UBT: The Other Woman Sends Her Love

Universal Bullshit Translator
The Universal Bullshit Translator

When the Other Woman sends her love and defends against accusations of cheating, luxury gifts and expensive travel notwithstanding.

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Dear Chump Lady,

I usually follow your advice, but I did engage with my FW husband tonight after he disappeared for a week. It turns out he was on a luxury vacation for his birthday — that he “deserved” by the way. I got into a back and forth with him. He has the nerve to call me a bad parent while he REFUSES to make any type of schedule to see our son.

He had to nerve to have his affair partner send me a text

I did not engage with the AP, but the whole thing made me want to vomit. My FW and I have been together for 15 years, and I have never heard of this great friend.

Plus, this woman with all of the degrees and money, is a fitness model. I caught my FW sending her $1000 via Zelle before he even breathed a word about wanting a divorce. He has also been spending obscene amounts of money on this woman like it was water. From looking at some of his finances (of course he has not handed them all over), he has paid for EVERYTHING. He has paid for first class plane tickets, luxury travel, expensive gifts…… you know the routine. I would love it if you would put it through the UBT. I am currently in the very early stages of my divorce.

By way of context, the AP is insinuating that I was looking for someone to raise my son when I met FW. I did not introduce my son to FW until we had dated for a year. My older son’s father was always involved in his life, unlike my current FW. He helped me co-parent with my ex for 13 years, but now I somehow duped him into helping me raise my son.

My FW had this woman watch our son the week after he moved out. She then never showed up the second day to watch him. I did not know about my FW’s new nanny until my son came home and told me about his dad’s new “helper.”

A huge fan and new chump,

Unicorn Queen

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Dear Unicorn Queen,

A fitness model?

Is that what they’re calling prostitutes now?

The Other Woman shows her love in, uh, interesting ways

Make sure to document the theft of marital assets for your attorney. That’s money you can ask for back in the divorce.

An educated guess: I’d look back over your last 13 years of finances too. This is probably not the first fitness model your husband has been supporting.

I don’t see why he (or nanny-model-orifice-for-hire) is watching your son. Talk to your lawyer about this as a custody issue. There are often clauses so new paramours can’t be introduced to kids. So, grey rock for you and Junior with this FW, okay? And consider some therapy for your son. I’m sure this must be a hard adjustment for him, plus he’s probably dealing with the guilt of outing FW’s “helper” to you.

Now then, let’s feed your FW’s helper friend to the Universal Bullshit Translator.

(For all her money, degrees and “love”, the Other Woman apparently never learned to use punctuation or paragraph breaks, so the UBT will be inserting some. You’re welcome.)

That’s Model Whore to you

Hi, this is (Fitness Model), FW’s friend that you’d like to call a “whore.”

I don’t just take Zelle. I also take Venmo and ApplePay.

I just wanted to sent this message to you with no expectation for your response and once for ever.

I’m just sending you this one singular time. But also forever. So I’m in your head. Like an ear worm. 🎵 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer...🎵

You need to know what I know FW for as long as I know myself and he was always simply just a friend until AFTER FW was separated from YOU!

You’ve been with him 13 years? Yeah, well I’ve been with him since BIRTH! I can’t imagine why we’ve never met or he never mentioned me. His luxury cruise, cubic zirconia tennis bracelet, high-thread count bed sheets friend!

I have no idea who you are

Nobody was cheating on you and nobody needed to do so!

FW has said all along, since my birth, that you’re separated. In that living together, co-parenting kind of way.

I’m not sure why you keep dragging me into this situation as I asked FW millions of times if he thinks he wants to go back to his previous life and he answer to everyone including me was NO!

Everyone knows but you that you’re separated! And he doesn’t want to come back!  I am the pick me dance winner! A gladiator in the fuckwit thunder dome. Do not challenge me!

Why are you dragging me into this situation? I will send you an unsolicited text. #stopdraggingme

For a stranger I know a lot about you

We were witnessing his problems with you as a friend before and the time I wasn’t in touch with him I heard about it, none had anything to do with me, Amore.

People just sent me breaking news on the status of his marital relationship. As friends do.

I have no idea why you hurt yourself, your child and want to hurt FW because your imagination is telling you I am a “whore” and I need FW to take care of me and I need to get on my knees to make money!

Sometimes I get on my back. Or dangle from a trapeze. Or pole dance.

Why you would wish to do so? Just because I’m beautiful and fashionable and independent?

In that independent wire-me-$1000 kind of way. #beautiful #WesternUnion

I covet your child

You think I’m not a woman at the age of 41 and I don’t care about children because I don’t have one?

No, because you’re fucking a married man, you nitwit.

(Excuse me, the UBT slipped.)

Because I was responsible enough to not bring a child into this world before I’m sure about the father of my child to have to look for the next husband to take care of my child?!

#Amore #FeelTheLove

Come on woman you need to respect me because if anyone should judge, it should be me!

I judge you

And I worked too hard in my life to be called a “whore” like I said I know you wish but one day you’ll open your heart and mind and will see the reality, no hard feelings!

You call me a whore. I call you a bad mother, conspire about your marriage, and squander your assets. No hard feelings!

Also I have enough degrees and assets on my name to not ever need anything from anyone in life but a good heart and soul and confidence and class!

I have nothing but love for you and I wish you all the best.

Just go away and leave his bank account to me.

I just want you to know the day I took care of (your son) when FW had an emergency call, I took care of (child) with my whole heart and soul and I went above and beyond to make him happy and laugh cuz he deserve to be happy and he is incredible and too innocent to have to deal with any drama.

We had extra cheesy crust pizza. I put my whole heart and soul into those pizza toppings.

I hung out with a boy for a few hours. Feel my noble spirit.

I’m a mom too. In my mind!

I want you to know I totally understand your feelings as a mother

In that never-had-a-child-but-I can-order-a-pizza kind of way.

and I respect that and if you don’t want me to be around your child it’s totally understandable and I won’t, but you don’t have to disrespect or assume or imagine things to hurt yourself and everyone else.

I fuck your husband. I feed your kid.  #R-E-S-P-E-C-T

I want you to know again I have nothing to do with what happened between you two and it just happened that we started to be closer after you guys separated and FW have moved on and made me sure he will never want to go back to his previous life.

Now that everyone’s lawyered up, this is the timeline and I’m sticking to it.

Call me!

I want you to know that I am always here if you guys needs any help

Because that would be your first call for validation and support — your husband’s mistress.

Just ready to lend you a helping hand. Inflate a flat tire. Jumpstart a dead battery. Call you a bad mother.

I wish you both fast healing and recovery and easy moving on and a great coparenting ahead.

Disappear already. I won the turd.

I’m sure time will prove everything eventually.

Fast-forward to when I discover his other fitness models.

All my love!

The Other Woman who’s not the Other Woman loves you! Follow me on Insta and OnlyFans! Topless lunge squats for patrons! DM for Venmo details!

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Confused AF
Confused AF
7 months ago

Wow, this was very hard to read. I’m not sure the fitness model has those degrees. What degrees though? In plural. Multiple degrees. All for a fitness career?
Also, I’m not sure if I understood correctly, but I think they have one son together with FW, when she notes “my older son..” from the previous guy..
Anyway, I truly hope you didn’t reply to any of this, Unicorn Queen. Because it’s like fighting with crazy people. You can’t win.

WalkawayWoman
WalkawayWoman
7 months ago
Reply to  Confused AF

As a non-native English speaker myself, I make up that Fitness Model came to the US as an adult and her many degrees and assets are tied to her homeland and thus may not mean much over here.
I’d say Eastern Europe, but maybe that’s my prejudice showing. Women using beauty and sex appeal to snag a rich (or so they think) guy in the US to escape poverty and struggle etc.
At any rate, as annoying as she is, she’s irrelevant. She won’t be around long. Good job not responding, Unicorn Queen!

The Divine Miss Chump
The Divine Miss Chump
7 months ago

Holy cow … I would dismiss the entirety of her communication due to poor grammar alone!
No contact, Unicorn Queen … and document all the money he’s tucked in her G-string.
Nice job on the site upgrade, CL! I know the ads are a necessary evil but they are no longer blocking your post as I read it … many thanks!!

2xchump
2xchump
7 months ago

Yes all those ads blocked my view and this will be great!! Thank you for your efforts!!!!

2nd Gen Chump
2nd Gen Chump
7 months ago
Reply to  2xchump

All those ads pay the bills. Consider becoming a Patreon if you don’t like them.

2xchump
2xchump
7 months ago
Reply to  2nd Gen Chump

I am!! Well worth it!!!!

Rebecca
Rebecca
7 months ago

Boy, it there was ever a case for a barracuda lawyer, this is one! Beg or borrow what you need for the best lawyer you can find. Your FW has zero regard for the rules.

To do ASAP: get your lawyer to get (not just ask for) ALL the years of credit card statements and bank statements. Then to save yourself $, try to go thru them all very, very carefully. If that’s above your ability, spend the money on a great forensic accountant. Not legal advice but do a credit check on your clown and find out about hidden credit cards or bank accounts!

This guy has been up to some serious spending and you’re entitled to half.

Also, get a good parenting software and use it! No communication that isn’t through your lawyer or parenting software.

Good luck and brace yourself for the fight ahead.

gonegirl
gonegirl
7 months ago

I attempted to read that word salad text. 10 minutes of my life I will never get back.

SortofOverIt
SortofOverIt
7 months ago

Unicorn Queen, I commend you for not responding to AP, because there is probably so much you are dying to say. The AP in my scenario once emailed me, maybe 5 sentences total, and though I also declined to respond I could have responded with a 5 page diatribe off just those few sentences. Yours provided so much more fodder.

Gotta say, if she paid for all her many degrees, that was a waste of money. Her message was barely coherent.

Talk about gaslighting. “I’m not a whore, I just take $ from married men and am a secret friend that their wife of over a decade has never even heard of”. (Because that isn’t suspicious at all)

Also, clearly they were cheating. But she is going above and beyond to deny it. On and on about how there was no cheating and in fact “no one had to cheat”. What does that even MEAN? No one ever HAS to cheat. People cheat because they want to, not because they HAVE to. What I do find interesting is how much denial there is for something that SHE knows they did. It’s almost perversely funny to consider that she wrote paragraphs of how they didn’t cheat as if she knows cheating would be a terrible thing to do, yet she DID. She can lie to you all she wants, but she knows she actually DID cheat. That’s kind of odd, even for a FW/AP.

She also really wants to make it clear that he never wants to come back to you. She says it multiple times, almost as if she is trying to convince HERSELF. How convenient that you (hopefully) have 0 desire to ever take him back anyway.

Nemo
Nemo
7 months ago
Reply to  SortofOverIt

AP is already pick-me dancing.

UnicornQueen
UnicornQueen
7 months ago
Reply to  SortofOverIt

I really wanted to send a laugh emoji, but I do not acknowledge whores.

2xchump
2xchump
7 months ago
Reply to  UnicornQueen

She knows who.she is!

Formerchumpnowbride
Formerchumpnowbride
7 months ago

Definitely forward this to your lawyer in case he tries to claim he didn’t even meet her until after separation. She gave you a gift, now ignore her. Get things filed with your lawyer asap and get them working on what is called forensic accounting, so that all the money he spent on whores can be returned to you. He is about to get a taste of the shit sandwich if you make sure and get this done asap. Don’t let him go supporting his whore on your marital assets. Also get child support and custody set up asap as well, just like CL says. This isn’t punishing him, really, it is holding him accountable for his choices.

Throw this one back. It is rotten. Let her have him, I bet as soon as she realizes that the gravy train will be coming to an abrupt halt that her love for him is quite conditional. DO NOT LET HIM HOOVER and return to you. You are NOT anyone’s plan b. Ever.

UnicornQueen
UnicornQueen
7 months ago

He already knows that he can’t come back. I have never done the pick me dance, and I think that drives him crazy. I have too much self respect to be his plan b. Plus, I could never forgive him for what he has done to my children, let alone me.

SortofOverIt
SortofOverIt
7 months ago
Reply to  UnicornQueen

UQ, I regret it, but I pick me danced. I knew from DDay that I couldn’t stay with him no matter what, but I was afraid of him, so in an effort to keep him from wanting to destroy me, I lived in an odd limbo for way too long and during that time, I did all the dance moves, despite not wanting him to actually stay. (Well, if I could get a time machine and undo the affair for him, I would have loved him to stay, but alas, no such luck. He did what he did and I couldn’t see past it.

Eventually, things went bust with schmoops and suddenly, he wanted plan B and he just could not for the life of him fathom why I was not onboard with that. By the time I was made aware of the affair it had already been going on for 5 years. Then he was cruel during the aforementioned “limbo” and yet, he still was certain that I would jump at a chance at being his consolation prize. It’s great that you avoided at least that one aspect of Chumpdom.

Stephen
Stephen
7 months ago

I like the new site. Well done.

I just deleted all of the emails and texts and crap I had from my disaster marriage. My emails and texts to fuckwit were so out of anger I wish I just would have gone completely no contact. Lesson learned. The whole mess was a mistake I hope I never make again – ever.

Skimming the above “text” my only thought is this guy/fuckwit must be seeing someone else (or many someone elses) while he was/is seeing the fitness model. I thought the text writer probably has no idea she may be one of many and she may have just won the turd for the moment. I feel sorry for the kids.

Elsie_
Elsie_
7 months ago

Just eeww. She’s as bad as he is even apart from the bad writing.

I didn’t experience that because my ex was all about secrecy. What I knew and how I processed what came before the split was painful enough. All the red flags were waving.

Our long-term therapist and my attorney said to be wary of engaging with any potential romantic partners of his, even if they had supposedly broken up. My attorney to get contact information and perhaps listen if they wanted to vent, but to not reply with anything substantive. I was to provide him with anything like that in case we went to trial.

Thankfully, we didn’t. I just wanted a decent settlement and the next chapter. Meh arrived quickly after it was final because it had been so long coming.

hush
hush
7 months ago

What in the deranged flying monkey PickMe wall of text did I just read?? 🤢When two disordered skanks partner up while married with kids, it gets erratic and dramatic like this. They want you, they NEED you to be the hypotenuse in their love triangle so bad. It’s like they can’t be Twu Wuv Schmoopies without you because they’re about as deep as a toilet.

Do not engage. It’s going to take a lot of restraint not to take any of this insane bait. Please block AP and respond only in writing and when it’s legally necessary (per your lawyer) for matters such as parenting time schedules and child emergencies only.

You’re going to have to conserve your energy, because these people are so exhausting and in your face. Sounds like you have a strong case for dissipation of martial assets. I hope you get a speedy and good settlement. Hang in there! 💙

UnicornQueen
UnicornQueen
7 months ago
Reply to  hush

I knew better than to reply to the affair partner. Plus, FW sent it to from HIS phone. Whatever answer I had would have been filtered through him.

Ruby Gained A Life
Ruby Gained A Life
7 months ago

It is difficult to believe that the author of that word salad has a sixth grade education; much less “multiple degrees.”

That’s a lovely photo of you, Chump Lady. The new site will require some work on my end to get used to it. It looks lovely, though.

2xchump
2xchump
7 months ago
Reply to  Tracy Schorn

Sounds like my 2 divorces from 2 abusers!! Tough but in the end worth it!!!

ISawTheLight
ISawTheLight
7 months ago

OW and FW both said that their relationship started AFTER we separated, and that was most definitely a lie. There’s also more to a relationship than sex, even if they did wait to actually screw until after the separation (doubtful).

Take all this to your lawyer. Get that money back, put in a clause about who can watch your child (right of first refusal, for instance), try and get full custody, etc.

UnicornQueen
UnicornQueen
7 months ago

I’m not sure why either one of them would think I give two shits about what she thinks, feels, or perceives. I feel that if you are trying to defend that you are not a whore, you are, and I am not the first person to call you a whore.

Thank you for the advice CL. Both of my sons are in therapy

I handed this and other text messages from my FW over to my lawyer. Of course their timeline is off, and I have the love messages on her instagram posts to prove it.

It really seems to bother her that I call her an uneducated gold-digging whore. I call them as I see them.

Mehitable
Mehitable
7 months ago
Reply to  UnicornQueen

The truth hurts.

2xchump
2xchump
7 months ago
Reply to  UnicornQueen

To respond to an AP is like spitting in the wind. You get wet right? So.now,She knows her new name, let that go around in circles in her brain. My first Xs AP had no kids. My then husband left me after delivery and gave my daughter his APs name. Unknown to me. She had her baby now, my child …and stayed married to my 1XH now 25 years so far. It’s been a SSandwich forever but in the end, She got a creep I could never stay with. My daughter calls me for her big issues but does favor the AP( now wife. )Disney cruises helped. But i.adjusted and I’m here as the solid mother who gave her life. As my daughter matures, she will get it.

charmed_Lynds
charmed_Lynds
7 months ago

I love the UBT and would love to send one of the many texts OW sent to me or one of the 100’s of word salad emails FW sent. Honestly, they are hilarious reading and like this ‘fitness friend’ my ex’s OW claimed she was a good running friend (12 weeks she ‘knew’ him) and she was helping him with his Mental Health (by fucking him in our family car after he’d had sex with me that day or had been grabbing my arse 20 mins before and our kids giggling telling us to get a room) her telling me she had no friends (meet for a coffee was her request too!) and how he reminded her of her step dad! I mean that’s some Freudian shite there isn’t it, she didn’t fancy him just wanted to listen to him as he reminded her of her mentally ill step daddy, yuck. The fact she didn’t have her daughter live with her due to her behaviour or that I now know she had made up a boyfriend is pathetic too.

Maybe one day I’ll get the hard drive with the screenshots out from the loft and send them to Chum Lady so she can give the UBT a huge feast, but for now I’m enjoying life without crazy people in it and getting up there is too much energy and time when I have more exciting things to do. Remember chumps dday is a blessing and these OW’s can keep the turd prize as there is better out there than these sad sausages and their pathetic OW’s 🙂

2xchump
2xchump
7 months ago

OK so I have to comment on the pod caste and I have a question too…
Tell me how your mighty was an
Extraordinary broadcast that seemed so obvious to me. It shared how wrong the whole therapy model has been for the victims and how embolding it is for the abuser. Tracy is truth telling along with Diane Strickland. Use the anger to propell us.
They cut through the cement block of all that is confusing about “sex addict “counseling. A long applause for Diane Strickland, a lone voice in the wilderness filled with uneducated therapists, pastors, and helping professionals who encourage knowingly or unknowingly the abuse of woman who have seemingly no way out. I was one. They forgave the abuser for me pastors did, rebaptized him and remarried him.
I would love to hear more about steps for “codependents”to take to break out of molds that conform us to society’s desire to keep us silent and victimized, knowing how this benefits a whole industrial complex racket to keep the money rolling in. To be honest this dialog is about woman in bondage to a system that cannot and will not protect her or the children. No child support, no job to support herself, left destitute. How different are we than the 1900s?, 1800s. We have hit a wall and the voices must get louder or we languish in limbo.
I’ve been abused and left for AP x2, first with small children and again in my senior years. I pray for changes and voices for the next generation. Maybe it will come but the whole system is broken IMO.
Another question is, if womans DNA is simpering and Fearful from centuries of trauma, can men’s DNAbe cave men and brute warriors? Objectifying everything in their path without conscience?
Today’s UBT was hilarious! I say speed up.the divorce before all the funds are gone. This AP is a black widow!! My former mother in law age 96 was still thinking of ways to unload her men. She had to marry them due to her faith, and then she milked money our of their accounts x8 men!!!!. Then.she filed or made them file. Amazing set up! It worked every time too. It was the great potato salad she made that hooked them! Ha!+

Mehitable
Mehitable
7 months ago

Methinks the WHORE doth protest too much. I would ignore her completely, don’t get involved in a mud wrestling match with a pro. The best thing is to take down STBX in the divorce and have forensic accounting done on ALL MARITAL FUNDS he might be spending on this….what do they call them this week….fitness models? You need to get back you part of every dollar he spent on this screeching pile of ooze. And go NC with both of them except for any child matters – I’m not clear if this is his child or a child from a prior marriage but if it’s not his bio child and the child doesn’t want to see him and the fitness model…..I’d limit custody too.

Good luck on the new site, CL!

Mehitable
Mehitable
7 months ago
Reply to  Mehitable

I still seem to be in Awaiting for Approval Land for my subsequent posts.

UnicornQueen
UnicornQueen
7 months ago
Reply to  Mehitable

I sent him the Our Family Wizard app the next day and told my lawyer no contact outside of the app or if there is an emergency. I have an older son that is his stepson. FW helped me raise him for 13 years but now claims I “duped” him into it. My younger son is FW’s son. FW rarely bothers to see him and claims I have been “withholding” our son from him to his friends and family. He knows it’s a goddamn lie. I have gone with FW twice to meet with our son’s therapist to discuss the need for him to be more involved. Of course, he has ignored all recommendations.

Eirene
Eirene
7 months ago

Wading through the AP’s message sure gave my brain a workout. Thankfully, the days of trying to parse my ex’s garbled communication are long behind me. Many years ago an anonymous reviewer for an academic journal wrote his assessment of an article my exH had submitted, and he didn’t use the term “word salad,” but he did mention “possibly a non-native speaker” in describing how difficult it was to figure out was exH was trying to say. Tell me about it, buddy.

Falling Forward
Falling Forward
7 months ago

Love the new site! Thrilled with the happy, fuscia, 3 eyed creature it assigned me, so cute!

This text is so similar to the nonsense I have on my phone. Blech. I’m one year divorced, much better but still occasionally smarting. However, the last time I pointed out the absurd hypocrisy of a FW text, it started a little text kerfuffle and reminded me how they need me to be triangulated; it is good for them, terrible for me. I don’t do that any more.

I did get a little Karma Nugget last night…a mutual colleague described Schmoopie as “socially awkward with an unintelligent vibe.” Gotta admit, that felt good.

MichelleShocked
MichelleShocked
7 months ago

Definitely not worth responding to. And no need to let any of her words bother you in the least. She is appeasing her delusional suger daddy. He thinks he has her under control and she’s doing his bidding. Meanwhile she’s laughing all the way to the bank. Whore is clearly taking advantage of FW. Karma is getting him good.

Mehitable
Mehitable
7 months ago

Somehow I don’t think a 41 year old “fitness model” is gonna last with FW. I hope she’s not too broke up when their beautiful friendship ends because he can find an even dumber 21 year old who might be less expensive. He’s gonna need less expensive and he’s gonna want younger. AP is just a weight station in the gym of life.

ChumpDchump
ChumpDchump
7 months ago

For future replies, I can highly recommend “please direct all communications to my lawyer at …”

Also, do what my grandmother did in order to put her in her place: send it backed marked-up with grammatical corrections lol.

Last edited 7 months ago by ChumpDchump
LookingForwardsToTuesday
LookingForwardsToTuesday
7 months ago

Holy ever loving crap ….”Just because I’m beautiful, fashionable and independent?” This OW really is a piece of work and then some.

#Icantastethepukeinmymouth

LFTT

Mehitable
Mehitable
7 months ago

If she was independent, she wouldn’t be chasing after FW.

UnicornQueen
UnicornQueen
7 months ago

She dresses like a street walker and has a face of fillers with a body full of silicone. I am not threatened by this whore in the least.

SortofOverIt
SortofOverIt
7 months ago
Reply to  UnicornQueen

UQ,
It’s funny. My FW’s AP is @ 15 years younger than me and she is very pretty. I’ve only seen 3 photos, but there is no question that she is conventionally attractive. I was not feeling great about getting older nor especially about having my spouse of 2 decades discard me for someone else, but I was really surprised that her looks didn’t send me into a tailspin.

What happened instead was that I couldn’t stop wondering why she was doing what she was doing. She lives extremely far away, across the country. What is wrong with her that she is 32, very pretty and her only option was a married man, that lives across the country and has a kid? Can’t she find a married man closer to her geographically? Or if she is open to long distance, surely there must be some single guys between her coast and our coast? My husband can be charming and he is attractive, but not so much so that she wouldn’t stumble over way more men just like him but with even one less bit of baggage.

Rather than be threatened, I just became curious. There must be something deeply wrong with her BESIDES her morals if she couldn’t do better.

Mehitable
Mehitable
7 months ago
Reply to  SortofOverIt

Well, I can think of a number of different things right off the bat…..first…he may not be the only one, LOLOLOL…..they all think they’re so special but she may have other guys she’s playing. Or he’s just one in the conga line. Does he have money? How did he come across her in the first place – on line? Maybe she has a Daddy complex too. To me it would seem to come down to money and resources and he may not be the one one, as I say. She ain’t gonna stick around when the going gets sticky. He’ll find out.

SortofOverIt
SortofOverIt
7 months ago
Reply to  Mehitable

Mehitable, He is not rich, but he is comfortable. (though post divorce, LESS so as now he’ll be paying support)

She isn’t very well off financially, so this would perhaps be appealing. Especially as it was long distance. Low effort. Even if he just paid her light bill occasionally, might be worth it, And especially if he was not the only supply.

Wow,

I had once sort of considered this, fleetingly. I didn’t think his ego would allow him to be taken for money. But when I consider what HER motives are, and struggle to find any that make much sense aside from a financial aspect. Ugh, Maybe a forensic account is in order.

ChumpDchump
ChumpDchump
7 months ago

She can have any man she wants! She just chooses to pursue married men for the challenge, and because she has a black hole where her soul should be.

UnicornQueen
UnicornQueen
7 months ago
Reply to  ChumpDchump

You hit the nail on the head. Her instagram is riddled with faceless men. This is not her first time at the married man rodeo. I’m sure it also won’t be her last. She has very obviously spent her life living off of men. I’m sure that’s where her “money” comes from. She gets money and gifts from her men and keeps it while spending ALL their money.

MehnopolizeLife
MehnopolizeLife
7 months ago

Unicorn Queen

These two jackasses have no clue they just handed you a golden egg. I’ll explain…

It only took one word (whore) and AP’s reaction was a 500+ word diatribe. It was scattered with denials, defenses, deflections, insults, self righteousness, entitlement, deluded perceptions, conceit, lies, etc, etc, etc.

So where is the golden egg egg? Depositions. The reason I say this is because she lacks composure and focus. Your STBX is all about quenching his thirsty ego. These two assholes will bomb their depositions.

Tip: Make sure your attorney schedules their depos on the same day, one right after the other. This prevents them time to compare notes.

One last thing….keep staying strong and don’t engage in their idiotic antics. Juveniles serve shit sandwiches. Adults serve subpoenas.

Ka-chump
Ka-chump
7 months ago

Kudos for ignoring. Myself I’d be very tempted to text a reply to fw along the lines of “Dear FW, pls ask your partner to quit stalking & harassing me from your phone, ps I’m forwarding all texts to the attorney” etc etc … But then this would give him a monster triangulation kibbles 😂 No contact is truly the only way.

HunnyBadger
HunnyBadger
7 months ago

Also I have enough degrees And assets on my name to not ever need anything from anyone in life but a good heart and soul and confidence and class!”

She does not, however, have a very good grasp of language and thinking. Let me dissect that sentence by itself.

”Also I have enough degrees And assets on my name”. — I think she means ‘certifications’ which are not degrees. It could even mean ‘professional licenses,’, (as in Realtor or Stylist), but not degrees. Funny, but for such a degree-ed garden tool, she even blew it with ‘on my name.’ Unless she’s talking about graffiti sprayed across her self-promotions. And assets? People with a lot of degrees and assets ‘on their name’ don’t need $1000 funneled to them from their latest catfish.

”….to not ever need anything from anyone in life but a good heart and soul and confidence and class!”

I believe she is saying she doesn’t want money or goods from others, just their good hearts and souls and confidences and class. Presumably because she has none of her own. (Maybe she was too busy getting all those degrees and assets on her name to bother with cultivating a good heart, etc.). Certainly nothing says she has them. She probably steals them. Or maybe she asks people to send them to her with a wire transfer of money.

Good luck, Fitness Model, ‘cause the dude you landed this time just proved beyond a shadow of a doubt he doesn’t have those things either. He absolutely proved it when he forwarded your psycho diatribe to his wife.

HunnyBadger
HunnyBadger
7 months ago

Just curious when Pole Dancers started calling themselves Fitness Models…?

Magnolia
Magnolia
7 months ago

The site looks great, Tracy! I did try to change my little avatar at Gravatar but it sent me down some weird wormhole.

Just a heads-up that the child’s and FW’s names are still quite legible.

Rumblekitty
Rumblekitty
7 months ago

Yay my account is working! Also, the edit function is great. I still haven’t figured out how to update my pic, but I will eventually.

Last edited 7 months ago by Rumblekitty
Moexclusive
Moexclusive
7 months ago

Hey yall! im super new and just requested to join the crew on FB super new like found you guys on a podcast 4days ago. Also while I figured out what AP means I cant figure out what FW. newly learned betrayed so still navigating all of this.

susie lee
susie lee
7 months ago

Just a test.

MollyWobbles
MollyWobbles
7 months ago

Love the look of the new site!
This AP is bananas. Good for you UQ for not responding to that madness. It will drive her crazy.

Viktoria
Viktoria
7 months ago

Just trying out the comments thing!

Mr Wonderfuls Ex
Mr Wonderfuls Ex
7 months ago

Testing 1, 2, 3?

Mr Wonderfuls Ex
Mr Wonderfuls Ex
7 months ago

Yay! My creepy little green monster has returned!

BattleDancingUnicorn
BattleDancingUnicorn
7 months ago

Commenting to get in on this new system, but I have to say that it’s really amazing the UBT is still functioning after ingesting that much nonsense. Cheers to no contact!

luckychump
luckychump
7 months ago

Unicorn Queen, I hate that you are going through this, but this is a gift to you and your attorney. Her ego and blind faith in what he’s been telling her will cause her to lose her shit when she realizes he’s been lying to her as well. Pure gold for a deposition.

SandyFeet
SandyFeet
7 months ago

The audacity of these APs never ceases to amaze. FW very young AP said to me shortly after DDay “ he told me we might have to pay you rent because you own part of the building…”.
She had herself as my replacement, she did not get a prize. Neither is this Fitness model. AP whore allegedly made enough money from her training business to have an apartment, car, manicures and hair extensions plus the part time hours from the office as Howorker. Sure. 🙄

Samsara
Samsara
7 months ago

The OW literally conspired against Unicorn Queen to nuke Unicorn Queen’s home and family life, and now she wants to help and sends “love”? Huh. The OW in my situation sent a message (via my cheating husband no less) that she “respected” me too. So, this is how you help or show respect: by destroying someone’s life.

That’s like an arsonist calling the fire brigade after the fire is out of control. It’s sociopathic and sadistic plain and simple. These mate poachers are truly horrific.

Skunkcabbage
Skunkcabbage
7 months ago

Oh the “We weren’t together until AFTER you (found out, left, were exposed to the light of day) – I still get to this day, 9 years later.

They knew each other from high school. They were FB friends for years. There were family visits where they ran into each other (that I wasn’t supposed to ever know about).

There was the fact that he moved her into the house with her daughter 3 months after I left and way before we were divorced.

And SHE contacts me barely a year later after she had her big realization and started to bail. She looks for validation FROM ME!

And yet, they will still never own the fact of their secrets and lies.

CurlyChump
CurlyChump
7 months ago

Took me awhile to register and all that, but love the layout of the new site Tracy!

cbanks1985
cbanks1985
7 months ago

My situation is so similar to this it is scary. OW still keeps trying to insist they didn’t have an affair. LOL, I am not stupid. Additionally, I recently started dating someone and OW had a lot to say about that. Move on. I have.