Category: Trust that they suck

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How Do I Get My Cheating Wife to Reconcile with Me?

Dear Chump Lady, You mention the only way to have your spouse back is with them doing a full reconciliation. What’s that look like? Do …

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Stress of Staying in a Toxic Relationship

So, at the risk of having a fun Friday challenge that sounds like a weekly phone call home to my aging mother, tell me about …

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I am not defined by my relationship.

Cringey Cheater Profundities

A lot of New Age mumbo jumbo gets fed to the Universal Bullshit Translator. Witness last Wednesday’s sad sausage poetry. “I breath (sic) in the …

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Why Is the Cheater Living His Best Life And I Am Not?

Hi, Chump Lady, How do I get past the idea that somehow he and the affair partner are out there living a happy carefree life? …

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What’s Your Ex’s Name on Your Cell Phone?

When it comes to a trust that they suck reminder, changing your FW’s cell phone name is a helpful hack. Proper names are for people …

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Schmoopie Dumped Him, He Blames the Kids

Hi Chump Lady, After three years, the wheels have fallen off the FW & Schmoopie love bus! All the “I finally found my soulmate, sorry …

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What If He Changes for the OW?

Dear Chump Lady, I called off my wedding three months before the big day, after discovering that my fiance was sleeping around with multiple women, including his …

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Jennifer Lopez Marries New and Improved Ben Affleck

In WTF news, I feel compelled to comment on the recent marriage of Jennifer Lopez to alcoholic, nanny-schtupper Ben Affleck. What’s a multi-talented, supernaturally beautiful …

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UBT: Don’t Give Up on Me

Today’s it’s Tuesday on a Wednesday. (Tuesday: the day the pain stops.) I got a really nice update from Gay and Monogamous, whose ex’s self-serving …

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He Runs Me Down to Our Daughter

Dear Chump Lady, I’m 5 years into this shitshow now and mostly am fairly chilled about everything, albeit with the occasional trigger that sets me …

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Cheating Father Gets Unvarnished Obituary

A Florida man, Lawrence Pfaff Jr., gave an all-warts review of his father, Lawrence Pfaff, in a Jacksonville obituary. Lawrence H Pfaff Sr. was born in …

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‘Why Do I Miss Him?’

Hey Chump Lady, I’ve been separated from my lying, cheating FW for 5 months and 18 days. (But who’s counting?) This is not the first …

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Beware of OW Bearing Gifts?

Dear Chump Lady, I don’t think I’ve ever seen you cover this topic, and my fellow chumpy friends and I are mystified by this behavior… …

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Am I a Bad Friend for Not Supporting Friend’s Affair?

Dear Chump Lady, I am a fellow chump who 4 years ago was betrayed, gaslighted, emotionally abused, on and on, by my partner of 8 …

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Untangling Depp vs. Heard

It seems like it’s a bad thing when a guy who admits to drunken rages, threats, and “jokes” about defiling his wife’s corpse wins a …

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What Did They Still Expect After They Cheated?

Ah, cake eating. All the perks of commitment without the actual commitment. Today’s Friday Challenge was inspired by a comment Luziana made on “She Keeps …

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Is She Cheating Because She’s Bipolar?

Dear Chump Lady, My wife started hooking up with other men in 2018. After a brief trip back to her home in Asia she came …

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‘I Think My Boyfriend Is on Dating Sites’

Dear Chump Lady, I think my boyfriend is on dating sites, but I’m too tech illiterate to investigate it. Specifically, I think he’s on Hinge …

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He Cheated on Me with Prostitutes

Hi Chump Lady, I just found proof and eventually received a disclosure from my boyfriend of 1.5 years that he has been cheating on me …

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‘She Must’ve Made the Right Decision to Cheat’

Dear Chump lady, Seeking your advice on the following: Background, was with partner for 16 years who decided the grass was greener with a married …

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