Category: Sad sausage

Universal Bullshit Translator

UBT: I Always Felt Trapped

Hi Chump Lady, It’s been since Oct 2021 that he left me for the OW. Finally, today I got an email from him trying to …

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sadz

And the Saddest Sausage Goes to…

I was thinking this week of Sumner Stroh’s video (one of Adam Levine’s Schmoopies) playing the aggrieved party, the wounded innocent. And I think we …

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Universal Bullshit Translator

UBT: ‘I Had an Affair And Now My Kids Won’t Forgive Me’

Woe the sad sausage who demands forgiveness. Recently, one such entitled FW wrote to the advice column, Care and Feeding, at Slate magazine. Dear Care …

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I forgive you

UBT: Sad Sausage Poetry

Dear Chump Lady, I’m seeking feedback on a text my ex sent. We were married over two decades and shared what I thought was a …

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Universal Bullshit Translator

UBT: ‘Give Me Some Clarity’

Dear Chump Lady, I’m nearly one-year post-divorce, 19 months post-separation kicking the FW out. While some days are still really difficult, with the power of …

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Alex Jones

The ‘I’m Sorry, We Good?’ Play

I consider myself something of a connoisseur of disordered FWs, so I’ve been riveted by the Alex Jones trial. To anyone tuning in, Jones is …

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UBT: Destroying Marriages to Improve Them

Apologies for the late post. Was driving to Michigan (just arrived) when I realized the scheduling plugin didn’t work… so here it is. Back to …

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schmoopies

Defending Incomprehensible Life Choices

Today’s Friday Challenge comes from DoingMe. Inspired by yesterday’s post about Christie Smythe’s torching her life for a FW, and then being smug about it, …

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sadz

UBT: When Your Affair Partner Ghosts You

Many an alert chump sent me yesterday’s Yahoo news article: “What it Means if The Married Man You’re Having An Affair With Ghosts You Out …

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shrink

Therapy Homework Fails

Raise your hand if you ever did therapy with a cheater. Raise both hands if you didn’t know they were a cheater. (Free now? Then …

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sadz

Bill Gates Has a Sadz About His Divorce

Isn’t it regrettable when nebulous clouds of divorce just descend upon innocents? Microsoft founder Bill Gates is one such sad case. In an interview with …

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karma

The OW Left Him and I Don’t Know How I Feel

Dear Chump Lady, Will you please help me identify a new feeling of mine? Meh-be it’s meh but I don’t know!!! Yesterday (a Tuesday) I …

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