

It’s obvious to me that Kyle Walker is doing this because he wants to and he enjoys it. This man knows how babies are made and he does nothing to stop it because HE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT EITHER OF THESE WOMEN OR ANY OF HIS CHILDREN. He only cares about himself. Unless these women are only in it for the money, and some people are, they need to understand there is no love or loyalty in this guy and he’s not a good husband, a good father, or a good man, and I doubt he ever could be. You can’t serve two Masters as Christ said, and you can’t take care of two families equally…or maybe at all. All he can do is lie and be a cash machine.

susie lee
susie lee
26 days ago
Reply to  Mehitable

You would think he and many like him would have enough sense to not want to pay out most of their money to support children they don’t even want. It isn’t like they can’t prevent them.

I hope all his baby mamas including his legal one take every red cent he has, first because those kids deserve support and yes to leave him pennyless.

SortofOverIt
SortofOverIt
25 days ago
Reply to  susie lee

Never mind condoms. (which ya know, would help protect his wife from STDs that she wasn’t aware she was being put at risk for) He has ALL the money. He can go store frozen sperm and get a vasectomy. No more surprise offspring. But he clearly does not care.

Mehitable
Mehitable
26 days ago
Reply to  susie lee

You would think so, susie, but it’s amazing how many men DO live like this, and not just rich men. They go around and have crops of babies with different women and I don’t get that especially why a woman would want a man she already knows is like that. He’s just a sperm donor in that case….maybe that’s all some people want. But I suspect this guy is like one of those old sultans or princes or patriarchs….they get off on how many kids they can father like it’s some proof of their masculinity, and they really DON’T care about raising the actual children. They leave that almost completely up to the women. The concept of “father” doesn’t seem to be part of their idea of family. These kind of fucked up men should be given an extremely wide berth by women, esp any woman who expects an actual “family” with this man as a participant because this kind of guy doesn’t give a shit about “family”. I’m kind of amazed that his wife Annie keeps having kids with this piece of crap. I don’t think it’s all about the money, I have to wonder if at this point she’s in an active pick me dance (competition) with this whore and whatever other whores or “sister wives” he has. Breaking that competitive sense can be really hard – “I want him no matter what because I can’t bear to let that whore win” – I can understand and sympathize with that feeling entirely but in the end….what did you win. A turkey baster attached to a highly unreliable man. People have to learn to see that the competition never works in the end. I do wish we could get Annie a copy of LACGAL.

Mehitable
Mehitable
26 days ago

I was just reading Wikipedia about Kyle Walker and found out some OTHER stuff about him. He’s a real loser.
On 5 April 2020, Manchester City began a disciplinary procedure against Walker after it was reported that he had broken national lockdown rules and invited two sex workers to his home amid the COVID-19 pandemic.[126][127] On 7 May, it was again reported that he had broken lockdown rules by travelling to Sheffield to give a present to his sister and hugging her. He later admitted that he also visited his parents to pick up food. The club said they would not discipline him for this, citing the trips being for personal reasons. He later tweeted that he felt he and his family were being harassed and that the reports were affecting the mental health of his whole family.[128]
In March 2023, it was reported that Walker exposed himself to a woman in a Manchester bar.[129] It was later reported that Walker would not face criminal charges for his behaviour.”
This guy NEVER seems to get consequences for his behavior because pro athletes (and other celebs) are treated like feudal royalty and allowed to do whatever. He’s an ongoing shitstorm and I have to wonder what other charges will start to emerge. He’s gonna keep on producing these kids though….because NO ONE TRIES TO STOP HIM OR HOLD HIM TO ACCOUNT, including his sister wives.

Shadow
Shadow
25 days ago
Reply to  Mehitable

Premiership clubs like Manchester City, which is now top of the league I think, are owned by super rich people, who buy these clubs not for love of football, but for profit and they have whole legal teams and teams of spin doctors and PR types to get them out of trouble. They pay big money so can employ not so much the best, but the most ambitious and unscrupulous, the ones who love to find legal loopholes and to spin the truth so much they invert it! Liars, really! Premier League football is VERY corrupt and Man City is one of the worst according to what my football fan son tells me! He IS a Liverpool fan though, so he might be a bit biased, hehe!

Mehitable
Mehitable
25 days ago
Reply to  Shadow

I gotta laugh at “Man City”, Shadow. I know it’s an abbreviation but seeing that on his T shirt, gave me a hoot. It’s the same way here in the US with a lot of the US football teams. One of the top NFL quarterbacks broke up with his very long time (HS) girlfriend because he supposedly got a local bartender pregnant. That story was dumped. Most of these stories just get….taken care of. They’re treated like little tin gods unfortunately.

Shadow
Shadow
24 days ago
Reply to  Mehitable

They are and it seems it really does destroy their characters, if they even had any to begin with! I think the adulation of sports, pop and film stars is a form of idolatry and when it’s extreme, is disordered. They’re good at a sport, singing or acting. So bloody what? They’re just people, like all of us, and many of them aren’t much cop as people either!

Cam
Cam
26 days ago
Reply to  Mehitable

This guy sounds entitled as hell and won’t stop until some authority cracks down on him and enforces consequences.

Samsara
Samsara
25 days ago
Reply to  Cam

When a man is exposing himself to women in a bar, it’s a sign of an eventual rapist once the behaviors and the need for “power over” escalates.
No one should be alone with a person like this….

Cam
Cam
25 days ago
Reply to  Samsara

Yup. Flashing is a sex crime and it’s only a matter of time before he escalates.

Mehitable
Mehitable
25 days ago
Reply to  Cam

I gotta wonder how far he will go and if he gets aggressive with these women. Unfortunately some women over estimate what they can handle esp with one of these super jacked guys, and there’s booze or drugs involved. They just cover this shit up.

Cam
Cam
25 days ago
Reply to  Mehitable

Wouldn’t be surprised if he does get aggressive. He’s already abusive and has already shown he doesn’t give a damn about hurting others, so what’s a beating at that point to get what he wants? Guy thinks the world revolves around him.

Josh McDowell
Josh McDowell
26 days ago

‘When I met Annie at 17, I never envisaged my private life being like this. I never thought I would be a father of six.

Your private life tends to come out, along with other children, when you stick your private in someone else’s private.

Shadow
Shadow
25 days ago
Reply to  Josh McDowell

Perhaps he didn’t pay attention in Biology lessons? Sure he was good at football, why would he bother with borin’ ol’ lessons?

Hell of a Chump
Hell of a Chump
26 days ago
Reply to  Josh McDowell

“When I met Annie at 17, I never envisaged that I would spend the next fourteen years age regressing to the intellectual equivalent of a 190LB rampaging three year old with a hard-on. Yet my PR agent has me saying things like ‘envisaged’…”

Sunrise Ruby
Sunrise Ruby
26 days ago

Lauryn, if you’re an influencer, why don’t you use all of your world class skills to persuade your slut-of-a-boyfriend to get a vasectomy?

Samsara
Samsara
25 days ago
Reply to  Sunrise Ruby

That’s the business model!! The resulting kids get HER paid.
Business. Model.

Mehitable
Mehitable
26 days ago

I posted some info form the Wikipedia page about this guy and it wouldn’t post apparently. So I advise you all to check out his W page about seeing hookers during COVID lockdown and harassing women in bars. He’s a general mess aside from his sperm donorship.

Cam
Cam
25 days ago
Reply to  Mehitable

Saw those edits! Yours? You’re doing the Lord’s work.

kokichi
kokichi
26 days ago
Reply to  Mehitable

No, his sperm donor ship is also a mess. It never works out well for the kids.

Chumpolicious
Chumpolicious
26 days ago

Baby= money grab.

OHFFS
OHFFS
26 days ago

“Model and influencer” = unemployed Instagram attention ho.
Don’t you just love it when narcissists label other narcissists as narcissists? It seems to be a popular thing these days.
As for this nasty dude; 🤢. Imagine fighting over a dingleberry like that. I’m sure his large salary as a footballer has absolutely nothing to do with it.🙄

OHFFS
OHFFS
26 days ago

Here’s an article calling out this guy and the footballer culture in general;

https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/kyle-walker-man-city-footballer-baby-wife-lauryn-goodman-b2486657.html

Other info;

“Allegedly he also had sex with someone from a reality show in the back of his car, had an orgy with escorts during the Covid lockdown, and was filmed on CCTV groping a blonde in a bar before exposing himself to her.”

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/wronged-kyle-walker-wags-would-32005897

That article asks the right question- why are these women fighting each other when the villain they should hate is him? But of course, here at CN we see people desperate to win the turd in the Fuckwick Thunderdome all the time. In this case, they both want his money. It’s in cases where the FW has no money, no personality and no looks that it’s more baffling. Yet it’s common. Go figure. 🤷‍♀️

Mehitable
Mehitable
25 days ago
Reply to  OHFFS

In this case, as you say, it’s probably about money although the actual wife, who’s been with him a long time, may actually “love” him. But even aside from money, women will compete intensely over a guy perceived as “high value”. This guy is good looking, athletic, probably conventionally masculine seeming, very public career-celebrity, and of course…..money. So for many women esp who want kids, he’s a high value male and no one wants to lose out to anyone else. Even though personally he’s a turd and a heart breaker and someone who won’t actually RAISE his kids, he’s seen as a cracker jack prize himself and no one wants to lose the cracker jack prize. My first cheater was a very rugged, good looking, sexy, silver tongued devil, former Navy pilot, etc. I didn’t want to “lose” him either so I ignored all his bullshit until the day he just up and left. Part of it is you don’t want to lose the “best” guy you think you might be able to get, and part is you don’t want to lose PERIOD especially to Slut X, Y or Z. People fight over resources.

susie lee
susie lee
26 days ago
Reply to  OHFFS

I disagree that he has betrayed both women, the side piece knew he was married, she had a choice. No betrayal there.

Shadow
Shadow
25 days ago
Reply to  susie lee

That’s what I think as well! The only people he’d betrayed are his wife and his poor, unfortunate children!

Stig
Stig
25 days ago

Kyle: *apologizes in lip service*

This poor guy, if only he’d known that life would wrestle his control of himself and his dick from his hands and make him stick it multiple side-pieces. Who knew someone could be a high-performance, testosterone-fuelled athlete who uses his body like a weapon on the field, yet could be reduced to such passivity in all other areas? Is there hope for any of us?

I really don’t love how the media shifts focus from the male who’s been ‘unfortunately’ entangled in this situation, to the character and attributes of the females scrapping over him. Don’t waste your time ladies, Annie, leave and secure your future. If your man is letting himself get sidelined by opportunist groupies, you need to get out.

Daughterofachump
Daughterofachump
15 days ago

I have a book my mother gave me when I was 11 which explains the facts of life in very simple terms. I’d be happy to send it to Mr. Walker so he can learn where babies come from.